I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Stage 5 Clinger - The Sister in Law

Posted on Mon, Sep. 15, 2014 at 07:03 pm

Where do I begin ?! My husbands relationship that he has with his sister is so frustrating. It has been bothering me for literally years now. She is constantly pretending that she is his mother because she has no job, no life, and nothing better to do. The thing is I don't mind her, we get along actually really well. BUT I cannot stand the relationship between the two of them. She actually writes him lists for food shopping, and gives him instructions about what he should do when calling his job, and etc. I cannot stand it. The thing is my husband eggs on her annoying behavior by calling and asking her opinion. So freaking aggravating !!!!! I cannot understand why he would even take her opinions on things into consideration she's retarded. I just wish she would get a life so she could get out of mine !

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That word doesn't mean what you think it does

Posted on Mon, Sep. 15, 2014 at 05:37 pm

My MIL likes to go on and on about how "supportive" she is of DH and I. And of course, how evil I am for not wanting her "support".

Her "support" consist of planting her ass on our couch, asking us if she can barrow everything, making a huge mess throughout the house, watching pornographic shows on our living room television in front of our infant and claiming to "baby sit" when all she does is shove a passifier in the baby's mouth the entire time.
Also while making nasty remarks about me.

So, yes MIL. If that is your definition of support, I do not want it.

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control freak

Posted on Mon, Sep. 15, 2014 at 05:04 pm

Where to begin.... my .mil decided to begin coming into my liFe when i started planning my wedding so I let her help big mistake she too it over I was pregnant with a planned baby by her son and she was so excited about a grandchild but too my wedding over she tried to shove me in a dress way to small.for me and got mad when me and my husband bought my dress because the one that was gave to her didn't fit me a week before my wedding. After the wedding I had a baby shower she didn't let my mom and friend do anything she hurried and got everything for it and didn't include them other than favors for the guests. My mom was going to get my cake and I had told her what I wanted and told mil about this so she had her friend order me one and called me and said my friend ordered your cake I was like ok but no whipped icing and no pink I want I want purple and butter cream and she assured me it would be I got to the guests shower my icing was whipped and pink i didn't eat cake that day. My mom wanted a grandson and I wanted a boy and mil wanted a girl when we found out it was a girl she rubbed it in by jumping up and down with squeals saying I get my granddaughter in front of me then later looked at my mom and said I won! When my daughter was 6 weeks old she told me she would be closer to her than my mom because she lives closer to her and my mom was in a diff town. I was watched like a hawk when my daughter was little like she was just waiting for me to mess up and of ccoarse given all kinds of unwanted advice. On my daughters first birthday she took the whole day over. There hasn't been a first anything she hasn't took over. She goes with us trick or treating every year. I try to be nice and let her be involved but I am fed up. One of her son's has hardly anything to do with her kinda wonder why ;-) and my husband thinks she is a nut and that is a nice word he used another he tells me not to pay her no mind but I get my feelings hurt a lot. Guess it's time ti fight fire with fire my attitude in these last 6 years has changed dramatically because of this woman. She goes against what me and dh want with our daughter and does stuff that we don't want for spite. She even acts like she can tell me what kind of pets we can have and if I say anything about were gonna do this or that she over reacts big time. Like my husband hunting she was flipiping out saying don't let him go up there he may accidently shoot someone or a wild boar may get him and so on. She needs meds lol. She keeps clothes for our daughter at her house and even made a bedroom for her withholds of toys like she is gonna come live with her or something crazy! She got mad that I was ok having a girl too I forgot about that i just really wanted a healthy baby but I kinda wonder if it would have been A boy would she have anything to do with him I kinda doubt it she has a grandson and they are not close at all. In fact even though he is older all he gets anymore for Christmas is money in a card while my daughter is showered with gifts all year round. Her other son is never around him and my husband have been pitted against one another sense they were kids and they see another on the holidays and that is it! And we live in the same town. She puts him on a pedalstool and my husband in a ditch even though we go to every event she has and despite her behavior let her be as involved as she wants.

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Quiet but deadly!

Posted on Mon, Sep. 15, 2014 at 11:43 am

Kept quiet all these years to these judgmental pricktards!!(MIL,BIL,Extended InLaws) Soo many years of judging,talking crap,& i kept quiet letting my DH deal with their asses.Only to see they don't respect him enough to listen!Welp!I may have stayed quiet all these damn years which for the life of me i don't know why I kept silence all these years.I can finally move on with my little family without these evil in law pricks trying to destroy my marriage!!I am finally free!!No more InLaws to deal with anymore!!!!They no longer have any hold on my marriage no more!!!It is the best feeling for a DIL who only wanted the best for her Husband to fix things between us & his family!You missed out assholes I could have been the best DIL you had if you judgmental asstards(yes my in laws have a special name I made up for them asstards)gave me a chance!So now you fucked with the wrong BITCH!

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Broken Silence....Oh Happy Day!

Posted on Mon, Sep. 15, 2014 at 11:32 am

Well it has finally came to an end.The ugly cycle of never ending talking behind my back from my MIL,BIL,&In laws & judging me all these years,& having this power struggle over my DH has finally ended.My Husband has finally seen how evil my MIL&BIL's are.
11 years of trying to do nice things for them all the while they stab me in the back with their evil judgmental words and how I am not the right person for my DH.I have been very patient with these assholes for soo long.Never disrespecting them even though they deserve to be treated like that.All I wanted was to be accepted.To be apart of the family.To be treated like the other DIL's.To be given a chance from the very beginning .Did I get a chance?Hell no.Why I even wasted crying to my DH about how bad they treat me is just stupid.They were never worth a damn tear or even a damn care.My DH finally woke up & told my MIL off about how terrible she is & how accepting she is of his brothers wives.
The last draw was when she called my toddler a little bitch!Well I just showed her what a little bitch looks like. This woman has soo much hate she cannot even control her feeling about me she has to call my daughter a bitch.She would never call her 2 other grandsons a bitch ever oh no God forbid she ever did that.Long story short my DH finally cut her ass off & his Brothers.I am the happiest woman on Earth right now because this heavy burden has been lifted off my shoulders!!My DH sees how truly evil these people are and how bad they tried to break up my marriage!Soo happy I won't have to look into these judgmental pricks ever again!!!!

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Facebook hypocrite

Posted on Mon, Sep. 15, 2014 at 10:12 am

Wow, MIL you take the cake! Some of the things you post on Facebook makes me want to scream! You won't have anything to do with DH anymore. I guess you ran out of things you wanted him to do, which he never complained about doing anything for you whether big or small, and most projects he did were big! Cherish every person because you never know when the last time you'll see them, was a quote I read. Do you even read the quotes you post, or is that just for your idiot so called Facebook friends who don't really know you, like most of us do! You actully believe the bull you write. Do your so called friends know you dropped DH like a bad habit, many of which you have, but I won't say, because I don't have all day! So piss off, and have a blessed day, as you phony Facebook hypocrite would say! If you ever need DH for anything, don't bother! You've got me to deal with! And I can be a real bitch, like you!

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The tables have finally turned!

Posted on Mon, Sep. 15, 2014 at 06:40 am

Well it's finally happened. You no longer can control your son anymore!! Yippee!!! He finally is seeing the drama queen backstabbing control freak that you've always been!! You are such a selfish bitch and so is that loser daughter of yours!! You people think the world revolves around you and you both (MIL, SIL) suck!! You would think you would want your son to be happy, but you don't!! You are finally out of the loop and don't know anything that goes on in our lives! Looking forward to having a relationship with my new mother in law (the one your ex married)!! I'm sure I'll be treated better by her, it actually wouldn't take much for that to happen considering your such a nosy, catty, gossipy,two-faced bitch! Too bad you had to be that way the past 30 years, you could have had a good friend, but now I'll have a better mother in law!!! Can't wait!!

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Creepy Emotional Incest

Posted on Mon, Sep. 15, 2014 at 03:14 am

The most awkward wedding photo we have is the photo with our parents. This is partly because the lot of us are deer-in-the-headlights people, but mostly because my in-laws make my husband and I uncomfortable with their bizarre power struggles and emotional incest.

His mother is totally pressing her body against his. Her boobs are in front of his body, while the rest of her body is behind his — with the exception of his arm, which is somehow being forced behind his body / her body, even though the rest of his body is facing the opposite direction towards me. His arm by her is hanging limply by his side. However, her arm is all over his back — which left me nowhere to put my arm.

Oh, by the way, while her body is up against his, she’s totally ignoring her own husband. Seriously, there is a physical gap between them. He's just standing off to the side sulking, although I suspect the reason isn't because his wife is ignoring him, but because his son decided to get married after all, in spite of all their drama trying to sabotage our relationship.

My husband’s mother is also vain. She started out taking photos with her glasses on, but as soon as she started pressing her boobs into my husband, she took her glasses off.

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Operation ignore/ trash can appreciation

Posted on Sun, Sep. 14, 2014 at 10:48 pm

Yes, inlaws you have seen out walking for exercise in the neighborhood that we all live in.

It is no accident that I look at trash cans verses all of you when I walk by any of you inlaws in your yards or driveways,

Why? It is because all of you are trashier than trash cans! I don't like any of you at all!

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In Yo Face!!

Posted on Sun, Sep. 14, 2014 at 08:12 pm

Ha Ha! SIL MIL and BIL! In your freaking face!! You lose. I win!! Husband is starting to see what FREAKS you all are! It won't be long before he cuts you all off completely! Don't F*** with me. I promise you will lose!!

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