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So, this isn't really about my in laws. Its about my parents. They treat my fiance nicely and they treat me like a moron!! Ya, I guess this shouldn't even be here but today he stood up for me because they told him that I don't give good advice. And that I have a strong personality and that I care. Like what the hell are they trying to do, turn him against me. And if my so called stupid advice isn't good enough for YOU then don't tell me all of your stupid shit. I don't want to fucking hear it! You didn't even have to go to a bloody dr cause I gave you the same advice as he did, so I guess that makes me what exactly. Atleast I got something good out of it. You wasted your time and money cause he told you the same thing... So thank you very much ok.... I ALWAYS try and help you but its never good enough so why don't you shove it. You disgust me. And why do you try and bring me down? Can't you be proud of me? You are my mother, you're acting like an evil mother in law. I will never NEVER treat my children the way you treat me. I will believe in them and be there for them and I definitely won't try and turn people against them. Do you really think he won't tell me? And why do you treat my sister in law like a bloody queen? She tried to turn you against me, I guess she didn't even have to try, you are already against me hmmm. I respect you and she treats you like SHIT. Do you not see the difference? And if you wanna entertain them then YOU can make the food yourself, why the hell must I do it?? No, people im not a brat or something I love making food, but why the hell must I make my sister in law food when she treats me like a slave. she can go fuck herself for all I care. I don't want anything to do with users and abusers. And thanks mother for making mistakes so I can learn from them.

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My FIL just blindly does whatever the MIL tells him to. If she says "bend over", he does it without question, "to keep her happy" in his own words. What's really strange is that he is a star firefighter and a supervisor of some type of wood factory in his small, shit town, full of shitty hilbillies. So with jobs like that, I would expect one to be a little bit brighter than he, but I guess my expectations were a bit much.

So anyway, he just does whatever this fatas$ tell him to. Most recently, she has had him calling our home at least 5 times per day, threatening to take us to court for visitation rights to see THEIR granddaughter.

The thing is, they think we should be waiting by the phone for them to call 24/7 and just drop anything/everything we are doing to let them barge into our home, insult me and drop snide remarks, while filling our daughter with whatever candy and other crap they want, without asking.

It is ridiculous and almost unbelievable, two adults with such an entitlement mentality, no manners and no class. The MIL said, "crazies run in her family", in her own words, but what she never admits is that she's the biggest one of them all.

How to permanently erase these people from our lives without moving? Is it possible? Can I sue for harassment? Because that's basically what has been going on.

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Dear MIL & FIL,
If you did not have your money to buy what you think we want, how would you spend time with us. What resource would you use to con us into moving closer to you. MIL, how many times are you going to cry, scream, throw a tantrum until someone tells you to knock it the heck off? I am going to be the one real soon. It took me a long time to see through your fake ways, but I have. Now, I will allow your son to tell you off when he deems necessary. Yes, I am the only reason he has not punt kicked your demanding, controlling, fit throwing butt sooner. I was taught to respect your elders. However, you have increasingly stopped being respectful of me and you are trying to control my children as well as my time. BTW-stop inviting yourself to my house for every Christmas. Enjoy the one coming up because it will be the last you have for several years to come. Last year I told you no to Christmas 3 times, you went behind my back and cried to my husband. If you ever do this again, you will arrive to an empty house on Christmas. FIL-when are you going to tell MIL to shut the heck up as I am sure you know how to eat, sleep, and poop without her giving you every direction of how to do it the proper way (her way)? I am an adult woman, I have much education, I am a fantastic mother, and I take care of you son my DH. So, just because you each have extra time on your hands does not mean I want you to always be at my house. You both need to get a life. I am living my life and you always being in my face is not going to work. You want to press it, you will lose not only me, but your grandchildren and DS as well. Really, get a life of your own!

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My FIL has always had one foot in the grave and one on a a banana peel. Not he's milking it for all it worth.. I so tired of my hubby's family being so demanding of his time. As for me I have detached myself from his crazy selfish family. It's always poor little daddy-it's to the point that my hubby, SIL & BIL has to take turns staying over night when there parents. So tired of this crap!! But I continue on because I do love my hubby but as for my inlaws-they all suck!

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MIL,
When we ate at your house the other night, you asked me why I didn't eat much. I told you that my stomach had been a little upset. I lied. It was because you were wearing a sleeveless shirt and your armpit hair was sticking out. It was a good 2 inches long and when I saw it, I threw up a little bit in my mouth. Apparently you don't know the definition of personal hygiene, you disgusting old hag. Also...the food you cook is disgusting. You suck at being a woman...actually...you just suck in general.
Love,
DIL

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I can't stand my in-laws. They are disgusting. They get an "F" in the hygiene and cleanliness department. The minute I step foot in their house I want to bathe in a sanitizer bath...and want a noose. Disgusting. They lie when they say the sheets are washed for our bed. There are crap stains in their toilets and piss marks on the floor. The whole place smells like butt. The floors are sticky. The white kitchen appliances are now brown. WOW. Talking about kitchen stuff...

My MIL and FIL cannot cook...that's not the problem. The problem is that they think they are 5 start restaurant chefs. Stop feeding me your crap! I don't want to eat it! It tastes like sh*$ and you guys suck! Leave me alone.

I'm not your daughter. Stop being fake and telling me that I am your daughter. Stop giving me fake compliments. You are so transparent. Stop pulling guilt trips on me. You suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My bro-in-law always asks to "borrow" things that he doesn't return. We have to go get them, and more than half the time they are broken and filthy. He even borrowed money after fueling his vehicle and the gas station refused his check. Of course, we haven't been reimbursed. I have given this a-hole 15 years of fair and polite treatment. I have done everything I can to be friends, but I am fed up. He has called me every name in the book and insulted me in front of the entire family on more than one occasion. He uses his sons, whom I love dearly (they have been left in my care often, sometimes for days at a time), as weapons to punish me when I refuse to be used by him. I shut my home phone off this week so that I may no longer recieve calls from debt collectors trying to find him, and he tricked my husband into signing his lease a few weeks ago. After I discussed his irresponsibility with his landlord (which she already was aware of- credit reports don't lie, that's why he needed a co-signer), he called my husband and actually cried about how I didn't need to talk to his landlady about his troubles. I am not sorry at all because she took us off the lease. He can go to hell. Today, I wanted to seal my patio, but of course, I didn't have a sprayer, because it was borrowed three months ago and never returned.

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I just need to get this off of my back. My FIL, who is now with his third wife, I wonder why, seems to play the role of good guy when he's around his daughter and me. When he's in public with us and his friends though it's a different story. My wife and I were only with him at a birthday party for two hours today and he managed to insult my job, my son to by, and the size of my manhood. I, trying to be the better man and husband, didn't say anything. I'm royally ticked and want to confront him on the issue, but whenever I bring it up in front of my wife, she gets very defensive. I CAN'T STAND MY FATHER IN LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I wish I married an orphan,
F%%%k you MIL

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When you offered to HOST DH 40th birthday at OUR Beach house I said it was not necessary and that i would gladly take care of things. But no, you cried and said it was so important for you and FIL to "host" the party. Party day 9am where are you, im done setting up, had to go out and get the ice you promised to have here by now for the drinks, i should have kept driving. 12 pm oh great your here where is the food? Great everything from the chicken and ribs are uncooked, sure let me take care of that for you as soon as im finished breast feeding i will set up the bar, i know how you and FIL like to get your drink on. Another drink sure i can make that for you, let me just finish up marinating this cheap piece of london broil you brought. Too busy "hosting" to notice that im running around trying to please your demanding family, gee its almost 4pm I wonder if my family will ever make it here, you did send them invitations right? Oh you forgot to send them, no big deal i wouldn't have had anytime to spend with them anyway im too busy restocking the beer, cooking and serving the food and keeping a close eye on the 6 dogs your family brought to my beautiful home. I know you can't help me clean up the food cause your too busy "hosting". No Problem I wil take that "family" picture while you hold my child. I Will make sure i get everyone in the picture including the dogs. Another shot, another drink, sure no problem, the food is so good what a wonderful cook you are MIL. No the burn i got from the grill is not too bad I have another hand to get you another drink dear FIL. Time for presents, oh Dh your speech about how wonderful it was for your parents to "host" you this party was beautiful. Sorry I missed the end of it as I was busy cleaning the dog $hit off my new couch. 12am now where are we gonna get more ice, don't worry im off to get it as i am the only sober one here. Gee DH you look so much like your father, i can't decide who is more drunk, oops its MIL hands down. Gee MIL im so sorry you didn't "SEE" that table. Great idea have DH take everyone out on the boat, its only 1am and he only drank 1 bottle of tequila, at this point it sounds like a great idea to me maybe you will all drown. Back in the kitchen, what is this? An envelope for me? Oh all of the recepits for the "uncooked" food, wine and beer. Oh you take checks, great MIL, you are such a gracious "Host". 4am finally in bed, what is that drunk DH you had a great time, yes your parents are wonderful "hosts" ..maybe we should "host" your mom's 6oth next month. HELP!!!!!



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