I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Oofla Loofah's do exist

Posted on Sun, Jul. 24, 2016 at 04:17 pm

Today I found out, Those damn oof la loofah do exist. I had to spend time with them today. Never again will I do that. It's time to make the oof la loofah go back to where they came from and leave us alone.

I am not taking it any more. I have declared my home, life,of a loofah free.

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Those Damn In-laws will never change

Posted on Sun, Jul. 24, 2016 at 02:02 pm

My husband's brother came into to town for a vacation. Big deal. So of course, everyone had to get together to welcome them home. My first mistake was going over to see them and having to go to a restaurant and try to eat a bad meal also. So now I have an upset stomach and I informed my DH that it was rude that no one came to speak with us. Those lazy lump asses sat on their lump asses as usual. So of course, he makes excuses for them. Well, I don't accept any excuses for what they did. I told him that I would not be going to anymore of these let's get together any more. I have been married to my DH for 20 years and they have not changed and they will never change. I will never understand the pull these lump asses have for my DH. Family should not treat anyone the way they treated us today. And all it does is harden my resolve to stay away.

If you want to see me, then come to my house. And since they won't, I can have my privacy. I am way too old to play these games with these losers.

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Let me make one thing clear DH...

Posted on Sun, Jul. 24, 2016 at 07:41 am

Your damn lucky to have me! After all the torment your hill billy family put me through out of who knows (jealousy, prejudice)? The women in that family aren't even blood related but they were absolute monsters. And FIL and BILs proved over time they were just as creepy. Sometimes I think you actually liked that I became their scapegoat to take the focus off of you!

I could have left your ass then and there after all those years of torment by ILs and that concerted attack by all of them when I finally called it quits. But I stuck by you for our children's sake, and maybe because a part of me felt sorry for you that you had such horrible people for a family, particularly a father and brothers who never loved you enough--the women were just bi-yatches who were a reflection of what was wrong with the men as far as I'm concerned.

DH, I know I haven't been a ball of sunshine for all these years after what happened but I've put up with a lot from this marriage! When you finally came out of denial about the POS that are your 'family' you just expected me to brush myself off and smile and be the good little wife. Well life doesn't work that way! It's been hell trying to heal because who ever expects a group of people to gang up on them and treat them worse than a dog when they get married?

...I've stuck by you when I was literally being emotionally crucified by ILs and everyone else they got onboard, and stuck by you when you lost your job at around the same time. I've stuck by you when I've gone to extended ILs gatherings, with people who have never given two shits about me but felt it necessary to rub the horrible ILs in my face, or literally harrassed me last Thanksgiving to forgive people who have no remorse, and just drop our friends and come out to their IL ho-down, although these same extended ILs also wouldn't acknowledge any of the pain I went through (but you know, they don't have to acknowledge anything, but they have the right to put all the pressure and expectations on me! F-tards).

But none of that is appreciated by you DH! You've formed a bad attitude toward me because I couldnt just get over it and dote on you. When you can't even go to a wedding with your wife and ask her to dance, and you can't even shut up before you get laid by your wife without making some passive-aggressive comment in the disguise of a 'joke' I wonder why I'm still with you. A lot of times you make me feel just as worthless as the ILs did. You should have been the one doting on me when they attacked! If the tables were reversed I would feel so ashamed of my family's behaviour that I would have nothing but empathy for you and would live all the days of our marriage trying to make it up by making you feel like #1. Not this bozo!

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Thanks for your big mouth

Posted on Sun, Jul. 24, 2016 at 06:36 am

We didn't tell another soul about where we went for our vacation this year, except MIL. I am not even joking, when we came back EVERYONE already knew about it. I do mean EVERYONE.

This is why we don't even need Facebook, if we want a news spread, we just have to tell my big mouthed MIL, and the news will spread like a rapid fire. She loves spreading gossips about us and pretending like she is directly involved in our life, she is not.

For her own narcissistic reasons, she enjoys robbing our chance to tell other people about stories of our own f'cking life. She did the same thing during our wedding planning and sent out our Save the dates without our permission, just because she must be the one telling everyone FIRST! That's how pathetic she is.

I will enjoy not telling her anything from now on.

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Yay...not!

Posted on Sun, Jul. 24, 2016 at 04:42 am

So I have to spend the day with my in laws today.

I would rather be spending my day up a&e because I swallowed a bunch of razor blades and pooped them out.

Seriously.

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IL's don't know what to do with themselves

Posted on Sat, Jul. 23, 2016 at 11:28 pm

waaay too much time on their hands for a couple of busy bodies. they bully themselves into family members lives so they have something to talk about and something to do. hasn't a clue what "stop and smell the roses" actually means. always needs to keep themselves busy with silly household projects designed to invade and disrupt your life. they have absolutely no business being retired. look in the dictionary under-functioning alcoholic-and you'll see a picture of the both of them. they think they are morally superior to everyone. MIL has a major man hating complex, only reason she's married is so she can have a man under her thumb. FIL is an obedient doormat under her feet.

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MIL from Hell

Posted on Sat, Jul. 23, 2016 at 10:26 pm

I just want to put it out there yup my MIL is one piece of work. It's really unfortunate to read all these stories, to read about so many folks with these stupid in laws. I will have to say it's hurtful for my husbands family to be nasty to me for no apparent reason. They want his money, and of course since we're together I'm not going to allow money that we work hard for to just be given away because they don't know how to save etc. I'll have to tell you my In Laws have taught me the person I never want to be. I only have 1 child, but let me tell you if he ever marries or lives with someone, I will chose to realize that they must have some great characteristics for him to chose them as his life partner. I will chose to be loving, and butt out. Give love, and chose to be a part of his life and the person he loves. I will chose to learn that the way I've been treated I will treat no one. To all you husbands out there, Speak up for your wives don't allow your family to treat someone you love so horrible. My husband had to step up, he never said anything...but when I told him I was done with him and them, he finally stepped up. Men out there be a Man, and don't allow this.

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Unreal

Posted on Sat, Jul. 23, 2016 at 07:16 pm

"I know this isn't you because you used to love me"

Whether you are implying that the texts are from me or just that I have brainwashed DH & it's my influence that makes him say what he does, you are a moron!!!


Your son is grown! He can make up his own mind. Sorry he didn't take the bait about your "health issues." Maybe if you hadn't abused them to try & manipulate us, he'd care more.

You bring this on!!! You draw the lines. You basically are saying that he can't love you unless he gives you your way. Newsflash: he could still love you as his mother while putting us first & respecting that we (kids & I) are truly better off away from you.

If you accepted that you might have to admit that your actions have resulted in this. But no, you are too delusional & are 100% certain it must be us and our "grudges" rather than the fact you are toxic & self serving.

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MIL trapped us.

Posted on Sat, Jul. 23, 2016 at 10:35 am

MIL you have no idea how much I can't wait to pick your nursing home some day. You can play your games, play the victim, but in the end your son still picks me. You think you're so smart.. how can you get any knowledge when you never leave your house, and your only interaction with the human world is behind your computer screen. You would always point out the crazy stuff your mom does, and to tell you if you ever start acting like her. Well, surprise! That time is here, and you need a lobotomy. I've never met a more miserable, self centered, cared about her pissing/ crapping all over your house dogs,more than her own grandchildren, mentally instable human in my life. If i could, I'd have you committed. One day.... one day...

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stupid sister in law

Posted on Sat, Jul. 23, 2016 at 09:53 am

my brother helped you obtain your doctorates, he helps pay your mortgage...

when you faked your back injury he did everything in the galaxy possible.

yet you are a stupid bitch.

i love the lies you tell him about us.

we don't call you so how can you find the proof?
i love how you spy on his laptop then make claims i'm in contact with you exposing details.

you're a racist pig sister in law.

i have no idea what my brother seen in you other than he's a glutton for punishment.

bigot, fat ass, stupid pig worthless pos of a waste of human flesh.

OINK, OINK!

racist little bimbo.

take those race cards and shred them you waste of come.

don't talk about us any more. i may use what i got already and talk with a lawyer.
we need the money.

OINK, OINK!

you lying sociopath.

why he believes you? he has to live with you there's no other alternative for him.

i hope you're miserable, you always seem to be. placing blame upon us when it's you.

we welcomed you with wide open arms, we were elated.

but boy, oh boy did you destroy that in a hurry.


bitch.


there's not enough words in the dictionary to describe you.


OINK!

PIG!

i wish one day my brother will be freed of your hate, it has to happen some day.

he's too good for you.

hell, everyone's too good for you, even an old dried up dog turd in january.

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