I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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I. Am. Not. Leaving.

Posted on Thu, Feb. 16, 2017 at 09:32 pm

I'm still not going anywhere, you backwoods, knuckle-dragging Trump-dumpsters. And if I was, my husband would be going with me. So I'd watch what passive-aggressive garbage trickles out of your simpering, gutless pie holes.

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BEYOND BELATED

Posted on Thu, Feb. 16, 2017 at 07:06 pm

So, MIL and FIL are at our place for pizza. Within seconds of arriving, MIL LOUDLY asks our son if he received the birthday card she sent him (his birthday was two months prior to this.). Our son tells her he didn't get it.

MIL glares directly at me (while DH gets to sit back & relax) and says "WHERE IS IT?" I told MIL that we didn't get it. She again asks in her nasty man voice "WHEEERE IS IT?" I told MIL that I save all of my kids' birthday cards. I go get the most recent stack of cards to show her that her card isn't there. She says "It had MONEY in it.", insinuating that I pitched the birthday card and went on a massive $20 shopping spree.

I ask her when she mailed it. She rudely huffs "Two days ago". Instead of slapping her, I told my son to look in the mailbox to see if the card was there. The card was in the mailbox.

MIL, sorry I'm not the deceitful thief you tried to frame me to be. Clearly you put a lot of thought into that one. Instead of mailing our son's birthday card to him on his actual birthday two months ago, you waited and mailed it just two days before you knew you would be performing your courtroom theatrics at our house.

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Head slap

Posted on Thu, Feb. 16, 2017 at 06:47 pm

Oy! Again I take a long weekend with my husband to finally celebrate Valentines Day. I made some plans and was ready for the weekend. His parents call and tell us we are coming to stay ALL weekend. My husband gets so mad at me for getting upset about it but I don't take my vacation time for entertaining his parents. I thought they were only coming for one night but now they are staying until Monday. So I'm debating on letting my company know I would be willing to work the whole weekend. Seriously hate entertaining them!!!

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Inlaw neighbors

Posted on Thu, Feb. 16, 2017 at 06:46 am

I live next door to my inlaws...i hate them and wish they drop dead. They control my husband and never support any decision we make but always want my husband to do things for them. mil always drops stupid comments at me the bitch. her grandkids are always freakin overrrr. we are almost at divorce...just die already..mil is only 57 fmd!

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Every Dog

Posted on Thu, Feb. 16, 2017 at 05:53 am

Me And my DH HAD 1 ALMIGHTY ROW LAST NIGHT about is cruel evil mother and he of course like 30 years + stuck up for her so she wins again because he as the final decision I have had it with all of them they come as a package
because I read the post on this site it gave me the courage to walk away I've had it with them they can both piss off go on DH make your mother's day when you tell her but I am the real winner because I am FREE thank you in-law haters I have really truly seen the light new life for me now wished I did it years ago thank you lovely people keep the faith and remember every dog as his day xxx

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Sister in law pregnant again. Family to disintegra

Posted on Wed, Feb. 15, 2017 at 09:03 pm

Ok hi I'm a 37 yr old male with a great wife and wonderful 2.5yr old daughter. So my oblivious-to-the-world sister-in-law is pregnant again. 3rd kid on the way. First two kids, 2 different daddy's. Kid on the way same dad as 2nd kid. I think. Here's my beef: the family (wife's family) fully supported both kids so far. This almost bankrupted their small business and it's still in jeopardy. The father of 2 and 3 is a pretty much a dead beat. So family pays everything to the tune of 10,000/month. No lie. Best of everything. However they are old school Latin and apparently no nothing else but to standby her (I commend this) However this also is virtually bankrupting the business. So she tells my wife yesterday about new pregnancy and says,"it's ok, these things work themselves out". Well the problem here is she is 35yrs old. Always lived at home. Has zero brains, zero credit, zero ambition and so on. Really pretty girl but just so dumb. I mean real legit stupid. Anyways, this new kid on the way will 100% bankrupt the family business. (Family savings gone 4mo ago). She's 1.5 mo pregnant now we believe.... so what can I say or do. The family knows I have zero respect for her/their decisions to let her do whatever the hell she wants so it's always contentious when I'm around since I can't bite my tongue like they do. When in fact they feel like I do exactly. What do I do??

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"Blood" birthdays

Posted on Wed, Feb. 15, 2017 at 02:45 pm

I've posted on here about this before but it still chaps my ass.... My husbands birthday is coming up and for the last 2 weeks his mother calls us to see if we've made any plans for it. Nope, still haven't. It will be a day of whatever he wants to do, not sitting around eating her shitty food and trying to tolerate her family.

Her and her family (DH's aunts, uncles and cousins) only celebrate their own blood's birthdays - not ANYONE who married into the family. They all forget other birthdays or don't even both to acknowledge it. They NEVER celebrate a "non-blood" birthday. Not once since I have known them.

This is the strangest thing in the world to me! I've never met a family that does this!

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Disrespect

Posted on Wed, Feb. 15, 2017 at 12:45 pm

Dear ILs,

Your constant disrespect and meddling will no longer affect our marriage. Keep your piles and gobs of money, the only thing I feel entitled to is respect and kindness. DH was not my first proposal, and if I was such a gold digger you'd think I would have stayed with the multimillionaire.you didn't stop our wedding even though you gave it your best (pissed we wouldn't use her country club so it became the bride's family's responsibility to pay, don't invite MILs relatives because it won't be nice enough, kicked us out of our first house which was our venue 4months before the wedding).our wedding was about us, and our love-not showing off to your friends.Thank GOD we are not having any children. I couldn't bear the thought of passing on your genetic material. And I just know your bitter ass will live forever.

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Valentine's Day is about love, not guilt and posse

Posted on Wed, Feb. 15, 2017 at 07:17 am

First of all, we've told you not to say, "we miss you." Secondly, we've told you they're not going anywhere alone wth you! So why include this on the card, you mentally ill woman?!? And no, they won't be yours! Cute or not, but mainly not! So Valentine's Day for you is about possessiveness and guilt. It's about love for us! Sorry, but the kids just took the money out if the card, and didn't read your nut job messages. Next time, I open the cards first! Any messages of guilt, I'll just say,"your grandma sent you some money."

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The Hate only gets worse..

Posted on Tue, Feb. 14, 2017 at 11:11 pm

I HATE MY INLAWS SO MUCH! But MIL is the very worst one. Nothing but a snotty, intrusive narcissist. I told the idiot she needed to call before coming to my house barging in on me naked or the kids napping. So what does the bitch do but get butt hurt. She doesnt have it in her to obey any rule I try to inforce so she just stays away. She has not been to see my kids since November, not asked about them, nothing. You know its one thing to treat me like shit... ignoring our wedding anniversary (while having blow outs for your daughters anniversary), never wishing me a Happy Birthday in 20 years but getting your panties in a wad if we "forget" yours. 1000s of ppl like mine and your sons posts and photos on Facebook; every single person on there but you. You leave me out, single me out and expect I enjoy being around you and just let you walk in my house unannounced. MY family that loves and respects us as we do them never even does that. You claim to be grandmother of the year..you might be to your daughters kids but not ours. Everyone of MY family members came over to bring Valentine's to the kids and see them today. You were the only one who didnt do shit. And the kids will always remember how you treat us all! Funny your son hasnt reached out to you at all huh? Well without me forcing him to he never will. He cant stand you. I should be glad your not around to rub off on my kids but I feel sorry that my kids have learned what favouritism and spite is because of your treatment of them and us. Your a miserable old troll and 1 can only hope that the people who care for and love us live way longer than your ugly scarecrow looking ass. I truly hate everything about you.

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