I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Loving it!

Posted on Wed, Dec. 07, 2016 at 06:37 am

I love that u think it's my fault that ur brother/ son barely sees u! Maybe u should all think about ur own words & actions towards me! It didn't have to b this way. Just know that I'm not changing who I am for anyone! U people r the ones with the problem! I guess it's ok to do what u did & say what u said & I am just supposed to come over & pretend everything is wonderful? Not happening! I just wonder do u even miss him?

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The Honest Obituary

Posted on Tue, Dec. 06, 2016 at 08:22 pm

My ILs aren't dead yet. They'll probably live a LONG life knowing my luck. Thankfully me and my children don't interact with EFIL and step monster IL anymore, but just to know they are still lurking around out there, and pop up unexpected from time to time just makes me fantasize about their future obituaries and what a relief it will eventually be for me when they kick the bucket ('tis the season to be morbid, wait..... maybe that was Halloween. Oh well).

The only thing is when people die, no matter how bad they were, their obituaries always paint them as saints. So this is what an honest obituary of them should read.

EFIL- survived by his 3 sons (2 with less than half a brain.. EBILs), a golden wife of EBIL that under all the saccharine charm could care less about him, and one DIL (moi) who hates the very ground he walks on. He is also survived by 5 grandchildren, 2 of which he never really knew, though they were the eldest. He was a selfish narc who refused to admit fault and wouldn't change his ways toward his son and DIL, even if it meant not seeing his grandchildren again. A weakling by nature, he often shrugged his shoulders when others around him were being abused by his second wife, and didn't care about anyone but himself. He leaves behind a legacy of being a pathetic excuse for a father, a detestable FIL, and an unworthy grandfather. In lieu of flowers for him send your gifts to a worthier cause such as Big Brothers Big Sisters, where people are actually a positive influence in children's lives who might have a pathetic father like EFIL. But we're sure his troop of enablers will waste their money on nice arrangements anyway to make him look good even in death.

Step Monster IL
Survived by three stepsons their 2 wives (one of which believes she was the devil incarnate) her dysfunctional, low class adult children and the next generation of dumb rednecks. She was a wretched woman who loved to tear people down and caused drama everywhere she went. She had the emotional maturity level of some 2 year olds, but a good number of toddlers were better behaved than her. She especially liked to single out individuals and target them with others in order to 'fit in' and feel 'loved' by the low class clique. An insanely jealous woman, she was also a terrible cook and we are all glad her cabbage rolls will RIP with her. In lieu of flowers for her send your money to worthier causes such as the 'Rabid Animals Foundation' to remember her legacy of viciousness.

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1 glorious year

Posted on Tue, Dec. 06, 2016 at 06:43 pm

In a few days will be 1 year since FIL kicked the bucket. Not having that old goat around to piss me off has been glorious. I hated him. Now if only MIL would kick the bucket already. She's expensive to support. Plus she's a moron that LOVES to manipulate people.

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Now that you want something

Posted on Tue, Dec. 06, 2016 at 01:40 pm

Motherinlaw, we have spoken once on the last 6 months (a conversation where you slagged off 2 other female inlaws in the family!). I cannot handle the onslaught of calls/texts asking what to purchase our kids for Christmas. I do not even know what I am going to buy them. Here's a novel idea, why don't you speak to the grandkids and ask them what they want. Kinda like a conversation maybe if you are lucky the beginning of a relationship. Otherwise call your damn son (my husband their father) because I am not ready, able or willing to supply you with gift ideas.

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Dear MIL

Posted on Tue, Dec. 06, 2016 at 01:17 pm

Dear MIL, please fuck off putting my pictures on your social media, we have already asked you not to do so, you entitled spiteful, yellow toothed 800 a day smoking, munchousens by proxy having, less than human rat.

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The Nightmare before Christmas

Posted on Tue, Dec. 06, 2016 at 10:24 am

The title pretty much sums up my inlaws right now.

After several years of DH subtly hinting to ILs that we wanted to host a holiday, he said I could take matters into my own hands. So I politely brought up Xmas and said that since they had hosted the past several holidays, it would be nice if we hosted this time. FIL literally stormed out of the house at the mere mention of not having EVERY holiday at their house. What a tantrum.

Then came the guilt trips to DH. We never come over (DH works swings and weekends). They never see us (the kids and I don't see DH 3-4 days per week due to work). It's a long term family tradition that Holidays should ALWAYS be at the grandparents house (DH says they stayed home often when he was younger). Then the ultimate low blow...FIL said he didn't know how many holidays they have left (both in their 50's with no health issues).

Then just out of spite, MIL said she will do ALL the cooking this year. I know from experience that when they are upset at me, the food will be sooo spicy that I can't eat anything.

I have started having nightmares over having to deal with them. :(

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My husbands sisters...

Posted on Tue, Dec. 06, 2016 at 08:45 am

I have been married to this man for 7 years and his sisters have tried everything possible to get rid of me. They have tried to make it seem like I cheated by having one of the sisters call the other's house phone and pretend to be a man saying "yo, call me back". Ummm dummy, if I were cheating on your brother i'd use my OWN cell phone NOT your house phone stupid! Secondly, they tried to hook him up with one of their friends. They would talk smack about me on facebook in a way that he wouldn't know who they were speaking of but I did. Well he isn't stupid you piglets he knows! The only thing I can think of as a reason they hate me is because my waist is a size 24 and I actually look like a woman and they look like men pigs lol. I have 2 kids by the same man which is my HUSBAND while they have several kids by several different men. They don't know our business and I prefer to keep it that way. Before you all think I'm just being mean.....I almost died back in 2011 because my appendix burst and those little devilish pigs said I should have died. Really? Funny because the same year one of them lost their baby. Karma!!! I'm not going anywhere so get used to me. I don't care if you like me or not...but since you say things like, "i should die, I want to fight you. You will never see or be around my kids again. I could go on and on about the things they have did to me but I won't. I have tried numerous times to be nice to them but they made it very clear they hate me.

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Ignoramus

Posted on Tue, Dec. 06, 2016 at 01:59 am

Mil is forcing my kid to be right handed. I tried to explain about handedness and was talked down. Of course my medical degree means zilch. Kiddo is being given an all carb meal but again I don't know anything about diet.

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Yeay

Posted on Tue, Dec. 06, 2016 at 12:22 am

MIL will be 400kms away from us for the next two weeks! The best news I had in the whole year. She's not gone yet but I'm already smiling :D

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Must be my fault!

Posted on Mon, Dec. 05, 2016 at 02:34 pm

My in laws suck. They are selfish, delusional assholes.

I am sure I am to blame.
Is it my fault for not having holidays at my house. Or for coming into your family a very different religion than you. ( I figure if I can deal with it, so should you!)
My fault? For not liking you running around town telling everyone PERSONAL details about us. My fault? For stopping you after letting you rant for hours about ridiculous crap. My fault? For being considerate. Kind. Attentive. Generous. Loving. My fault for working while your son sits on his ass. My fault for doing a fantastic job raising our children.

My fault for not even raising an eyebrow at the messed up relationship you have with your children.

My fault for encouraging the grandchildren who DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU, to come visit.

My fault for making an effort with you or anyone in this ridiculous family!

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