I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Selfish mother in law

Posted on Mon, Sep. 29, 2014 at 07:12 am

Even after 30+ years my mother in law is still such a bitch!! Everything is about her!! I have put up with so much crap over the years because she is jealous that I stole her precious son away!! She's a backstabbing, domineering, catty, two-faced bitch!! I've stayed with my husband for this long and still it never changes!! I love how in front of everyone, you act so sweet to me, but when we're alone (which by the way will never happen again) you make nasty little remarks to me. I don't get why someone would do that.. Wouldn't a parent want their son to be happy?? I am getting to old for this! You drive everyone away! Take a look around you, whose left?!! You're a snooty, dried up ugly old hag!! Get a life!!!

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SIL

Posted on Mon, Sep. 29, 2014 at 05:40 am

Sorry to hear about your constant obsession with me and your neurotic need to make everything about you. You know I agree... you are better than me in some ways and here is a list:

1.You are better at whining.

2.You are better at wasting your precious time focusing on everyone else's faults and problems instead of fixing your own.

3.You are better at being reactive instead of proactive over trivial shit that doesn't matter.

4.You are better at holding grudges.

5.You are better at being single, never getting laid, and chasing guys off with your demanding overly aggressive insecure personality.

6. You are better at mooching off your parents and being a freeloader.

7. You are better at having expectations so high even God cannot measure up.

8. You are better at hating yourself.

9.You are far far better at hiding behind a computer screen like a coward spitting out cryptic words like you really wanna to punch someone or pull out your gun and shoot someone. You think it makes you look classy but in reality it makes you look like a trashy schizophrenic wack job.

Last but certainly not least...

10. You are better than me at being a total and complete ungrateful bitch.

Get a life, get a grip!

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The Princess on the Hill

Posted on Mon, Sep. 29, 2014 at 05:32 am

SIL is the like the Princess on the hill who looks down from above smirking and swiping at folks who are trying their best to survive in the real world and making nasty little comments behind her white gloved hand. However she descends occasionally and holds out her precious little gloved hand for money, then she returns to lala land and continues her snarky little comments. She doesn't know that hill she's on is made of worms, excrement and dead bodies.

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You win

Posted on Sun, Sep. 28, 2014 at 08:39 pm

You can have him back. He turned into a selfish asshole like the rest of you...

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Saddest excuse for a family

Posted on Sun, Sep. 28, 2014 at 06:51 pm

Let's start with dad, who cheated on his wife and young family with a secretary at work, then abandoned them for years, before crawling back and expecting everyone to completely forgive and forget.
Then let's talk about mom, the doormat, who moved on to an ex-con who is constantly stealing from her (credit cards, vehicles, mobile homes, dignity, whatever)
Then there's their eldest daughter. Currently on house arrest after pleading guilty to dealing meth, receiving stolen property and possessing illegal firearms. She has several kids, none of which have graduated high school.
Then there's sister number 2. Morbidly obese yet wonders why she can't get pregnant. Being strung along by her fiance who just can't seem to settle on a wedding date after 5+ years together.
Then there's brother, a pill popping loser who goes to church every Sunday and tries to make everyone feel lesser because they don't have a relationship with god like he does.

Then there's my husband and poor, poor kids, with everyone trying to feed them garbage junk food, give them garage sale clothing, and stop by unannounced.

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Heartless.

Posted on Sun, Sep. 28, 2014 at 06:48 pm

I have a life altering chronic disease and MIL wants me to get one of my major organs removed so that I can do her bidding.

Wow..just..wow.

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Head for shelter...

Posted on Sun, Sep. 28, 2014 at 03:30 pm

the implosion is near! BIL & SIL are about to separate for the 10th time!!

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Oh, I am sorry did I seem like I was listening?

Posted on Sun, Sep. 28, 2014 at 01:32 pm

Please continue to talk negatively, as much as you can to me as you will the next person, about your daughter and husband. Oh and don't forget to continuously mention that I remind you of yourself at my age. No I don't. What an insult, to ASSume we are the same person! I have this thing its called respect. Something you don't or even try to take into consideration when speaking about anyone. Yes, they are better than you. Seek respect NOT attention.

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MIL's issues

Posted on Sun, Sep. 28, 2014 at 10:35 am

I'm sorry that I am not a exact copy of you, MIL. I'm sorry that I'm not a self absorbed drama queen with no life. I'm sorry I don't "freak out" enough when you want me to. I'm sorry I do not make everything about you. I'm sorry I'm not a fat slob who drinks herself stupid.
I'm sorry I do not worship your daughter (SIL) or make everything about her either. I'm sorry I do not stomp my feet and demand things out of everyone like a two year old. I'm sorry I do not throw a temper tantrum when I do not get what I want, when I want it.

But most importantly, I'm not sorry. Not even a little bit. Perhaps that is why DH loves me so? I'm nothing like you at all.

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Unbearable Silence.

Posted on Sun, Sep. 28, 2014 at 07:33 am

SIL you and DH your DB never talk to each other, you just sit there for hours and hours and nobody says poo. I know I get nervous and probably say stupid things, I never saw any family act like this...wow AWKWARD, you must hate each other. It's not my job to fill the silence so I just stay away. Try getting a personality maybe and stop moping!

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