I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Posted on Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 at 12:29 pm

To hubs ex with the big mole

You look retarded chasing after my inlaws affections. You not satisfied at home honey? My man would gladly put you in your place sweetie. You do not hold a candle to me. Anyone with eyes can see that underneath that package is a bunch of nasty ugly stretch marks. The kind that do NOT go away. One must wonder if your hubs knows that you are out cruising ex's families while sitting on your ass at his house eating his bon bons pregnant with his kid. Play with fire and you will get burned. It's only a matter of time before your divorce and I will laugh when i see that shit public. i hope you have fun raising two by yourself.

The woman whose shoes you could never fill

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MIL, SIL and the Pouf

Posted on Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 at 08:28 am

Serously you two, what's with that hairdo? I have never seen anyone else with that shaved neck, curling ironed on the top bizarre haircut. SIL, stop being such a mindless lemming and do something with that hair. Staring with going to a different hairdresser than Mommy. The woman (hairdresser) must be a sadist or mentally ill to give both of you that monstrosity year after year. MIL thinks she is perfect in every way and never wrong so I kinda get a kick out of her looking like Liberace. But SIL- PLEASE- I would even prefer a shaved head. When you went out to girls night with me and my friends, the first thing they asked me after is "WTF is up with her hair? Does she do that on purpose?" LOL

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SNUBBED, EVEN IN DEATH

Posted on Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 at 07:23 am

When I think this family couldn't sink any lower, they surprise me. My sister-in-law passed away. She was one of 4 sister-in-laws who married into my husband's family. My husband's sisters have never treated their sister-in-laws kind in all the years we've been in the family. We are the outsiders. One sister-in-law died at age 50. The sister-in-law who just died has been in the family over 40 years. She had the audacity to die the same week as a bull roast that is attended by a "choice few" family members. My husband's sister actually had the audacity to call her brother and ask that he "change the date of her viewing" so that they could still attend their bull roast. The deceased had a one night viewing followed by a wake. There was no gravesite burial. When my brother in law declined, most of my husband's family chose the bull roast instead of her wake. The bull
roast was being held 15 minutes from where the wake was being held. My husband's sisters snubbed their sister-in-law at her wake.

I'm not sure how to even process this. If you don't go along with my husband's two sisters, you are "out"! The whole family goes along living in fear that they are next on the list.
On the day of the wake, one of my husband's sisters actually kept calling other family members to convince them to go to the bull roast knowing very well that she was "causing" a poor showing for the wake. It is evil, sinful, sad and so unconscionable that they did this and got away with it.

That will be me one day and my husband and his brothers will crawl back on bended knees to his sisters. All I do anymore is cry because I married into this group of people and know that the only way out is through divorce. I have given everything in my being trying to be family and it just isn't happening. And as for the four brothers, they will pay one day, hopefully, with loneliness as each will bury their wives who they put last. I am beyond depressed and angry with God!

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ESIL

Posted on Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 at 06:41 am

I wish your ugly ass would come at me during this pregnancy. It'd show the world just what type of daughter that borderline mother of yours raised. It'd be wonderful seeing your crazy train locked up for beating on me!

For starters, I'd never have to see your whiney bitchy face again. Also, my husband would gladly pay for reconstruction while disowning you and suing you for damages. He loves me so much.

He's my sweetheart and he would ground slam your big fat ass if you laid a hand on his perfect queen especially while she's carrying his precious cargo. You don't know him like I know him. He'd squish you like a grape and come away clean on the other side. Crime of passion and self-defense all while I am calling the feds so they can wipe you off the floor.

That night, I'd suck and f him so hard! I'd even have him choke me because I like it like that. We would have to buy cake because I would be craving it after our celebratory hump session.

Clearly the only drunk dumb bitch here is you SIL because you don't even see how badly your dumb little fantasies about beating me up would backfire. If you spent half as much time blowing dick as you do concerned with me you'd have a man by now and don't get me started on your druggie looking sunken in glassy red eyes the last time I saw you.

You're really going downhill!

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She is an excellent actress!

Posted on Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 at 03:18 am

MIl:A excellent actress.Boy, I can read her like a book. Her constant "acting" is making me sick.Pretending to be an open person to other culture but deep down suffering from a chronic xenophobie.excellent abilty in smearing campaign about anybody that didn´t give her full attention...I mean FULL attention and lick her and butter her up.Disgusting selfish and narcisstic character.I snub her after 20 years of my suffering under her... now she is doing a smearing campaign against me. Good so, I don´t have to have her for Christmas.Boy she blew up last Christmas eve,drunk and started to attacked my hsband ,myself and my family.And next morning pretended everything is okay at breakfast table...stupid witch...every conscious moment I pray to God that she will get a taste of her own medicine and to give me strength to go through all this craziness.I am all alone to face MIL and her arrogant daughters.

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ESIL, you backstabbing witch!

Posted on Tue, Jul. 29, 2014 at 01:12 am

That's it. Got it off my chest. :) I

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fake bitches

Posted on Mon, Jul. 28, 2014 at 08:20 pm

my MIL and SIL are quite the pair. they act like they are sooo perfect and only they can be in their own "secret club". my SIL is the fakest, most annoying bitch ever. she was a total weirdo before but after she had her daughter it was just full on psycho mode. she is always bragging about her perfect life and how she breast feeds her daughter and how she handmakes her baby foods and she will only use cloth diapers...blah blah blah. NO ONE CARES. and to take it a step further NO ONE wants to hear about how you use cloth menstrual pads. yeah ok we get it, you are so cool and hip and ABOVE THE REST OF SOCIETY....not. she has a stick up her ass and talks a lot of shit to everyone in a passive aggressive way. she can dish it but she cant take it without crying. she always tries to tell me what a better mother she is then me but I wasn't the one who had a nervous breakdown at a Mcdonalds because "my child is just so bad". nope that's just you, I guess from being such a great mom. my MIL is so fake around my SIL it makes me sick. she kisses her ass to the point that I want to puke. and all for what? not because she actually likes her, no! but because of money. her husband, my husbands douche bag brother gives my MIL money whenever she wants it. my MIL talks all kinds of shit about my SIL to me and then smiles to her face. she even uses a fake "nice voice" around her. it makes me want to kick both of their asses. my MIL only cares about herself and money. THATS IT. she tries to act like family is so important to her but she has proved time and again it isn't. we have to pay her the babysit our son but she basically begs to babysit my SIL's child. I think its disgusting how she plays favorites with these poor kids. she is also a barhopping slut and tries to borrow my clothes. umm no, not even if you lost 50lbs bitch. she needs to act her age and get her own shit together. every problem we have had in the family or in our relationship has been because of her starting problems. she is one of those people who is in love with their sons. I think it is disturbing and I am scared of her honestly. I have distanced myself from them all because if I had to sit through another outing with these bitches I might seriously hurt them.

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Rotting Hero ILs

Posted on Mon, Jul. 28, 2014 at 08:08 pm

So, I guess it's okay to circle the wagons on DH, after he's fucked up again, gotten drunk, done something horribly stupid, and I finally gave him the boot---and I am standing my ground. So, suddenly you're like hungry wolves, licking your chops---you cannot wait to revel in his pain. What a sad bunch of soul eating creatures YOU ALL are.

Take your decaying souls and move along. Hell is calling you back for dinner.

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Denial

Posted on Mon, Jul. 28, 2014 at 07:27 pm

Dearest in-laws,

Please stop manipulating my stepdaughter. She's hitting kindergarten, and you have turned her into a sociopath in training. You think this is funny because it causing strife in our home, but you are only hurting her in the long run. I refuse to let you destroy her. She deserves better than you!!!!!!

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The Cold War has begun

Posted on Mon, Jul. 28, 2014 at 07:06 pm

FIL & significunt other,

You live 8 mins away & couldn't be bothered to attend your only son's 40th birthday bbq?!
YOUR whole family was here; all 4 of YOUR children, their spouses & all 10 of YOUR grandchildren & great-grandchild.
But despite being all about "Family & love" at Christmas - which you INSIST on hosting at your house, because you are a transparent control-freak asshat who wants everyone to know it's your way or NO way, I knew you wouldn't make the effort. You let everyone think you might grace us with your presence, but I knew you & your freak of a companion would be no-shows.

Here's a heads-up:
Your son, the father of MY children & your grandchildren will definately NOT be attending your shitty smoke-filled awkward "Family!" Christmas.
The 5 of us will relax & enjoy some new family traditions in our new home (which we bought when relocating back to your hometown to ironically be closer to you) 8 minutes down the road & be glad we won't have headaches & respiratory issues & hangovers from your pompous BS assaulting all our senses.

I never really liked you, but I made the effort out of respect for mu partner. However, given that you never make that effort for your own son, I have NO respect for you & feel comfortable letting it be known.

If your crazy voodoo remote-viewing astral projection reiki master energy healing homeopathic aura reading hebalist chain-smoking quack of a girlfriend asks, I might tell her we couldn't possibly come because our cats are used to their routine & have to be fed at a certain time .... : )

I am shutting you losers out. Your loss.

I am a Master of Cold Warfare.

-Your DIL
the very strong and very silent type

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