I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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HER Birthday

Posted on Fri, Nov. 27, 2015 at 04:06 pm

The day I hate the most every year is my mother-in-law's birthday. Every goddamn time I have to act like I'm happy that she is still alive after all the surgieries she had gone through. (she needed many interventions because she's a manipulating alcoholic bastard who started drinking because she hated her life JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS POOR. SHE EVEN GOT DRUNK AT OUR WEDDING when she decided to show off her fat-ass in front of everyone while trying to lift up her skirt. YES, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.) Anyway, every year I'm so grateful that she's 1 year closer to BEING DEAD.

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Funeral cost

Posted on Fri, Nov. 27, 2015 at 03:39 pm

Wow FIL your out of your fucking mind if you think im gonna spend $10,000 on a funeral for you. WHEN you kick the bucket which is soon i hope i will make sure you get cremated. And the SILs are gonna HELP with the cost. Im not paying for all of it. I don't care WHAT DH says. Im having to give up vacation because of you already.

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To My Mil Side Of The Family

Posted on Fri, Nov. 27, 2015 at 03:07 pm

Fuck each and everyone of you. I rather shit in my hands and clap before doing anything else for you all. If any of you was on fire and I had a glass of water, I would drink it. All of you has made my marriage of 19yrs a living hell since day 1. You pieces of shit was jealous of me and still is that's why you treat me so bad, and I've come to realize that. Shame on you all for knowing my story and yet still chose to wipe your feet on me. You church going hypocrites will get exactly what you deserve in the end. You can fool us but you can't fool God!

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My SIL is such a whore

Posted on Fri, Nov. 27, 2015 at 10:52 am

My SIL starting having kids a 15, she has 3 by 3 different men. She w/fuck anything and anyone, and she always talking about women w/kids w/multiple fathers. I'm like HELLO look in the mirror that's you. She has stretch marks all over...How do I know cause she's always wearing tank tops, halter tops, etc. She thinks she looks good. Bahahaha. She looks like a Man no joke, and she wears that contouring make up that makes her look like a transgender. She fucked her eldest daughters teacher so he will pass her in school. Such a whore!!!

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my MIL is one Big Ass Bitch

Posted on Fri, Nov. 27, 2015 at 10:49 am

1) She doesn't bathe and I mean she'll wear the same clothes for a week @ a time.

2) She's so Fat, and eat a ton but she's gotta have her diet coke (what's the point).

3) She's is so Phony, she talks about everyone and is always asking for favors.

4) She doesn't have a dime to her name, she charges everything and wants everyone to feel sorry for her.

5)She started getting Tats @ the age of 60. She has a Stamp tramp...but it's more like sign for wide load ahead.

6) She wears shirts that show her cleavage; however it's not flattering...1st because they sag like to the floor. Gross!!!!

7) She's had sex w/relatives because she like we're all related anyway. Beyond disgusting...she could be on Jerry Springer.

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Why i am not careful

Posted on Fri, Nov. 27, 2015 at 10:10 am

i was talking bad about my in-laws on phone to my mom and my husband heard it. omg it is too stressful for me to manage. now he is pissed of at me. i feel very bad why i am not being so careful. i should check and then talk.

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I hope you were thankful

Posted on Fri, Nov. 27, 2015 at 10:00 am

Dear Mother in law,
If you were able to give thanks for anything yesterday, in spite of the fact that you are a psycho bitch from hell, I hope it's for having a son who is still loyal to you and visits you on Thanksgiving despite the fact that you and your flying monkeys have done nothing but try to destroy our marriage and my relationship with our only child with all your bitchery. You are such a malignant narcissist that you groomed your youngest granddaughter to take over your nasty ways after you die, and you still bully our daughter because she saw through your lies and manipulation and wants no part of your "farm" (which has produced nothing but horse manure and domestic abusers since 1968). So you even managed to take away any perverse pleasure I could get in wishing you dead. High fives, b!tch! Yeah, my sweet husband of 26 years whom I adore still buys your bullshit lock, stock and barrel. Spending Thanksgiving with all you losers is still more important to him than spending it with his wife, daughter, her fiancee, and his mother on her first visit to our home.

I don't even know what to say anymore.

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Dreading the holidays.....

Posted on Fri, Nov. 27, 2015 at 09:50 am

Just the thought of spending time with these fake ass people is giving me an anxiety attack, especially my mother in law. She is so childish, fake, two-faced, insecure, etc. I can't even pretend anymore to be nice to her. I use to feel sorry for her, but no more! Just the sound of her voice or seeing her phone number on the caller ID makes me cringe with hatred! She will never be a person I can trust or be close to, she's done way too many manipulative things over the past 30 plus years! She should just get a life for herself and stop living through her grandchildren! So pathetic....

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I Hate Inlaws on Holidays

Posted on Fri, Nov. 27, 2015 at 07:18 am

I hate the holidays. I hate in-laws on the holidays . They try to control you for hours, no the whole d*** day! First they tell you what to bring, then make suggestions on what you could have done. Then they try to make you stay the whole day, as if you have no family at all and your an orphan. They disregard the fact that you have to go to work the next day. The worst part is the loud music and dance contest, the women getting tipsy and the men getting high! People showing off clothes,jewlery, and cars, laughing loud, twerking, gossiping about you and the kids as soon as you walk off. SIL's a bunch of controlling b******. Should of freaking ran from these junkie, hog eating, booty bouncing, loud mouth SOB's. Never again!

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Posted on Fri, Nov. 27, 2015 at 12:35 am

The only thing your mother is good for is being compost.

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