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Ball less/Spineless BIL

Posted on Fri, May. 09, 2008 at 06:18 am

So your vile GF finally got you to go for the 'snip' - shame you didnt have it a long time ago - would have saved a lot of misery and upset for a lot of girls and your poor family and by the way - did the doctors actually find your balls? Or did your GF take them along with you to the hospital in her handbag?? You should have asked them to try and find your spine whilst you were there as well!

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I would not even care about those people if my hus

Posted on Thu, May. 08, 2008 at 11:33 pm

Let me start with the fact I am used to deal with uneducated and mean people; who does not? Specially if your are a woman trying to compete in a world of men. However the worst case scenario arrives when you talk about your In-laws; what are you going to do? I just tried to remain calmed and do not show how much anger do I feel. Always that they came to my house to visit, I just wanted to dissapear; going somewhere else. It is not enough with the stress I feel at work, but it stresses me most when they are around. He does not look me in the eyes EVER, even I said good morning or good evening. He just ignore me, which I make apparent that I notice his lack of education. What the Heck does he think he is? He is always making comments to my husban about my cooking, my dresses, appearance, my parents, my dogs, my career..., the time I spent on the gym... everything..asides for the fact he rejects anything coming from me. He is always pretending he is the victim with my husband and as a consequence we have had terrible fights over "my behavior that does not make him feel comfortable". The worst come in family times, when we have to involve the two families together; because my parents get a disrespecful treatment from him and I cannot stand that. Then my became a different person; giving me orders or being rude with me.. it is like I am the enemy in my own house. I feel so angry with him. We have 4 years of marriage and I have refused to have kids. How can I do that, if my husband has two faces??? The only thing that I need is peace., is that something impossible to ask?

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She would love me if I had been a prostitute.

Posted on Thu, May. 08, 2008 at 10:37 pm

OK. Here we go.
I met my mother n law and she seemed to be kind of nice but was very blunt about the fact that I had no right to tell my husbands teenage daughters what to do because that was his job, but was A OK with hime ordering mine around and punishing them.
When I had met my H they all warned me about his X and her crack habit that forced her into prostitution and caused her to give up all of her children to various family members. I met the woman and did not hide the fact that I had no use for her since she had not paid my husband child support in almost 8 years since he gained sole custody. So anyway. She makes some big deal about how she has brown eyed grandbabies now bc my kids from previous marriage have brown eyes. . SO now my H's 17 y/o has moved out to live with her crack addict 15 y/o bf and is up her crack head mom's ass because she is allowing her to have sex with him. THEN when my baby turns 2 she doesnt even send a freaking card but sends the 17 y/o brat $500 dollars. His X is causing us hardship and pain and will not leave us alone, threatening us, H finds out that the two teenage kids are not even his and yet they call him the bad guy because he took care of them???? IDK. So Monster N Law is on the side of the crackhead whore and thinks that I married my H with the entire intent to destroy the 17 y/o's life. When our dog died omg it is was killed by me and my husband just to hurt the 17 y/o LIKE WE HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT! She wont even acknoledge my children now and they are hurt by that and she calls me horrible names and then tries to say that I owe her something. Oh yeah did I mention that she is loaded and that the only reason she has money is because she married a man she doesnt even love because he was loaded. She said "well sometimes you just have to do what you need to do!" So stupid. She sent my 6 y/o to her room bc she said that she embarrased her in front of her rich friends. WITCH!
She keeps trying to break us up, but now loves his X the crackhead prostitute. If that is what it takes to make her love me then she can kiss mine bc I dont like drugs or premiscuous sex. So H used to keep things from me about the mean things that she said but now he doesnt try to hide it because he knows that I already know. I have been the one to take care of his kids when his X wouldnt even get off her fat ass to drive over and get one of the girls to take her to school on her day off. So my H had to leave work to take her. Yet I have held their hair while they puked and SHE HATES ME!!! Why are Monster N Laws so terrible, who needs enemies with someone like that?

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Mothers Day is coming...

Posted on Thu, May. 08, 2008 at 06:06 pm


I am debating whether to remind my H to call Puffy first thing Sunday A.M. and wish her a happy Mothers Day. If I don't, she will phone up bawling and crying the next day like she did when he forgot to call her on her birthday last year. "It was like a stab in my heart" she sobbed.

If only.


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I can*t wait until they are 6 feet under!!!!!!!!

Posted on Thu, May. 08, 2008 at 02:38 pm

Don't you just love it when you first meet your significant others parents and they are just SOOOOO nice to you?? I wouldn't know the feeling. From day one these people have been a little off if ya know what I mean. The whole story goes something like this
--I met my husband, and he invited me to meet his paretns
--They were kinda nice at first but i could tell it was all a front
-- I get pregnant
--ML (Monster inlaw) makes rude comments to me while I*M pregnant, making fun of me, and doesn't do anything for the baby she promised to do!
--I*m in labor, 30mins before i had my first and only child, she comes in and starts talking about my husbands legal rights if we were to break up and tells me his last name better be on the birth certificate
--I now ofically hate the "WITCH"
--They have money, but when my hubby asked for financial help, they started poor mouthing theirselves even though the "WITCH" just had her SECOND $7,000 GASTRIC BYPASS sugery, bought a new wardrobe and a $10,000 shed. They like to talk about money but god for bid you ask for it
--She comes for a visit and gets made that i told my hubby to take the baby to a relatives house for her to see b/c i didnt want her in MY HOUSE
--ME and ML meet up, and have it out. I was told his ex was prettier than me, i*m a "Fatass" (even though i JUST had a baby)
--Me and my husband have it out, I THROW HIM OUT for not standing up to that monster for me. Told him he choose his momma over me and the baby. Made him promise our child would never see that "WITCH' again if I were to let him back.
I know this is ugly but i HATE that woman and i can't wait for her to be 6 feet under b/c I*mmma stomp her a$$ another foot or two down =)

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1st anniversary

Posted on Thu, May. 08, 2008 at 11:16 am

it has been one year since I picked up the phone and called any member of my dh's family!!! My life is so peaceful and less stressful I wish I had stopped 10 years ago!

For years it was me that initiated all contact, made sure we visited, made sure they knew what the kids activity schedules were.. made arrangements for rides for them to watch the activities, made the kids call to keep them informed of what was going on in their lives. Took them to appointments, offered to shop if needed... NO MORE!! NO MORE!!

There was no disagreement, no harsh words, nothing that can come back on me and look like I am the "trouble making" DIL they always claimed I was. I simply stopped initiating contact.

If she calls and leaves a message on the answering machine, her son returns the call.

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White trash in rural PA

Posted on Thu, May. 08, 2008 at 10:56 am

My inlaws are the rudest, most disrespectful, selfish hicks in the world. They don't have very much money. They insist on picking on me and my family because we are better off than they are. They say rude things like how snooty my aunt is and how we think we are so much better than they are. They act like children. Now that my husband, (their son)is part of "my" family and treated just like he should be, he's better off now too. They can't stand that he's in a higher class than they are. They tell him not to forget where he came from. What a joke! It would be a blessing to forget trailer life!
They're only daughter is a complete loser; on welfare, unmarried with 3 kids to a guy arrested for crack possession, able to work but just doesn't. I asked them not to take my son to her house anymore. They agreed. The first time they picked my son up, where did they go? To the crack house, of course! Needless to say. They'll never take my son by themselves again. I won't play that game. Also, I don't want my kid hanging out with welfare trash.
My inlaws disgust me. They are the biggest hippocrits that I know. Their lives are nothing but double standards.
I hope they live happily in their dreadful lives. I hope they enjoy spending the holidays with their crack head- dating daughter. I'm just soooo glad that I don't live close enough to have to worry about them coming over. They live about 9 hours away.
They did mention that they wanted to come here and visit. They said they wanted to stay in my father's RV, or sleep in the room that my dad sleeps in when he stays here. Amazing! Are they serious? They talk crap about me and my family (even their own son!), take my kid where they know he isn't supposed to be and then they want to stay in my house and be fed, entertained, and looked after? They're more than happy to accept handouts. Free is their favorite word. They are all cheap, dumpster diving, disgusting, pathetic, immature examples of humanity.

Personally, I hope they have their funerals paid for. They won't get even a cardboard casket out of me. However, I'll be more than happy to attend each of their funerals to say goodbye and good riddence!

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You people will never change

Posted on Thu, May. 08, 2008 at 07:43 am

I didn’t want to have to write anymore stories on here. I feel like bad karma may come, but I can’t keep it inside. I can’t stand you people!! You make my life difficult to live, after spending only a few hours with you I am emotionally drained for days! I can’t do it anymore. I had no choice yesterday to see you I wish I hadn’t. Your lives will never change always crazy and chaotic. Gossip gossip! I feel so uncomfortable around your people DH and I don’t fit into your white trash trailer park lifestyles. Getting drunk and smoking pot doesn’t interest us, sorry. I have nothing in common with the works of you and honestly have nothing to say to you. It was so incredibly awkward talking to you yesterday I just wanted to run out the door. MIL, you gave my DH a lecture on being more social, we are social just not with you people. We avoid your phone calls and delete your messages. SIL(s) x 3 all you girls do is make fun of everyone and everything to try and make yourselves look better? So crazy! SIL #1 you need some serious help, I’m talking being committed for your “problems”. It’s apparent that your lives are going no where fast and you will end up poor just like your parents and live that rat hole house forever. I’m waiting for you all to grow up and get real lives. How is it that your brother/son didn’t inherit the loser gene? Please don’t call us anymore; we are so much happier without you and your drama/chaos in our lives, REALLY!

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Mother's Day

Posted on Thu, May. 08, 2008 at 05:41 am

Happy Mother's Day dear MIL! You may finally be getting what you deserve. For 14 years I have never known you to do or say one unselfish (or even kind) thing. Silly, young, motherless girl that I was, I tried to earn your approval and love. You've answered every attempt with an even more self-involved, selfish behavior. Well, happily, this year your Mother's Day will be spent alone. DH, children and I are going away - rather than have to spend the day with you. Not that eating stale bagels and listening to you complain about how poorly you've been treated by everyone you've met since you moved here 45 years ago wouldn't have been a blast. Your other son and DIL will be visiting her mother - a lovely woman and wonderful grandparent. Your own daughter, who moved across the country to get away from you, won't be coming home. But don't worry. I was sure to fulfill my obligation by sending flowers - the cheapest ones I could find, no vase included.



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A**WIPE FIL invites mooching relatives . . . .

Posted on Wed, May. 07, 2008 at 07:45 pm

to vacation in his apartment, attached to our house for a month and a half! He just dropped the bombshell today that another group of his freeloading relatives from latin america are coming here mid June to stay until end of July! I told the husband, who said that after one week they all have to go upstate to FIL's 4 bedroom home. Of course they would all rather crash here to be near the city and spend every weekend in my pool and backyard. Well, hubby said it ain't happening this time. I'm sure WWIII will break out when hubby tells FIL the relatives can't use our home for a hotel all summer while they visit Neuva York. It's not me who freeloaded off of them all winter free of charge in south america so why do I have to have them here? Hubby can't stand them either, but can't stand his dad anymore either. So, let's see what happens. To be continued. . . . the fireworks haven't started yet!!!! I really despise FIL and his relatives they all have to live in some type of communal situation--hoards of them all together without any privacy. They are like a disease.

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