I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Embarrassing Yourselves

Posted on Tue, Aug. 23, 2016 at 05:45 pm

You certifiable bobbleheads have been making absolute fools out of yourselves by wandering around, brainwashing your kids and making them sing songs about being crucified. You're effing nuts and you don't even realize it. There is nothing normal about a child who sings about being washed in the blood of the Lamb while smiling from ear to ear. Nothing whatsoever. Such a bunch of forced zombie smiles. Very scary and sad. I shudder to think about what hell they must experience to have to march around during a time when most of their peers are dating and having fun, and, instead be stuck with the neurotic parents singing their asses off about a bunch of crap that, outside of the context of religion, is basically sheer insanity. With a dad who is perpetually obsessed about his kid's state of virginity, however, that dude is probably going to be boner-killing every single prospect who happens to cross his teen's path. It's sad because they'll end up with greatly restricted choices, miserable lives, and it'll not only be your fault, but theirs as well for not staging a full-on rebellion.

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One Day....

Posted on Tue, Aug. 23, 2016 at 01:02 pm

Younger BIL, you will learn to not exhibit the same mentality as your sister. One day younger BIL, you will realize that it was inappropriate of you to guilt your older brother (MY DH) to leave his sick 6-months pregnant wife to attend his nephew's first bday. We all know that this was a special first bday for the little guy, but your big brother has his own son to worry about now as his first priority - not his nephew.

One day younger BIL you will be also be forced to choose between your wife and baby because we all know your sister LOVES to make her family the centre of everyone else's lives.

But...one day younger BIL - you yourself will be in the same position and guess what - your brother and I will take no pity. Oh, we will both understand how difficult your crazy sister will be with your relationship - but you won't have our pity younger BIL. One day.

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No, no I dont

Posted on Tue, Aug. 23, 2016 at 08:39 am

We sat down with MIL and tried to explain to her that her bad & abusive behavior, especially towards the kids, would have to stop. She says in a condescending tone, "Well this is the way I am and you will just have to get use to it."

I looked at her and said, "No, no I don't. "

The shocked look on her face was priceless. I informed her she was cut off completely until she attended AA, saw a psychiatrist and stopped her bad and abusive behavior. She couldn't believe that I would do that to her. She stayed cut off for over 7 years until she died, 5 glorious months ago. She's Satan's problem now.

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Posted on Tue, Aug. 23, 2016 at 07:28 am

Yes, I am disabled and unable to work. I wish that wasn't the case. As I have told many other judgmental people, I rather be healthy and work two full time jobs then stay at home in pain and battle unending fatigue.

The fact I do not answer your calls does not mean I'm not at home. It means I dislike you. You NEVER have anything nice to say about ANYONE. Listening to you makes my ears bleed.

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"She likes things clean therefore she's OCD"

Posted on Tue, Aug. 23, 2016 at 06:33 am

My ILs are some of the worst and most disgusting people on the planet. My FIL, MIL and SIL have decided that their life goal is to make me feel bad about keeping a spotless house and my cleaning habits.

My husband and I have been together for 2 years now and not once have we gone to visit has my ILs house been even remotely sanitary. There is literal chicken shit on the countertops and back splash where they cook their food. The rest of the house is moldy,dirty, and covered in dog hair. I get a respiratory infection and/ or food borne illness EVERY TIME we visit. So whenever a meal is to be prepared now I volunteer to clean, cook and serve the food(They put raw meat and veg for salads next to each other DIRECTLY on on their nasty counter). I clean with bleach and disinfectant products.

I've been cleaning and cooking for the past year, because I'm (excuse the pun) sick and tired of unsanitary food and sleeping conditions. At first there were just glances. Now it's a full blown attack. They asked my husband if I'm OCD. They talk behind my back to one another. They've told me with my full time student status that I shouldn't worry about how clean my house is and focus on "Participating in activities with my husband as a wife" in my free time (Yeah their WAY too vocal about my sex life). They've asked me what all do I use bleach in. They've started to play this game where they ask what aspect of my life will I allow to be unorganized and dirty.

I should not be criticized for not letting my husband and I live in filth. I hate my ILs and I hate hate hate hate going to visit them. I dread it. My husband and I both hate it, we honestly would be happy to never have to go to their house again.

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MIL revenge

Posted on Tue, Aug. 23, 2016 at 05:38 am

Rope £7.50
Duct Tape £6.80
Shovel £22.85
Never having to see the fucker again priceless

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Posted on Tue, Aug. 23, 2016 at 05:36 am

Don't underestimate me
I know more than I say
Think more than I Speak
Notice more than you realise
Just for the record MIL you will never have to say sorry because I will go out of my way to make sure you are

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Evil Mother in law

Posted on Tue, Aug. 23, 2016 at 05:32 am

The best revenge
no revenge just forget she exists

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Not worth my attention

Posted on Mon, Aug. 22, 2016 at 11:44 pm

I'm ready to cuss out the ILs if they so much as come near me! DH and I are from different cultures but he told his family that I have zero relatives when I married him. I was so angry he told his mom my story, and now his entire family treats me like a peasant and ignores me and gossips about me and we haven't even had so much as one conversation or ever hung out! No joke! They somehow think they know me and gossip and makeup reasons to hate me. They also use their religion as an excuse to be Aholes and definitely don't live up to their gospel of kindness and good will. MIL is a different story. Iv never disrespected her in any way and she acts like I'm to blame for her mannerless daughters and son who are totally dysfunctional and uninviting! She comes to my apartment, no matter how hard I tried to dodge her, and I'm about ready to give birth to my baby in a couple of days. My DH leaves his mom with me at the apartment. I was so pissed! MIL proceeds to be jealous of my curtains and remodeling I did for the baby. DH and I spent like $6000 on repairs over a course of 9 months to repair our apartment once we recovered it, and every time she comes over tells me what I need to fix! Her apartment looks like crap compared to everything I own is custom and matching and brand new! Plus my apartment smells like roses compared to her garlic curry cooking! My furniture is brand new, the baby decorations are all custom boutique, and she has the nerve to ask me how much my curtains cost after she asked DH if we bought them at JC penny! Omg! MILs daughters don't even have good taste like me! She got so jealous of my decorations and things because her daughter is having a baby too, even though she is like 40 something. And she only wants to see her daughters have nice things, not me, her sons wife. She then accuses me of not paying my rent, I'm like ask your son, he's the one who pays the bills not me I'm pregnant can't work, why don't you ask him if he pays bills.That's how she assumes we had money for new baby items, not paying rent lol. Just trying to jab at me and worry me. She never once compliments, jealous hater that she is.She then brags how her kids all went to the lake and are spending the weekend, just to try to make me upset because they left me out. She even said I don't have a relationship with her daughters. I told her I don't want a relationship with them, they don't make an effort to me and I owe them nothing. I married your son not his family. Then she brags how she cares so much about my DHs estranged daughter, and that her son never gives his own daughter money, so that's an excuse for his adult daughter to not call her dad even after he leaves voice mails with zero returned calls. MIL only cares for DHs daughter, not our new baby. She pretends she cares, but its only to guilt trip my husband into leaving me, as if I'm the one who broke them apart. I told MIL it's not my fault your family is stuck in the past, connected to DHs ex who willingly cheated on your son. He owes you no explanation. If his daughter has jealousy like DHs ex I can't control that. MIL gets flustered and says, I will care about your baby like my grand daughter. I told her no, we are fine alone, we don't want sympathy, we have our own family and we are happy and don't ask you for anything. MIL never once even bought one baby item, so the next time any of them try to turn my husband against Me by coming around, I'm going to tell them I was just leaving. My whimsical DH doesn't see their jealousy, but I won't put up with it. They are obviously cowards who only show up to poop on our party and good moments, so next time they show up I'm going to take my baby for a ride and say I was just on my way out of the house I have to go. I'm also totally blocking MILs number! She had to fckn call right when her son was on his way our the door to work. Just to sit here and critisize me. What a miserable person! I'm done with his stupid family! Zero class!

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It's -------

Posted on Mon, Aug. 22, 2016 at 11:11 pm

Hey SIL, why aren't you 'following' ALL of your nieces/nephews? Evidently equal opportunity meddling isn't your style.

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