I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Your Lack of Maturity Astounds Me

Posted on Wed, Oct. 29, 2014 at 08:01 am

Dear DH's Uncle,

You are a jerk. You bully everyone in the family. Like that time you and your wife got into a fight, and then later when the entire family got together you kept making passive-aggressive comments to her the entire time. It was SO awkward and inappropriate. I can't believe you would humiliate your wife in front of the entire family like that. Of course, how could I forget the time when you were talking about your charity work, and you kept using the N-word to describe the people you help. That was just heartbreaking. Your daughter kept asking you to stop, but being the immature person that you are, you kept doing it. You knew how much it was bothering everyone, and you did it on purpose. You are such a bully! I cannot believe you would say such an ugly, vile word and call yourself a Christian. I cannot believe that you would refer to the people you help by that awful word. You are the worst. You are the most immature person I have ever met. BTW, I am NEVER playing a board game with you again! You are the most frustrating person to play with. You don't pay attention to the game at all. As soon as your turn is over you get up and go talk to the people who aren't playing, and then when it's your turn we have to wait on you to drag yourself from the conversation, then we have to explain to you what's happened in the game since your last turn. Why do you even bother playing if you aren't going to pay attention?! Also, it was RUDE to show up to my wedding with two extra people. If you were going to bring those people you should have told me. You are so inconsiderate. It is very clear that DH's grandparents spoiled and indulged you when you were growing up. Well, Uncle-in-law, if you insist on behaving like a two-year-old, then I will start treating you like one.

Go sit in time out!

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My Current IL Status

Posted on Wed, Oct. 29, 2014 at 06:09 am

FIL: Dead and buried...Seeing St. Peter.

MIL: Dead and buried...uh...probably not.

EBIL: Gone. Don't know or care where. Total NC.

ESIL: Whiny, Needy, Sniffly, Shifty, Bitchy, Cutoff, and Done. (Fitting because she IS an emotional dwarf.)

Three months after the PILs died, all their kids went their separate ways. Thank goodness three years later, DH and I are still FREE.


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Pevert bas****

Posted on Wed, Oct. 29, 2014 at 03:52 am

If my FIL could have sex with every girl he sees. He would be proud to do so.fuc****. Bast***

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Piss off!!!!!

Posted on Wed, Oct. 29, 2014 at 02:25 am

Have I told you lately MIL how much I despise you? You treat your wonderful DH like shit, and the crack head SIL's like angels! What the hell is wrong with you?? You must be the devil in disguise!! So piss off and have a blessed day as you would say!! I'm surprised you don't burst into flames the way you treat my DH, and yet kiss the crack head SIL's asses!!!

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Ode to my Mother in Law:

Posted on Tue, Oct. 28, 2014 at 11:29 pm

"Oh Mother in law, how you do suck.
The things you say, I couldn't give a f*ck.
You come in my house and complain,
your dumb lectures drive me insane.
I can not wait til you are old,
But no nursing home for another 20 years so I'm told.
Your face reminds me of a rainy day,
depressing, cold and awfully grey.
My children are the light of my life, the way you treat them makes me want to stab you with a knife.
Your cooking is horrible, its filled with your hair.
It makes me want to vomit to my own despair.
Your son is sweet and kind, hes married to me so back off, HES MINE.
Your husband puts up with your shit, with my beautiful car, you I would hit.
I'm only young and you hate me for this, but I've got the top hand so you lose you bitch."

I am hoping my husband lets me sing this at her furneral and I don't think he would mind.

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Ex sil run for your life

Posted on Tue, Oct. 28, 2014 at 08:23 pm

Dear ex sil I heard all about how your shitty husband hung in the pool with strangers til wee hours of the morning but wouldn't give you the time of day after your retirement celebration. I think your sweet smart and adorable. Don't let him start molding you to receive the retaliation that his bitch mother really deserves.

He and his brothers are all women haters - never at first of course.

Do yourself a favor stop confiding in mil, she tells everyone your business but of course with her famous slant that makes you look like the bad guy.

She was pissed about the religion change as we'll.

We've all been there don't let it happen to you.

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Thank you cards

Posted on Tue, Oct. 28, 2014 at 02:59 pm

Thank you ex for taking me to court to stop paying child support even though you receive 3 times what your child support order is for from ssi.

Thank you ex-mil for paying for his lawyer (your sister told me), then calling me to ask if I'll still be going to thanksgiving dinner at your house.

That is all!

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Gift hogs

Posted on Tue, Oct. 28, 2014 at 11:47 am

I can't get over how much of gift hogs my in laws family are. From my in laws to their cousins, they only hit us up if they want gifts. They don't even reciprocate and these are the people who act like they are rich, snobbish to boots, and treat others like peasants. We don't gift because we want something back, but i am continuously being astounded at how much of cheapskates they are.

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Really don't want to go this year.....

Posted on Tue, Oct. 28, 2014 at 08:15 am

In laws I really don't want to come to your Thanksgiving dinner this year, but dh insists. Sigh.... maybe I'll just have to call the marriage thing off....that way, I don't become one of you....lol

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F#%$ U ....MIL & SIL's

Posted on Tue, Oct. 28, 2014 at 06:32 am

Btw.Should ..SCREEN SHOT SAVE THIS!!! Yesss! THIS IS A GIFT TOO: ME, Myself, & I ....Finally! Phewww! No More Bullshit! MIL ! No More Of Your FAKE PHONY,FUCKY EVERYTHINGS! That's It! Sorry For The' F' ...Bombs! Thats right INSANE ONE ! I CAN'T Stand Even The Sound of Your Voice! Your Ugly As Satan Himself! Oh...Btw... He Even Sent You 'Evil One' Back!!! Oh Yeah & To Be Around You? Omg! ThanQ...God For This ! WE TOOK OUR LIVES BACK! Finally! This Happy Family of The 4 of Us Are Just That! Still 2gether ! We've Blowing That Bitch Off Long Ago! Mastermind MIL Can't Even CALL & SEND Except for Hubby's Birthday ( She Did Not Send ) Or Have Anything Too 'Our Kids' This year on THERE BIRTHDAYS Or The (most Recent ) Lastest Holiday's?Tour Royal Call?! ThankGod We Didn't Get Not One Happy Thanksgiving Phone Call?! Pheww! While She's Filling Her Skinny, Bloated Nasty Face! Again , Listen Up ... Glad Don't Call ! It's Best This Way! Your Still Full Of Poison Dead Air! True!! Can U Imagine How OUR KIDS May Be FEELING ?Get Your Kicks On This!?Disgusting! You Still Are A Very Cold Winkled Up Miserable Bitch! Your Pathetic! You Hurt Your Son( not me) You hurt Our Very Innocent Kids ...Old One! Your A Dumb Ass & Your Still Old Nastily Selfish As Usual!F You & Those Unbearable F'd Up Hicks! Did You's" Notice" THE' NO PHONE CALLS' HahHah! We took back OUR LIVES! Who's In Your control Now? Fuck You! I Will NO MORE' EVER' TAKE YOUR 'DISRESPECTFUL' ATTITUDE ! Nor Will I Take Your Excuses ! Stop Those Lame Lies! STOP All Your Sickening Nonsense Nasty Sneaky Ways! So Busted Bitch! All along You ...MIL,SIL's & IL's With There Endless Amount of Lies, Lies, & Lies ! Boy ...I've Come To Realize You Were Always Extremely Jealous!Your So Insecure Because I Have Your Son?! Unreal! Just Think Old Brain Dead Bitch!!! WE ARE 20+ plus YEARS HAPPILY STILL MARRIED!( you Were) Bitch The Cause Of The issues... Gone Now!HahHah ! How about you? LoL! Now Crawl Back To Your Fancy Oh Wait A minute... Slither On Back & Crawl Into Your Rotten Dirty infested Crusty Cage! Oh ,Just Remembered ... You Have Been & Are Dead To Me Years Ago ! I 'Thank God' I haven't Had To See Youu! Years Now! Wake Up {Old Hag} This Shouldn't Have Been A Surprise To You ! SIL & The Rest of Those Bottle Sucking Bitches ...Wondering Why? You Know What You Have Been Doing & Have Done?! Outlaw'd Fuck Ups Do Me A Favor... Tell That Miserable MIL She's Like You's ... The Same Barracuda Troll Faced Sickening Pathetic Two Faced Loser Hicks ! Your Still Always Going To Remain All Useless Ass Sniffers For MIL & Again That Old Rank Fucked Up Brain Dead Bitch! Oh Btw, It's Not /Nor Should Not Have Been about Me Ever! Liar! I'm Better Then You At Everything! ( Almost) See...Your A Complete Wasted Amount of Breath ..,Bitch! MIL, You Have Always Blatantly Ignored Me & Your Beautiful Grandchildren Like The Plague! Silent?! Loving Life Lately!!! Ps. It's Been Great! Because I Found Myself & The Truth! DH Also Sees You For Just That! Your So Desperate & Heartless With Your Son! ( my long suffering ) Hubby . You Are A BUNCH OF Puss SHIT BITCHES! F$&@ Off LONELY Bitches! Yup! F$&@ Off! MIL, I'm Done With Your Old Winkled Up Sagging Non Existent Pug Face! I'm Now Bored Of This!!!( trust me ) I'm not Lonely, Ugly & Old As That Nasty Washed Up Ol' Lizard Face! I'm So Damn Tired Of That BITCH! So Sick & Fucking Tired Of YOU'S!!! So I'm Purging The Fuck Outta You's! My Rant & This Rage Has Faded... Ahhh!' NO MORE' Time & 'NO MORE' ENERGY WASTED On MIL Hate Crimes! The Best Thing is...My Life & My DH's & Our Kids Has Begun Fresh Again!! You Are A Thing of THE PAST OL' BITCHY Gross MIL ... WE TOOK BACK OUR LIVES & I'm getting the Last Laugh On You!(Ps) ENJOYING THAT STINKY PLACE YOU CALL >HOME HELL HOME

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