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We are estranged. Me from all my Inlaws that is. We have been this way for years. Why would you call my husband on my birthday or other special occasions after weeks of nothing. I know why, because you still believe there is a chance you can chip away at my marriage by causing arguments when you phone.

Wel here is the truth you idiots. I don't care if you wet the bed last night bil 46 year old. I don't care if you fell off your bike and broke your arm SIL 31 year old (that one is true, teehee), I don't care if there was an earth quake and you were 6 billion miles from the epicentre mil. And I don't care about you calling or seeing my husband anymore either.

Why, because we are not even married in that sense any more. We are merely friends living together for the sake of our kids. Dh may tell you we are still together because he lies to just about everyone about everything to keep the peace. That is why we are not together that way anymore. He has the emotional intelligence of a gnat ( he gets that from you mil) and thinks that if I don't conform to his way, I am nuts (also gets that from you).

I am staying in this situation because if I leave, you will have access to my children more than you do now and I cannot tolerate that. I am staying to protect them from your dysfunctional bullshit. When they are both grown, I will go. But this will be my decision. You cannot force it with your snide and manipulation.

So keep trying to do your worst if you like but you look like tits because you did your worst years ago.

Okaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! See what I did there?

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Dear mother in law. You are such a troll.
you bother me with your leather skin,boy haircut and your overly made up face.luckily my husband nor me speak to you anymore. See,we got sick of your pointless drama and lies.For us, sitting in our driveway spying on us from your car was the final straw. Our lives have been so much better without you in it. Thank you for being such a psycho so that we could finally cut you off....for GOOD. With love,your daughter in law ;-)

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recently my guy & i went through some rough times. we love each other so much and are finally back together in our home, figuring things out & doing a good job of it after a month long separation, mainly spurred on by MIL. she has coddled and overprotected him his entire life and not only that, she's an enabler who keeps him a helpless victim. really fucking sad because her and i were very close before all this. however there was always something a bit off, like she was OVERLY generous in ways that were often off putting... just overcompensating for all the damage she's done to her kids over the years and trying to make everything ok in the most selfish of ways. when my guy and i began talking again, he told me he had come to the realization that she was making WAY too many decisions for him. her treatment of me during the separation was downright abusive. horrible person to have around in crisis, she shows you every single emotion she's going through and doesn't think for a second to ask about yours. i thought she would be my ally and see me as hers, i never would have imagined it would end up like this. i have always adored my parents but this situation has made me even more grateful for them... they accepted my guy back into our family with open arms while still standing up for me and being with me all the way. his family? i wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole if you paid me. and here she is trying to get me to go to lunch next week. you have got to be kidding me. stay away from me & my man!!! i want my guy to have a healthy relationship with his family, sure (a longtime struggle for him), but i am out of that picture for now. jeez!

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MIL invited herself on our vacation. Told husband to address. He shuttered. After a screaming match he said he would. She had balls. she does not realize who she is dealing with.

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Although he promised me he wouldn't, baby had to call his mama and dada during our second honeymoon. We had discussed the issue before with much tears and frustration, and he caused even more tears and frustration when he did it anyway and thought I had changed my mind and would be okay with it. I feel like I'm not going to get a real honeymoon that I don't have to share with them, either until his parents hurry up and DIE, or until I stop beating my head against a brick wall trying to make this marriage work, and find someone who isn't such a spineless and shameless mama's boy!

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Golden SIL- You were a spoiled, selfish and mean little girl who grew up to be a spoiled, selfish and mean woman. You're almost 60 years old now and will probably never change.

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So IL are over - travelled across seas to get here, and staying at our place. Don't get me wrong, they are nice people and their kids are nice too, it's just the MIL. She gets me so annoyed. I have a 1 yo, and every time the IL leave to go some where the dumb ass MIL kisses my son right on the lips forcefully, I just wanna say f off. Like really, on the lips, do that with your husband. Then, and this is really stupid, she says "oh I bet (my kids name) missed us so much but couldn't express it" - i just wanna say "you moron he's barely 1 - out of sight out of mind, he doesn't care if you're here or not, quite frankly have you noticed him screaming more when you are here.

She thinks they are the world. Leave people leave and give us space to be with our family. My wife, all she does is think of them, I barely talk now, and sex? What sex!? She spends all her time with them. When I have other things to do my wife gives me the guilt trip. I love my wife, but now she is running all over me. Now after 3 weeks, I stopped caring about what wife has to say (when she does talk to me). I just take my kid out for a whole day and let her cook clean and drive the jerk IL around. I just go to my mom's place and we all relax there...kid loves it there.

If they don't leave and relocate far away, I have a feeling wife and I might separate.

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To my mil and the things that believe her get a grip stay out of our lives you two faced bitch. This women constantly criticized my husbands ex for being lazy not wanting her kids etc now all of a sudden there best mates well I've got news for you both. Your both insane and I cant wait till his kids grow up and we don't have to have anything to do with you both you nut jobs.

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Just can't wait to escape on vacation,
away from the Crazy Azz In-laws!!!

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At a recent event we saw MIL. She annoyed me in general but what was particularly humorous was I went to my vehicle to get a jacket and DH stayed behind to chat with his family. I heard behind me "AND THIS IS MY BAAAABY" and sure enough MIL was motioning to DH. Hahaha! Fact 1. Dh found it embarrassing MIL. He feels no pride in being yout baaaaby the way you seem to be so proud of it. Fact 2. Your baaaaaby is an adult with a wife and kids. It wasn't many months ago that he put another child inside of me. He isn't a baby. He works and has sex and all those other things grown men do.

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