I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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You Fucked Up, Didn't U?

Posted on Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 at 07:31 am

Do you ask yourself: how did this happen?

How did I lose total control?

One minute you are taunting me that I am on the way out because you are smugly certain that your son, who confides in you, is in the process of kicking me to the curb and upgrading.

In front of your son and your grandchildren!!

The next minute you are completely shut out.

You don't get to see your son or your grandchildren anymore.

And WOW, your son and I are completely together, celebrating our 15th anniversary this weekend!!

Do you take a moment and say "I fucked up?"

Because you did Stupid MIL--huge fuck up!!

Enjoy your new life.

Karma is a bitch!!!

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I'm In, You're Out

Posted on Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 at 07:25 am

Sorry Bitch MIL that you are angry but your anger is not my problem to fix!

This is MY family.

I AM the matriarch.

You are not a member of my family which consists of your son, myself and our kids.

You are a relative, nothing more.

You have NO say, input, leverage on how I decide to live my life, raise my kids, spend our time.

You had your chance to raise a family. You decided and that is your right to have 1 child (my husband) and be done so that you could have enough $ to have your first facelift in your 40s and travel annually to Hawaii. Good for you!!

Not my job to give up my kids to you because you are lonely, depraved and empty.

Get a hobby!

Adopt a pet!

Volunteer abroad!!

You are not calling the shots.

You have been dethroned. Try to hold on to some dignity because your tantrums just show how power-hungry and abusive and manipulative and controlling you really are!!

I'm the new Queen and you are in Exile!!

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The Infamous Like Button

Posted on Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 at 05:55 am

No one uses the "Like" button quite like you do, SIL. I've even come up with a name for it: the First Name-Maiden Name-Last Name Patented Like of Approval. If that little "like" doesn't get stamped on there, I know what I wrote was taken the wrong way.

I see that you lost your silly singing contest. Can I LIKE that you lost? Where's the like button for that?! Where's the like button for your defeat?! And while I'm at it, why don't I "friend" the person who DID win? I want to be friends with the person who BEAT you!

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No one Likes you.

Posted on Fri, Aug. 29, 2014 at 11:23 pm

Loser-in-law, you are such a suckup pest. You think anyone who is richer or cooler than you--which is everybody--is SO honored by your "Like"s and insipid comments. Believe me, they aren't and you just look like a desperate fool. Go hoe your row and leave the panting and drooling to your hideous dog. Anyone can hover a cursor over that big bad Like and click it--it doesn't take any special talent. You are right there johnny-on-the-spot no matter what. One of your objects d'obsession should post a photo of a cockroach and see how long it takes you to Like it. You're becoming more and more of a joke.

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Nothing Makes You Happy

Posted on Fri, Aug. 29, 2014 at 11:20 pm

SIL, I'm so sick and tired of hearing you complain about everything. Seriously, EVERYTHING. Everything you eat. Everything you watch. Every person. The weather. Nothing - nothing makes you happy. And when there's something that makes my DH happy, you have to put it down and mock him for it. And you're making your daughter into a mini-you, miserable and ignorant.

My DH might keep taking it, because he's been programmed to his entire life, but I wasn't. I've stayed silent for a long time to keep the peace for my DH, but I'm at my breaking point. And, when I finally snap, it will be the end of me having anything to do with you or your narcissistic personality and I'll sit at home on holidays, drinking wine and eating what I want, and enjoying every minute of not having to put up with your miserable face and rotten attitude.

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Stalker fil accept you lost & move on!

Posted on Fri, Aug. 29, 2014 at 03:50 pm

FIL:
You rage and jump up and down like a gorilla, demanding respect and yelling at your 40+ son that he needs to obey you but instead we laugh at you!!

You actually step in your own shit during your tantrums when we forwarded one of your particularly abusive & vile rants--ha ha, feeling smug now?

So what do you do next? You stalk us!! You stand at my kids' school like the sociopath you are--my kids hate you, my kids want nothing to do with you!!

It's too late--you have been exposed for the manipulative, hateful, abusive, obsessed, vindictive, malicious person you are!!

Your tricks don't work anymore. You don't scare us--you can try with your self-righteous "I am furious" routine but alas we laugh at you!'

You can't take your money with you.

Your only son hates you.

Our kids want nothing to do with you.

Your health is starting to deteriorate.

Unlike your vindictive self, I don't need to take revenge.

Comeuppance is a great word, isn't it?

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I'm controlling

Posted on Fri, Aug. 29, 2014 at 09:56 am

According to my ILs, I'm a controlling person because I insist on mapping out our travel destinations so we don't get lost while driving there. Anytime I pull out the MapQuest printouts and the travel maps, the ILs roll their eyes and make snide, underhanded remarks about it. The ILs (and my DH) prefer to just get into a vehicle, point it towards the general direction of their destination, and start driving. I purposely didn't map out our destination for the last event we tried to go to with the ILs, and a barely 45 min drive turned into 2 1/2+ hours because we got lost since we didn't use a map. As a result, we missed a good portion of the event to which we were all going. We had purchased tickets to the event in advance, so not only did we waste time, gas $$, and wear/tear on the vehicle, but we wasted the $$ on the tickets since they were practically useless. Everyone was pissed, so it was very difficult for me to keep the "I told you so" smirk off of my face. Fucking morons.

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Empty cans make the most sound

Posted on Fri, Aug. 29, 2014 at 09:51 am

Hey MIL, you didn't pay for 'that', my parents did, so quit taking credit of everything you didn't paid for. It's embarrassing to see you boasting to your friends about everything my family gave us. So far you have given us nothing but that crap, so you don't have a bragging right. Go back to bragging about how much you spend on your golden child, make more lavish parties, everyone knows that is the only thing you can brag about her. Her parties, nothing else.

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Haven't heard from or seen you in weeks....

Posted on Fri, Aug. 29, 2014 at 09:42 am

and it's been awesome!

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Welcome to the jungle, BITCHES!

Posted on Fri, Aug. 29, 2014 at 09:41 am

I was born in August, that makes me a Leo. For 20 yrs I allowed my husband's family to treat me like crap all for the sake of "getting along". Yup, I played the pussy cat. Now, 20yrs later, kitty has grown tired of "playing with her mice". You have 1 year to run and hide, as I have plans for you. I know what you fear. You 5 fear truth. You fear being exposed for the glitter covered pieces of shit you truly are! Beware bitches, cause when this lion opens her mouth, you're gonna hear a mighty ROAR!! Oh, and btw, the only things covered in glitter are children and whores.

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