I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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I haven't killed him!

Posted on Tue, Sep. 02, 2014 at 07:35 am

MIL he called you finally! Are you happy now? Yes we were ignoring you on purpose and it was working well until you decided to come to our house and leave notes every freakin day! Your notes wanting DH to tell you if he is OK! Of course he is OK, he is just busy doing worthwhile things!He is helping with my sick father "you know the one you have never asked to meet in 18 years. We just don't have time or patience for your manufactured drama right now hon,yep we know ya make it all up for attention.Oh and MIL please don't bring that crackie granddaughter with you when you drop your little notes off,we don't want her knowing where we live.DH has called you so that nonsense should stop anyway,right? If you don't get a grip on the fact that your son is not going to be in contact with you 24/7 we will move and you won't see him again.I don't like this house or for that matter this state anyway! And if you think I can't make it happen just watch me! I am distressed right now and DH would do anything to make me feel better ANYTHING...ya feel me.:)

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SIL...

Posted on Tue, Sep. 02, 2014 at 03:33 am

Every year we gave her and her kids many gifts many times, for anniversary, birthdays, easter, christmas, thanksgiving. Not too mention her mom always demanded top notch quality gifts for her in the hundreds of dollars. Every year on our birthdays she disappears. Poof! Not even a card, greeting, nothing.

Selfish bitch.

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MIL you are NOT moving in

Posted on Mon, Sep. 01, 2014 at 09:32 pm

Just wondering how long it'll be before you quit paying rent again and get evicted once again. You ain't moving in my house. I'm highly medicated so my BS meter doesn't stay pegged out. All it would take is me coming in from work again to your laid off man drinking my last pop, feet kicked up on my coffee table, flipping through the TV like you pay the bill, but since you don't pay your own, I doubt you would pay mine. You bopping around my house in 2 size too small sweat pants that looks like someone jammed up your crack with a hatchet, too cause me to blow a gasket.

But just so you know, when you get kicked out again, I have an old tent you guys can have. Just don't pitch it in my yard.

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All my inlaws....

Posted on Mon, Sep. 01, 2014 at 07:04 pm

It brought me so much joy when I blocked your numbers from our phones. You will never live here...when you are old, I will see to it you are placed in the worst rated state funeral- oops I mean state run nursing homes. Fuuuuuuuuh Q.

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Fiancées bday

Posted on Mon, Sep. 01, 2014 at 11:08 am

It was my fiancées birthday yesturday and his mother knew he was at work, so she called him thinking he would answer haha silly woman he doesn't like answering your calls unless I'm there, so she sent a txt and he didn't reply until he got home. But u should know this mother in law your son doesn't want anything to do with u what so ever..

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cheating ho!

Posted on Mon, Sep. 01, 2014 at 12:10 am

How do you show yourself in a family gathering when everyone knows you are a cheating ho as if nothing ever happened?

fake ass ho!

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Wicked MIL

Posted on Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 at 08:22 pm

Dear Mother inlaw.

You live in our house. You never respect any house rules that your daughter layed down before you moved in. You decided to bring your son around whos tresspassed from our home while were both at work & you throw a fit when you got busted. You spat in my wifes face last night and caused an argument that was all your fault. Your rude & disgusting and Im glad our guests got to see the real you. When you yelled out to me "why are you with that fuckin bitch", its because your daughter is nothing like you. Your a broke bitch living on welfare and were kicking you out in a month. I hope you try stay on the day your to move out so that we can see the cops escort you off our property.

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Going solo

Posted on Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 at 04:17 pm

My husband must be deaf, dumb and blind. He never hears the snotty comments his father directs at me. He doesn't see his sister constantly roll her eyes at me. And he never says a word to defend me. This is why he is going to his family's Labor Day picnic alone. He'll be going solo to all his family events until he regains his hearing, speech and sight!

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Dear Attn-Seeking Vampire Psycho-Bitch

Posted on Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 at 01:24 pm

How I remember you bragging "I have the best life. I have everything anyone could want."

And that all rested on you getting what you want. All the time.

Otherwise you unleashed rants like the raving lunatic you are or play the Ice Queen, giving your son and I the cold shoulder for making you displeased if we decided to deviate from your plans.

Well stupid, attention-seeking, soul-sucking vampire psych-bitch:

1. No 70th birthday party for you. Your only child and your only grandchildren will not acknowledge your birthday in any way, shape or form.

How sad for you.

2. And yeah, no montage of photos celebrating your 50th anniversary. Your marriage & family life is so dysfunctional & depraved that no one will come up to you feeding your ego that you have a beautiful family because you cut your only adult son off remember? So yeah, we won't be there.

You will just have to continue to play the victim and blame, blame, blame.

Your manipulative tactics don't bother us in the least.

You were hoping to feed your insatiable egos with over-the-top parties surrounded by worshipping minions.

You will now have to admit--with the glaring absence of your family--that you are a Total Failure as a Mother & Grandmother.

You are a sick, perverted, depraved, empty, controlling, abusive, manipulative Soul-Sucking Vampire Psycho-Bitch!!

People may pity you but they won't envy you any longer for your so-called perfect life.

So ultimately that is how I have win the war and you have lost!!


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Out of the mouth of Babes

Posted on Sun, Aug. 31, 2014 at 06:58 am

Yesterday my eight year old says to me, "Mom! Mom! Do you know what this character the witch's first name is? Its XXX! That's the same first name as grandma has, ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!"

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