I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Save Yourself While You Still Can!

Posted on Mon, Feb. 20, 2017 at 12:31 pm

Idiot-In-Law,
If your twisted, narcissistic, wacko husband decided to dump you like last week's garbage, it will truly save your life.
I don't know if you know this, but around 8 years ago, he discussed divorcing you and going to live with his eldest son. On top of that, he confided in his eldest son about a woman who reminded him of his son's biological mother.
Your step-son was worried about how a divorce would have affected you. He did not support his father.
I wish he did, you were about my age then. You could have had an opportunity at a better life. Not as a glorified, ass-kissing housekeeper but as a woman, wife and a mother. You could have found a man who would have happily made a baby with you.
Instead, you would stay with your husband who:
-never bought you a wedding ring.
-never told you about a vasectomy and cannot give you the children you desperately want. -convinced you to lie about being pregnant and discuss impossible "symptoms" with an unsuspecting family friend.
-keeps an active POF account.
-asked his teenage son for help to hide his affairs.
If we thought that you had some sort of stockholm syndrome we would take pity on you.
Please heed my advice.
Get out, before you get any older.

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2013

Posted on Mon, Feb. 20, 2017 at 09:24 am

That was the year I finally put my foot down. After eleven years of forcing myself to suffer through torturous visits with passive/aggressive morons who didn't even have the strength of character to say what their problems were. Initially, I tried to just send DH to their visits so the kids and I didn't have to waste any of our lives with people we couldn't stand and who couldn't stand us. But due to their very low intelligence levels, they guilted DH into bringing us. That was a mistake on their part. Eventually, I had to put them in their place. I'm not the type of person to accept unwarranted abuse. Because of their stupidity, now they have lost their son/brother. They could have had relationships with him forever without negativity if they would have only realized there is no need for people who dislike each other to visit. Oh well, I've been free for four years now and DH won't speak to any of them. It's wonderful and drama free in our lives now. Good riddance.

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Sounding Brass

Posted on Mon, Feb. 20, 2017 at 05:58 am

Mil

You are so self important it makes me sick

You think we all need you! News flash, you have never really been there, and the couple of times you were, you complained, and did the bare minimum.

You lied the other day, and I know it. So does your grandchild, who no longer trusts you!

Stop pushing your agenda down his throat.

His teachers and counselors even talk about how full of yourself that you are.

I can't wait for you to die!

You are evil and ugly - through and through

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Why did I ever think she would appreciate it?

Posted on Sun, Feb. 19, 2017 at 09:21 pm

So, like an idiot, I exchanged the olive branch in honor of MIL's birthday last week, DH was going over there to drop off groceries, I told him to ask his mother if she wanted to do something for her Birthday like go out to dinner.
He came back an hour later with the following; MIL wants us to take her to see my BIL and SIL three hours away, doesn't want to have dinner with us, doesn't want to spend time with US, but wants to use us to get to the ones she actually wants to be around.
She sees them every weekend, calls/texts every day, I haven't seen or heard from her since Christmas.
Like an idiot DH told her yes, so now on Thursday I get to ride 3 hours with my MIL while I listen to nothing but her talking about how great BIL's girlfriend (of a year and a half) is when she doesn't want anything to do with me (7 years with her son)
I'm done. She doesn't appreciate anything. I'm downright insulted.

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Happily ever after without the skanky skank

Posted on Sun, Feb. 19, 2017 at 07:43 pm

My SIL is the most repulsive redneck skank. I hate that my MIL & FIL have passed away but they are both likely at peace not having to be embarrassed by her anymore. I tried for years to tolerate her but it just didn't work for me. Habitual liar, leather faced, bad breath, smoke train, drunk, drug abuser, lazy, disability seeking for imagined illness, welfare receiving, loud & embarrassingly obnoxious are just a few of her disgusting qualities. She loves an audience for her "war stories" like how she once had to fight an abusive husband by wielding a vehicle transmission because we all believe she can swing a few hundred pounds! Other than transmissions her weapon of choice is a box cutter or beer bottle or so she says nobody but her has ever heard of anyone she supposedly squared off with during the years of bar fighting but she does look like she lost a fight with the ugly stick especially in all her selfies with a foot long cigarette hanging out of her wrinkled nasty mouth. Wrinkled and nasty reminds me of the time she invited herself fishing with my husband, her brother, she wore a pair of cutoff jean shorts with the crotch cut out and no undies. My poor husband actually threw up after kicking her out of his boat.. wtf does that?! Her lies caused nothing but drama and turmoil for years, a few years ago she needed new material and started making up lies about me.. She managed to cause problems between my husband and I for a small amount of time even problems with our kids but soon enough my husbands good sense returned and the skank is nothing but a sour memory. I really shouldn't be so joyful when I think about how her lies finally backfired causing her to lose contact with her brother, nieces and nephews but I do each and every time I smell shit and think of her lol

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I hate my brother in law

Posted on Sun, Feb. 19, 2017 at 03:41 am

I have been in a relationship with my girlfriend for 6 years... we live together now for 4 years... her wheelchair bound mother lives with us and is under the care of my girlfriend.... my issue is that my girlfriend's brother (who is in his 50s) is always coming over unannounced on a daily!!! He stays for very very very long periods and is in and out or kitchen eating, he sit's allover our couches and watches TV as if he is at home! He is always falling asleep on the couch and snores so loud through out the house!! I'm tired of having him over everyday! He has no life, he works and is a dead beat dad. He has been in jail most of his life... he has a younger daughter that he barely sees but brings her over to our house so he can " supposedly" visit with her!!! But why our house? Why not take her to a park or something? He refuses to rent an apartment... he only wants to live in half way homes because he is severely institutionalized. My girlfriend has brought it up to his attention but he doesn't seem to get the hint, especially when my mother in law keeps inviting him over to eat all our food everyday!!!! It's gotten to the point that I have thought about moving out and leaving my girlfriend if something doesn't change! I can't stand that he walks in our house as if it's his! He even has a key to our house incase of an emergency of my wheelchair bound mother in law but he abuses it!! I don't know what to do anymore!!! Our house is a very very very tiny old house 2 bedroom and 1 bath.. 3 of us live in it so when we have company it's very very tight! I love peace and quiet! I buy food for us who live in the house not for him! He lived with us for almost a year rent free because he had gotten out of jail and his wife was cheating on him... he NEVER I repeat NEVER did anything around the house during the time he stayed rent free with us!! He finally moved out with his wife and asked to move back the NEXT day because they got ino a fight!!!! I'm all about helping family but this is bullshit!! My mother in law is the one to blame because she is always having him over and is always having her great grand kids over to sleep over and baby sit when she is no where capable to do so since she is wheelchair bound!!! I'm about to really lose it! I need advice!! What do I do? I'm desperate... I have nightmares about this!

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Priorities

Posted on Sat, Feb. 18, 2017 at 07:54 pm

We aren't yours yet you expect to be ours... ummm, no. Just no.

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Blonde Frankenstein

Posted on Sat, Feb. 18, 2017 at 06:30 pm

She is the biggest trouble maker because she doesn't like me she causes all of this trouble for me . well no one still likes you it doesn't matter how much you put others down to make yourself seem so great . We all know your perfect and the rest of us are all shit .. jerk

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Thank you for the baby "gift"?

Posted on Sat, Feb. 18, 2017 at 10:52 am

Step MIL who never raised a single child (and bought COMPLETELY useless gifts that I was supposed to run out and return with a newborn and no receipt), despite YOUR adamant insistance, I really didn't need new "burp cloths" for child number three. Although Touche, they did come in handy when I had to deal with you!

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Oh BALLS

Posted on Sat, Feb. 18, 2017 at 08:17 am

I cant take it anymore. The dogs even get treated better than me. I am a nice person, I like the dogs but dammit they are not people! They cant be outside because the weather is not perfect 80 degrees. If it is warmer, its "too hot" if it is windy a bit its "too windy" if it is less than 80 degrees it is "too cold". What is cruel is leaving them locked in a kennel for 4 hours without access to water or food. When they could be outside enjoying the sunshine. The dogs eat every species of poop except their own, and somehow they are exhaulted and worshipped as Gods. I wish they would just die, but then he would drag home some more filthy beasts. When the MIL worships the silly, yappy useless Shit Sue that bites my son I want to scream. If I catch it biting my baby again I will kick that mop across the room. I swear to God I will divorce my DH over dogs. I tolerate dogs, even though I am allergic....people just say "take a Benedryl" . How about you just put your dogs in your room while I visit? Maybe I should wrap a rat block in bacon for the ignorant disgusting thing. So I like cats better, but I swear these nut jobs ILaws who worship Dogs right up there with Jesus are totally mental. The dogs beg and claw when we are trying to eat, they are so annoying because they are not trained. I hate going to my IL house because they let the dogs just rule. People come first. Dog worshipping in the USA is really disgusting. I have had dogs before, and they had a kennel outside for when we wanted to go somewhere, I cant stay in this family of mental midgets and their poop eating, crotch sniffing, ass licking disgusting dogs.

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