I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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No longer a push-over

Posted on Tue, Oct. 06, 2015 at 09:16 pm

in the beginning I would kiss MIL's ass. I cleaned her house while she worked, took care of my husband and did everything I could to please her. What did that get me? Nothing but a bunch of family members turned against me. She turned everyone against me and told them I was a witch and that I was trying to steal her son away. She even lied and said someone at work asked if I was satanist for getting married on Halloween! I'm sorry your GOTHIC SON MARRIED A GOTHIC WOMAN! The sad thing is that I am Christian but she doesn't believe me. Typical southern baptist twat that has to keep up with the Joneses. My BIL brings home a random skank and she is "already family" but the day I go to marry her son I was told that "she not my daughter in law yet!" In a passive aggressive bitch sing-song kind of way. Always with the passive aggressive shit. Let me tell you something MIL, your son doesn't visit because you are an ass and he can smell your shit a mile away. I don't keep him from you. You treated my innocent mother like shit every time you met her and ignored my side of the family at the wedding rehearsal you planned and executed WITHOUT MY PERMISSION OR EVEN RUNNING IT BY ME UNTIL THE ACTUAL DAY OF! you and your stupid photographer accused me of being pregnant and satanist on my wedding day, if anyone is evil it is YOU! If you or your other spoiled brat sons call me a witch again, I will show you witch! MIL I loved the expression on your face when you saw my home for the first time. You expected me to live in some dump when in reality my house is newer, bigger and nicer than yours. Just because we don't waste money on three RV's and a boat like you doesn't mean we are less. I also loved how you suddenly remembered my birthday after six years because I had enough and didn't get you anything for Mother's Day. Hurts doesn't it bitch? Oh and you can kiss your dreams of your son coming for the holidays because we are a package deal. That's right bitch, he doesn't come to visit without me. I saw you try to get him to go right after work so that he didn't have time to come pick me up. I know how you operate. Hold on to your granny-bloomers because you are in for a ride. Let me let you in on a secret MIL, my father's wretched mother is the same as you and I have had years to perfect my defense. I hail from very mean bitches, I will eat you alive!

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My in-laws are assholes

Posted on Tue, Oct. 06, 2015 at 08:30 pm

My in-laws are assholes. I could go on and on and on about the horrific things they have done over the past 9+ years. I could write an entire book, filled with story after story. Bottom line: they are assholes. And I'm done with them.

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Awww...how cute.

Posted on Tue, Oct. 06, 2015 at 02:53 pm

Mil you have mistaken me for someone who cares. After being around you and your family you have killed any kindness and caring I had for any of you.

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Posted on Tue, Oct. 06, 2015 at 10:53 am

DH works 12hrs/7 days a week..I only see him 15 min in the morning and 1 or 2 hours in the Night before he showers eats and falls asleep...I know we have to make some sacrifices now, to save money, get out of debt, make mil a "small" house per her request....um, what? Wait...oh yeah, I'M the one raising a family, getting up at 4 am to fix lunch for DH, sacrificing time spent with dh, living in a RV to save money so that one day Mil can have her dream house because DH promised her this when he was a little kid!! Gee mil, you really do have selective memory. If this is really sooo freakin important to you, you can have it! But thats all you'll have. Dont ever wonder why we don't visit or your grandkids dont come over.You robbed them of a house that should of been theirs to grow up in!!

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Cheap bastard

Posted on Tue, Oct. 06, 2015 at 10:45 am

wasn't enough that I paid for my own wedding. When fil remarried I paid for his ! Not once in 30 yeArs has he shown an ounce of generosity most recently declining my request for his Hilton points so I could add a free nite to my stay with his daughter.

His most recent faux generosity was re gifting is a bottle of wine that was sitting in his basement for at least a decade in recognition of our anniversary.

I'm done with him. A narcissist on top of it who interrupts each conversation with a "one up " of anything you just said.

A bad dude tried hard to forgive so many This exercise might help

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Plastic Smiles

Posted on Tue, Oct. 06, 2015 at 10:29 am

In-laws. Just to let you know, your beaming shit-eating grins are fooling nobody, and those that they are fooling, have not yet met us. We will always know who you truly are. Until you began soliciting the public for a new dose of needy attention-seeking, you had to be some of the most boo-faced folks out there. Suddenly since you believe your horrific music is really something, (ahem, embarrassed for you), you're all smiling like some crazy-ass hyenas. To the discerning eye, it becomes obvious that your kids' eyes scream 'get me the hell out of here' while the mouths are turned up in an insane attempt to fly that family freak flag. Stop while you still have time to spare yourselves the embarrassment that comes from the deadening silence you'll experience because nobody is buying your bullshit.

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Thank you Monster in Law

Posted on Tue, Oct. 06, 2015 at 04:58 am

Thank you for opening your home to us, telling us not to worry about paying rent so that we could get back on our feet only to talk crap about us to friends and family every opportunity you got.

Thank you for telling people my kids were destructive and unrully causing us to be uninvited to family functions.

Thank you for undermining me very time I tried disciplining my children.

Thank you for teaching my children to lie to me when you blatantly allowed them to do things or eat crap good we specifically asked you not to.

Thank you for demanding that we start paying $600 rent when I was already doing all the cooking, cleaning, mowing, buying groceries for the whole household and working fulltime, while you sat on your fat lazy ass doing nothing all day, while my kids were in daycare. 

Thank you for making us feel like an imposition even though I used my own money to remodel your bathroom and basement bedroom.

Thank you for talking crap about my husband, YOUR SON all the time so that my 2 and 4 year old sons wanted to know why you hated their daddy and said he was lazy, when he was going to school full time for his Engineering degree.

Thank you for being so selfish and treating your husband so crappy that my kids ask why you are so mean to Grandpa.

Thank you for making us feel so unwelcome in your home that we had to get out before things got bad and were forced to move into apartment that did not allow pets.

Thank you for telling us our dog could not stay at your house until we found another place, forcing us to give away our first family pet.

Thank you for denying your sons the joy of dog ownership only to get a dog now and letting it be so important that you don't attend any of your grandsons events because dog has a special schedule.

Thank you for making sure that everone on Facebook knows every little detail of your dog's life not excluding potty habits, posting nothing about your only grandsons since the day you got the dog, 3 years ago.

Thank you for not inviting your grandsons over to stay the night anymore because they occassionally want to play on your computer which limits your time to play Candy Crush.

Thank you for offering financial advice freely, but I think we'll pass - it's probably not wise to put stock in the advice of a 3 time bankruptcy filer.

Thank you for consistently inviting yourselves to dinner and bringing your dog who seems to think my house is a yard where she can freely relieve herself of all bodily waste.

Thank you for calling 5 times a day and sending psychotic texts when I can't answer because I'm working.

Thank you for not doing any packing yourself so that when it came time for you to move from first floor to second floor, your son, grandsons and I had to do everything while you sat in a lawn chair watching and Grandpa was unable to help because he just had a heart attack.

Thank you for opening my eyes to how lazy, self absorbed and nasty some people can be. I can't believe my husband came from you. Its amazing how he overcame the horrible example you set and became one of the most wonderful man that I know.

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So sick of my in laws

Posted on Tue, Oct. 06, 2015 at 04:27 am

This is so cool. I get to share my misery anonymously... ok. Same old same old. Hate my in laws, specially the psycho mom but i hate them all... she treats my husband like a little child. He sees her like an angel from heaven who can do no wrong. I'm sick and tired of that person interfering in my life, not respecting me, diminishing me, i wish i didn't have to deal with her and his siblings, they have a sick relationship. Sometimes i think about leaving my husband so i never have to see those people again. I can't stand them. They are a nightmare and they're planning to come spend at least a month in my house visiting in december and i'm planning to rent a room somewhere far from them. I'll have to leave them my house all to themselves, but i prefer that than staying and dealing with their ugly personalities for so long...

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Front porch entertainment

Posted on Tue, Oct. 06, 2015 at 02:51 am

Update from the one who has many inlaws in the neighborhood including across the street

One of them watches for daughters boyfriend car to pull into our driveway. Then, she stands outside and stares at them when they kiss quickly goodnight. She yells out to the others when my daughter is on the porch about her location.

It is really sad and strange. Why the obsession?

Also, the bus stop is in front of my house for school. We have another Inlaw who drives from next store to pick up their child! Then, he speeds up and tries to impress others with his loud engine. He is so obnoxious.

The grandparents of the school aged children run late picking up the children next store who live next store to the bus stop. The kids point to our house when no one is there to pick them up when bus driver asks them where other relatives they can go to. I was in my living room one time and happened to look up to see the children pointing at our house. I fear the parents will attempt to use us for emergency or backup care.

We raised our own children and they can do the same.

His parents also drive verses walk next door.

They all honk when they pass each other's houses.

The end

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Get it Together

Posted on Mon, Oct. 05, 2015 at 10:03 pm

My MIL is so bad with money it's ridiculous. She goes out to eat every single day ans splurges on things she doesn't need. When it's time to pay bills she borrows money from my BILs who are teenagers and are trying to save money so they can move out and go to college. Then she will sit back and tell me and dh that she is the most financially competent person on the planet and we should take advice from her. I don't want advice from a woman who goes out to eat three meals a day, but then has to borrow money from her son's (who are working part time at minimum wage, one has two jobs) to pay the electric bill that she "forgot" to pay and had somehow spent all of her paycheck on fast food and things for herself. Did I mention that mil makes 17 and hour and gets 2,000 a month in alimony from ex-fil? I am truly worried that my bil's will never get out of there.

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