I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Compromise

Posted on Fri, Dec. 19, 2014 at 10:38 am

Hey, BIL! How's this for a compromise? DH and I will "forgive and forget" all of the rotten shit your evil spawn of a son has pulled for the past 10 years if YOU acknowledge and stop ignoring all of the rotten shit your evil spawn of a son has pulled for the past 10 years - such as: (lying to, spying on, and stealing from everyone, calling his GM and I "bitches" to our faces, attacking and choking his PREGNANT sister, physically threatening everyone, pointing a shotgun at the neighbor's head through the neighbor's window and LAUGHING about it, trolling his kid around to various family members just to get money from them so he can "feed his kid" (we all know he buys drugs, not food for his son, with the money he receives), expecting everyone to buy him a new vehicle each time he trashes one, mocking my DH's tears during my FIL's funeral, and just being an all-around waste of space piece of shit).

I'll give you some time to think about it.

-SIL with the elephant memory

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Almost Over

Posted on Fri, Dec. 19, 2014 at 09:29 am

Holidays are almost over! Christmas is right around the corner! Let's hurry up and get this shit over with! Who's with me?

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Back off

Posted on Fri, Dec. 19, 2014 at 09:10 am

MIL, why do you have to be such a stereotype? Sure, we used to get along, but now I just don't like you. You act like you are "2nd mom" to my kid (I know you want to be 1st), you have tantrums when you don't get your way, you are rude and a bitch. FIL you are her lap dog and an ass.
I think you should both be medicated, I'm pretty sure you have a disorder. But instead, I will make sure to have half a bottle of wine in me before I see you ever just to get through it.
My dream is to move out of state and away from you. Just like the rest of your children. Have you ever stopped to evaluate why everyone moves away from you? Of course not, if you ever actually did self evaluation you might turn into a decent human being.

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Holidays?!

Posted on Fri, Dec. 19, 2014 at 08:42 am

I look forward to the holidays as I gaze at my children and husband. I think of all the fun traditions we have created together as a family unit. However, as the actual celebration grows near...I am reminded that it isn't just "us" it's them too...the in-laws. Unfortuntely we rarely meet with them with the exception to birthdays and holidays, as my husband's promise that he would never keep the children away. It always makes it weird and daunting being that we don't speak to either of them and for multiple good reasons too. In my opinion what would you want to even entertain the thought of your children being around the people that are mentally unstable, cruel, and sick? I don't want to go again my husband since that would leave him with no parents at all and it's hard enough on him I'm sure with his entire side of the family CRAZY! Lord help me and guide me so that I can be there for my husband that has never had good parents that care and selfness to their children. How in the heck did he come out to be such a kind and loving person, when his entire family is BLAH!!!!!????

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I pray...

Posted on Fri, Dec. 19, 2014 at 08:15 am

I always pray that my inlaws stumble upon this site and see the (just specific enough to know who I'm talking about) posts that I've written. I mean, I've already said it all to their faces...but what harm is there in a little reminder of the fact that I hate their guts. :)

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FIL

Posted on Fri, Dec. 19, 2014 at 05:30 am

Nice! You feed my ego by buying a card that you dearly hope I will see because of the content and when I read the content it's laughable because you actually think that you influenced how your child turned out. Just so you know outside of looks (which is really pushing it to say because my spouse has always and will always look FAR better than you ever did) my spouse is not a drunken spoiled brat! All that just to say your first marriage didn't just end in your wife walking out on you for no reason.

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Sad

Posted on Fri, Dec. 19, 2014 at 03:37 am

I am already embracing all the shitty gifts i am going to get from my in laws. If there is any, at all. My trash can is going to be full.

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The sister in law that keeps on giving

Posted on Thu, Dec. 18, 2014 at 08:45 pm

Among my prayers for world peace, the end to hunger, and a winning lottery ticker, I pray nightly that you will be afflicted with a constant unforgiving deluge of diarrhea until you are some how humbled on the toilet and decide, crumpled toilet tissue in hand, to mend your ways and become a decent human being.

I realize that this is a tall order, you being decent and all, so if my wish comes true, you will need to really stock up on wet wipes and maybe even some adult diapers.

For a grown woman, you sure act like a selfish, tantrum throwing twit.

Do you think you own your brother? Do you think he's yours? You you have a deed to his ass???????

There are some SERIOUS Freudian undertones here…that I wouldn't dare be brave enough to tackle.
Some cans of worms are just to frightening to open after all!

You should see a therapist if you haven't already.

What you have been doing to myself and your brother is emotionally ABUSIVE.


And as for certain holidays..hahahaha….checkmate! You thought having your brand new family guest around would really get my goat. Well, instead it got some one else's! I really could have given two $hits. You kind of screwed yourself with that one!


I think all I have to do is stay away and you'll keep making yourself look like an ass... You certainly don't need any help from me!

Is this a chess game to you? It seems like it, and you're obviously the queen right? You petulant child/ control freak.

Now that I have refused to take your abuse and have had to distance myself from family events in order to remove myself from your ABUSE, you've resorted to the same bad habits as before. Trying to poke me from afar and doing that one thing you think will really tick me off….

But wait that was a dud….we've seen that move already! You already used that one!
You are getting pretty rusty!

You are a joke to me. You're pathetic… and now you're seeing I'm much stronger than you thought. I won't take another bit of your $hit.

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Vengence is mine!!

Posted on Thu, Dec. 18, 2014 at 08:15 pm

God said vengence is his...so now that you are all crumbling before my eyes, trying to worship the ground I walk on (im ignoring you always), trying to ask for forgiveness (i dont hear any of you) it's amazing how the tables turn, lol. Oh and dont count on me for anything ever bcuz I'm planning to never ever be there for you when you desparately need me! It will take all of Greek Gods plus the living Gods and Angels and all divine intervention to make me lift one finger for disgraceful people!

Sil

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trifling

Posted on Thu, Dec. 18, 2014 at 02:52 pm

You are such a sorry excuse for parents/ grandparents I've ever seen. You shower one set of grandchildren and ignore the others. Those kids are not crazy- they see that ish..... but Trust- no body gives a damn- cuz I make sure mine have what they need and want. I can't wait till your tails get old and them ones you run behind ain't gone have time for you. And I'm going to do every thing in my power to make sute mine ain't gone wipe your mouth or your poopy butt when you get down. Off to the nursing home you go- with zero support or visitation.

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