I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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FAKE FEMALE SCUMBAG, LOWER THAN DIRTTTT....

Posted on Thu, Jun. 02, 2016 at 11:18 am

Fake biotch on the loose:

-multiple personality disorder
-eats like scooby doo, food is always on her mind
-has no neck, just chin and shoulders
-HUGE SNOZZ, you can literally put your big toe up her one nostril
-multiple sex partners, can't resist the sausages
-compulsive lies about how great her children are doing, if only people knew
-scavenger, has no problem taking from people
-may be sexually attracted to her own birth son, can't keep her lips off him...needs constant praising and compliments from HIM ONLY.
-Narcissistic personality disorder
-racist bigot


BEWARE!

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FUCKING OUTLAWS - a haiku

Posted on Thu, Jun. 02, 2016 at 06:44 am

I am not changing;

He fell for me as I am;

I'm done with your shit.

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WHERE ARE YOU???

Posted on Thu, Jun. 02, 2016 at 06:14 am

I am sick and tired of them asking DH "Where is she?" "Where is she?" To DH it looks like THEY are the ones trying and since I only go over on holidays it makes ME look like the bad guy. Lie I am the one not trying to make relations better. NICE TRICK, they are only fooling DH. They dont care about me they only care about seeing their son, when I am visiting they ignore me BUT DH thinks I am imagining it. Tired of having to be with people I dont like, too old for this crap anymore!!!

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Big mouths

Posted on Thu, Jun. 02, 2016 at 02:15 am

My in laws have the biggest mouths and I'm so sick of it so I tell my husband " why can't they keep their mouths shut " so the piece of doo doo husband of mine plays a really mean joke on me to see if I can keep my mouth shut . Only a real crazy jerk would do this to someone. I hate him . Since when do you get punished for being able to keep your mouth shut

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Stop hogging my husband!

Posted on Thu, Jun. 02, 2016 at 01:47 am

My husband and I live in different countries and so we are in a LDR. He lives with his family and I live with mine. My husband works his ass off by having two jobs! Just so that we can have a safe future once I shift with him. Now the thing is, he just bought an expensive and shiny new Audi out of his OWN pocket but he's two-faced family is telling everyone that it is their car! Like wtf?! His brother especially keeps posting these pictures on every social media there is saying that it his car! WTF? And I'm here like, back off bitch! Now as all typical husbands, mine is not saying much about this issue and I'm very uncomfortable with this. And this is not the first time. Oh no! Every time he buys something for me or himself, they start staring at us with this weird eyes and start demanding extravagant gifts! Why don't they buy the shit themselves! They earn too! We are just starting our lives here!

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MIL, you're missing out and it sucks

Posted on Wed, Jun. 01, 2016 at 08:01 pm

To my MIL, if I could tell you this right now without starting any drama and opening your eyes so you could see and understand and change I would. But it won't happen because you don't see anything wrong with your behavior. I am sorry that I wish I could reach out to you like my own mother but can't Becsuse my anxiety gets on your nerves. I've been nothing but nice to you. But most of all I wish I could get you to see it isn't fair to take it out on your granddaughter. My daughter loves you and you continue to blatantly favor your precious other grandkids over my sweet, intelligent and beautiful girl who is just as worthy of your time and love that you don't give. Despite living just a few streets down from you. You make no effort and never have. You only see her at stupid family parties and when I need a sitter. You never ask how she is or say you miss her. I hate how you favor one over the other. You do it to me too cuz you like my sil better. It's really not fair to my daughter. It's not fair to your son. Not a day goes by that I don't want to give you a piece of my mind. It's not fair. You are missing out. And so is your granddaughter, can't you see that? It sucks and I wish you were different. Better than what and who you are.

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Comedic Relief

Posted on Wed, Jun. 01, 2016 at 07:35 pm

Saw some pictures of what was meant to be a happy occasion. Everyone in them was smiling with excitement. Everyone except.... MIL & BIL! Oh how we laughed! Ya'll can't even begin to hide what miserable creatures you are. They looked as though they were posing with the corpses of their relatives. Thoroughly joyless!!

In the years since you tried unsuccessfully to smear my name & tear apart DH and I, you both have gone through divorce & now live with one another. Misery loves company I suppose.

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Jerks

Posted on Wed, Jun. 01, 2016 at 04:32 pm

Can't stand them because they raised a jerk !!! My husband is the biggest jerk that they created . Ass is to stupid to know when people are trying to help wow do I hate him .

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SIL's spawn.

Posted on Wed, Jun. 01, 2016 at 03:54 pm

Hey SIL, your spawn is not depressed, she just throws fits when she doesn't get her way. Don't go around saying she is a victim of depression, it's called being a brat. But you can say she is a victim of a mother who always picked men over her kids and if it wasn't for family members taking her in who the hell knows what would have happened to her. You married the last one after only knowing them 5 months. Hey do you know he's been in jail before, I'm sure he left that out. Which one is this number 5 or is it 6? You're not even 40, how damn sad is that.

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Back of Cop Car, or Back of Ambulance; your choice

Posted on Wed, Jun. 01, 2016 at 10:33 am

You tried. You tried for 8 years to play your little manipulation game on DH and me. You took the first few precious months of my ONLY child's life away from me because I said you couldn't come over anytime you wanted to see my baby. I had a very complicated pregnancy and birth, but you wanted to assert your control. You even had your other son and daughter call me when my son was not even a week old to tell me that I was being a bad mom because you couldn't come over whenever you wanted. You called me a two-bit gold-digging whore, and said my family was weird. You told me you'd turn my son against me, and tried to turn DH against me. DH finally halfway stood up for me but now "feels guilt" all of the time. My son doesn't even want to be around you because you told him to shut up when he was crying. You also told me that my husband should hit me to keep me in line and that you wanted to slap me. Try it. You'll be leaving the the back of a cop car or the back of an ambulance. Your choice. But you will not win. This is MY family, and you are NOT a part of it.

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