I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Less is more.

Posted on Wed, Jul. 06, 2016 at 02:48 pm

Hey niece in law have you ever heard the saying less is more? Damn girl, do you want the whole world to know you have big ones? I can't believe your boyfriend who is way too much older than you lets you go out in public the way you dress. At least have some respect for yourself. We know you have ones the size of cantaloupes but so is your ass. So do us a favor and cover them up.

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You're just plain mean!

Posted on Wed, Jul. 06, 2016 at 02:44 pm

MIL - I saw what you did to your husband at so&so's funeral and I'll never forget it. You're a horrible person and should have divorced years ago. I don't know why he bothers to stay with you.

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Your birthday vs my birthday

Posted on Wed, Jul. 06, 2016 at 02:39 pm

I'm an "inlaw" to you, therefore I don't exist, my feelings don't count and you ignore my birthday. But because you are all blood related your birthdays, feelings, opinions, they all matter. Well just remember, you are my inlaw and you don't matter to me you wench!

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Stupid MIL

Posted on Wed, Jul. 06, 2016 at 12:05 am

You know, there's a reason why everyone who knows me has said, "I'm glad I'm not on your bad side." I'm a stone cold bitch. You should have been nicer/kinder for those twelve first years when I tried so hard with you and your horrible family because I love my DH. Once I'd had enough, you all got smacked down to your place... hard. Now, none of you will EVER see your son/brother again, I've had some very very harsh last words and if you ever try to contact us again, you'll be arrested (you already have a restraining order against you with someone else). Isn't the irony funny considering you've called me a criminal behind my back a million times? Personally, I think it's hilarious. What can I say? You mess with the bear and you're gonna get popped. Guess what, I win!

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Hundreds of miles us still not far enough!

Posted on Tue, Jul. 05, 2016 at 12:02 pm

3 words to describe my in laws: manipulative , phony, inconsiderate. You would think them living hundreds of miles away that it wouldn't be bad...wrong! They come to stay with us and stay for longer than anticipated and will try to take over by leaving the house a mess. What's funny is , is that they are always trying to make a buck off of us...example. Take Christmas dinner ...after I spent well over 100$ they said they wanted to make something
..so they bought the most expensive type of meat and then asked to pay for half of it. Some nerve when you're in my house eating my food, using my water and electricity . I would never ask anyone for any money who is coming to my house. Also, they think they got my husband wrapped around their little finger by trying to recruit him in these ridiculous product pyramid schemes. He used to fall for it, but now he sees them for what they really are. This is just a snippet . it feels good to rant!

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Cannot take the shhh...

Posted on Tue, Jul. 05, 2016 at 10:54 am

So, I took the cat litter sh!t over to my FIL house, because when his son was taking the trash out it got all over his bosses company van. I put that bag of sh!t on his coffee table. Started a fight, he could not take it. He said "do not make me mad!" Really? Phucker! That's your cat litter box crap. And I saw you take it out and i saw my SIL put hers in the trash can! Cannot handle me telling you to take your own trash out! Especially if you cannot properly handle your own cats sh!t. Grow up! Take responsibility for your trash and your cats! Even his dog followed me back to my home, and for the first time sat with me on the couch to comfort me! Afterwards, I tried to make truce and said sorry, but your ego was to big to resolve sh!t. He said "leave me, I'm too hot!" Screwwww you! Oh and by the way, I'm pregnant, he is the one with serious anger issues! Yeah, I stood up for my husband, my husband hates confrontations and his father knows that. FIL always dishes the sh!t, but cannot take it back! Haha! I'm proud of myself. 😄

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What should I do

Posted on Tue, Jul. 05, 2016 at 09:56 am

I been trying my hardest to get a long with my inlaw but they aren't my cup of tea. They talk about people and situation I know nothing about or is none of my business to comment on. They ask me irreverent question like they don't want to really get to know me. They make me feel uncomfortable and they only invite me so they brother will come. I feel like I have to go.....

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I'm sorry my success makes you jealous

Posted on Mon, Jul. 04, 2016 at 08:33 pm

My family is awesome. My IL's family is not, and I struggle with that. My IL's are nothing but a bunch of immature, envious, sophmoric drama queens that thrive off of the constant tension in the family. When I met my husband, I was coming out of a really bad relationship that affected my entire family dynamic, so I accepted the dysfunction. I have put myself through school and am pursuing an advanced degree (Masters!), and it seems like the more I progress, the more his family pushes me away. I don't let the haters stop me, but it's sad that people you once called "family" are distant, casual acquaintances now

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Only calls when they need something

Posted on Mon, Jul. 04, 2016 at 08:26 pm

My IL's only call us when they want/need something. Which is fine with me, because I only call them when I need a babysitter, and that has been twice in the past five years. They have been at BIL's (GOLDEN CHILD) house all week watching his cat and never once called to come visit their grandchildren. Oh well, their loss!
Golden Child's cat bit FIL, and IL's thought nothing of it. FIL is is substandard health, with multiple prosthesis/replacements, and MIL is usually over-paranoid about his health. They notice the next day the site is red and instead of calling their PCP, they called me, because it was easier than calling the PCP on call and waiting all day for a call back. I get this three-hour backstory about the cat and preceding events, and I finally pull the reason for the call out of her, and tell her that the symptoms are pretty severe and to head to the ED right away. Of course, she asks about urgent care. I HAVE NO FREAKING CLUE LADY,I'VE NEVER WORKED IN AN URGENT CARE CENTER BEFORE!!! Everything went fine and FIL is on the mend. MIL writes an epistle on Facebook today warning social media-land about the dangers of cat bites, complete with statistics (but did not cite her sources), and how the doctor praised them for coming in so quickly. Not that I want the recognition for this tomfoolery, I'm just pissed that I'm only useful for free medical advice. I think my new job will have a "no-compete clause", which means that I would not be able to give medical advice to someone who is not an established patient. Oh no, then maybe the phone calls might stop

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Bored FIL

Posted on Mon, Jul. 04, 2016 at 12:29 pm

You humor us. You start interactions with the intention of displaying that you are interested in engaging in some form of communication only to insult the one who is only humoring you by responding. If you like people so much then you should probably figure out why you are so hateful to them. We're not going to figure that out for you and we don't care how you treat us. You're a flash card for who we don't want to be and besides your words are for you and no one else. We don't understand you. We will never understand your passive aggressiveness. It's abusive and you are nothing more than a grown bully when you do it. We can treat you just the same. We don't have to play those stupid games to save face because we are in higher place. You act like you're some arrogant TV character and like your daughter in law is your rival only this isn't tv so that makes you look like a DICK every time no exception! You are DH's father and you're supposed to be a father figure in both our lives! Do you realize that every time you treat me that way? Your DIL comes from a put together home similar to an adoptive family. Her mom and dad were not in her life so she more than understands that roles are not always what they are supposed to be but it's a shame if you can't start making the effort since you claim to want to have a larger role in our lives. We won't tolerate abuse.

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