I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Deer innlawz...

Posted on Mon, Nov. 24, 2014 at 10:49 am

Do you even realize that everything you say and do against me is ditto for your "kin" my husband? Here's a helpful tip: It would be so much easier to stuff a note in a Jack Daniels bottle (you know what to do with the contents) and set it afloat with this message:

Deer phormer bludd kin: Yoo ar hents fourth kikked owta thiss hear fammilly on account of yoo ar noe longger in kumplyunce wif owr koad of konnduckt, wich innklewds, butt iz nott reestrikted too, kissing owr butts, takeing owr krapp and abyoose, sayin how hie wen wee say jummp, and uvver dievers and sunddry beehaveyours thatt owr klan has deemed a rechoirment of memburshipp. Wee due signufy hearbye as of dis writtin inn owr own handz: X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X

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I'm NOT a bank!!!!

Posted on Mon, Nov. 24, 2014 at 10:06 am

My MIL is beyond irresponsible with money. Over the years my DH and I have gotten her car out of repo, her home out of foreclosure, paid years of taxes, gave her money for the house payments and given her money to pay credit cards. Now she is behind on taxes again. Sooner or later the town will try to take the home and then she will call. I know this will begin a huge fight with DH and I.

I don't think its fair that a person with three kids only goes to one kid for money over and over. The other two wont help at all. they say they don't have any money to help but boy can they go on holidays and buy new phones and computers and all sorts of stuff. But not once have they helped us with this problem. We have done it over and over. I'm done. I'm tapped out.

I don't know what to do when that phone rings. And I know it will. Either the car will need something or the pipes will leak or a the house will fall or something and MIL will want DH to pay it again. Never once ever ever ever paying us back. I don't think its fair for a parent to do that to their child. No matter how old they are. Its not right. Help is one thing. A hand out is another. Its almost like MIL expects it. She expects her kids to give her money, fix all her stuff, pay for parts take her places never once caring what it does to her child or her childs family. If she feels guilty its never shown. Ever. And she only ever thanks DH. Never me. Hello lady I work too. Its my money too. But dont thank me. I'm just here for the ride from hell.


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Neighbour from hell

Posted on Mon, Nov. 24, 2014 at 09:18 am

my sister in law moved in next door to us which was funny cause we never got on and since doing so has made our lives hell and the rest of the family always side with her. The things she has spread around about me and my eldest daughter are disgusting and now our first family home is more like prison. I've no family around and I'm just stuck.

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Crazy stalker "sis"

Posted on Mon, Nov. 24, 2014 at 06:38 am

This inlaw of mine seems to like this forum so she's taking a habit to calling my soon to be ex husband at random times of the month. And he comes back with a attitude of all "knowing knowledge" Chick....Don't you have better shit to do than to snoop around and put your nose in shit you don't even understand? Or is your life that damn boring stay in your lane because we won't be knowing each other real soon smh

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One of these days, i may just snapped.

Posted on Mon, Nov. 24, 2014 at 05:48 am

Every time i met my mother-in-law, i have to resist the urge not to scream, "SHUT THE F UP!!!". She talk so damned much, mostly BS version about her being a hero/martyr/saint and complimenting herself.

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Spoiled grudge holding niece inlaw....

Posted on Mon, Nov. 24, 2014 at 05:14 am

I have written on here before, for an up date.
We haven't spoken to mil in 2 years, or narcissistic bil, borderline sil and their equally vile daughter. You may remember my story, they are the ones who totally scapegoated us because I married dh when nil was about 12 and I have the exact same name as her. Every time we saw them passive aggressive comments were made sometimes regarding the name situation calling me number two and what not. They didn't like when I started to give it back to them. When i got pregnant with our first child the baby was due around nil's birthday, by this time she was about 17, she said to me that i should make sure i don't have the baby on her birthday because it is bad enough that she has to share her name and that she shouldn't have to share her birthday also. She then proceeded to ask me what I was going to name the baby and I told her that I was planning to name the baby after myself even if it was a boy. Well that went down like a lead balloon. Then her and her equally as immature mother, proceeded to get nastier and nastier as time went on even befriending dh's ex on fb and not adding me. So we cut em off after we confronted them on their behaviour, and like children they did not take accountability for their words or actions.

I have a girlfriend who knows them through a class nil takes, and nil refers to me as her uncles wife and we hear she got knocked up and pretended not to know, and has ruined her life at the age of 21. Karma is a bitch. Now she has a baby boy and still lives with mummy and daddy in their derelict house in the bad part of their town. On top of that has clearly ruined the baby daddy's life through selfishness.

Life has been great without them, it is funny how the inlays act like they own your husband and see you as some kind of threat. I tried to be pleasant and civil to these people for a decade, whatever they are projecting is their stuff and has nothing to do with who I am as a person whatsoever. If it wasn't the name thing it would have been something else. They treated dh's first wife this way practically ruining his marriage and now they want to be her best friend as i am clearly the new target. If it wasn't me it would have been some other women. Dh is wise to them now and wants nothing to do with them. Wouldn't you want to foster a good relationship with your son/brothers/uncles love of his life? As long as he is happy shouldn't everybody else be?

If they had taken the time to get to know me they would know, that I am artistic, creative, friendly, fun loving, easy going, I have a college education, I was a competition dancer, I am a qualified ballet teacher, I was in T.V commercials as a child, I have traveled the world, I have worked my way up the corporate ladder and then to quit to become a mother and a damn good one at that, I can speak Japanese and at the age of 33 and two kids I can still do the splits. There is so much more, but now you all know more about me than my inlaws ever did in fifteen years. Even when any of this was mentioned it was dismissed. These people are sick in the head misery loving weirdo's,

that felt good.

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oh, pleeeease!

Posted on Sun, Nov. 23, 2014 at 06:16 pm

Thanks a lot for making up a story and telling us we cannot visit you on Thanksgiving. I guess the heating system not working last Saturday is a good excuse for the coming Thursday. How about you say you don't want to meet your son's *second* wife? You can stuff your turkey with your "Welcome to the Family"! He married me out of love, I take care of him, where have you been during his toughest times? I'm here to stay. Get over it.

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It's Time for Let It Snow

Posted on Sun, Nov. 23, 2014 at 12:42 pm

Oh the inlaw's house is frightful,
'Cause they're stingy, dumb and spiteful,
If the blizzard hits we don't have to go,
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Oh the gifts are cheap and stupid,
And the food is sick and putrid,
I really don't want to go,
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Oh their house is always cold,
'Cause they're too cheap to turn up the heat,
So we'll wear many layers of clothes,
Fake a big smile and act sweet.

Oh the snide remarks are flyin',
And my husband thinks I'm lyin',
I just don't want to go,
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Can't we just stay home tonight,
Oh I hate going out in a storm,
You can snuggle and hold me tight,
By our real fire and keep warm,

I don't want to hear them cryin',
Of how they'll soon be dyin',
I never ever want to go!
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!!

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God not Christmas

Posted on Sat, Nov. 22, 2014 at 10:08 pm

I was just TOLD by my husband, not asked, that the gang will be flying on in for Christmas. MIL, FIL, SIL, BIL and the autistic and out of control nephew. They are coming by plane from Florida.None of them have jobs. The nephew makes more monthly from social security than the other adults do combined. My husband paid for the tickets. My husband is paying for the rental car. And they are, of course staying with us. They will sprawl out in our basement for 12 days. Complain about their gifts. MIL is a spiteful wench, father in law is cuckold by his bipolar wife, SIL, has "like nooooo jawb". BIL has recently been paroled for the second time, armed bank robbery if you want to know. I'm sure you did! MIL informed my husband that there better be snow for the nephew becaise she promised him. If not she is going to be very mad at him. Really? Ahhh yes, my husband controls the weather. Next time you need weather conditions to go your way just call my husband.
They smoke like chimneys and LOOOOVVVE their prescription drugs. God HELP me please. They have no money, no future and no brains. My husband thinks this is just going to be the best little Christmas ever. I love Christmas, just not this year. It's gonna be a redneck, cig smoking, drug chugging ho down of a holiday. Bah Humbug!

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My poor husband's inlaws

Posted on Sat, Nov. 22, 2014 at 09:19 pm

I feel so sorry for my husband having married into the freak show that is my family! They treat him like dirt for no reason. The house should be condemned by the board of health because they never clean it. They are always fighting, complaining, moaning about anything and everything. They are all busted flat broke and always ready to mooch off whoever they can. Ugh. I can't stand visiting them and they are MY family.

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