I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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NO! Scumbag Emotional Blackmailer!

Posted on Mon, Dec. 08, 2014 at 04:41 pm

NO! I will not be visiting you and you will not be coming into my home for Christmas! So get that idea right out of your tiny little minds! I absolutely HATE the pair of you and do not care if it means we never clap eyes on each other ever again. I do not want your lying mouths, your two faced behaviour around me over the Christmas holidays so suck it up and moan to someone who gives a s**t! GOODBYE!!!!!

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Grandma Dear

Posted on Mon, Dec. 08, 2014 at 02:38 pm

You can lie all you want but that doesn't make up for the fact that you aren't telling me the truth. You are shameful for all your lies and you have already been found out. You think you are clean because you are Christian but nothing can save you from your lies.

Friend of the family, you are just as guilty for spreading those lies. You can poke fun all you want but in the end the laughs on you because you are the one on a budget. We could afford much MORE than you because we are rich but we just choose not to spend the money.

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Why are we the bad guys?

Posted on Mon, Dec. 08, 2014 at 02:09 pm

You didn't want to give the heirloom to SIL because her 20-something daughter, who still lives w/ divorced SIL, would have stolen it and pawned it for cash, so you wanted to give the heirloom to us - but we have no space for it, unlike SIL. Yet WE are the bad guys because we didn't take this one item, even after taking more than enough stuff from you after FIL had died. So it's OK that SIL's daughter is a drug-addict and thief that SIL refuses to keep under control, but you're mad at US because we have no room for an item that you really want to give to SIL, but you're afraid your GD will pawn it. Yet we're the bad guys.

And this is the circle of hell that my inlaws are always putting us through.

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Happy Anniversary

Posted on Mon, Dec. 08, 2014 at 12:59 pm

It has been exactly 1-year since you disowned your only son and cut him off from the extended family...,

Because you demanded power and control over our lives and we told you NO!!

You played the victim, cried of heartbreak, did the guilt trip, "after everything I have done for you," and "I don't even know you anymore!!

You blamed me, you accused your son of abandoning you, you cried we are withholding the kids, we are out of the will, you will tell All of your friends/family how horrible we are.

And after all those manipulative & controlling attempts, we saw right through you and we are still FREE!!

Go suck on someone else you emotional vampires!!!

Happy Anniversary!!

It is the Happiest Time of the Year!!

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"Home" for the Holidays

Posted on Mon, Dec. 08, 2014 at 09:12 am

Don't you DARE ask us again if we are coming home for the holidays.

We ARE home. Home is our house with our family on our terms, not halfway across the country to redneck f-tard land to eat stale/spoiled food and breathe nasty cigarette smoke.

We keep telling you DH can't get off work to travel "home." He is an Air Traffic Controller and his facility runs every day of the year, even Christmas. Someone has to work.
I don't know why you can't seem to accept it.

Maybe because it is a fat-assed, bald-faced LIE. He is not only off work for the holidays this year, he's retired! Still, neither of us can bring ourselves to make the trip "home."

Happy F'in Holidays!

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Ding Dong The Wicked Witch Is Dead!

Posted on Mon, Dec. 08, 2014 at 07:56 am

But the damage you cause lives on. I wonder how many more generations will suffer? As I listened to your praises I realized something: GS says you had a special relationship(secrets)with all the grandkids, then went on to say you had bailed them all out of jail. Every child you had a hand in raising turned out to be a non-working drug addicted loser, good job MIL. You will definitely not be forgotten, your dysfunction lives on in them.

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How to get rid of Ass--- inlaws

Posted on Mon, Dec. 08, 2014 at 02:29 am

I put up with them for years. FIL-ignorant, low class, uneducated, liar, insulting and incredibly stupid. MIL-Alzheimer's--best way out, I assume. Aunt--tried to be a WASP--nose job, bleach blond hair, name change, skin lightener--the most ignorant, vulgar, low class, insulting, hateful woman I have ever met. BIL used to be somewhat decent until he met his common law whore. See descriptions of them in all of the above. I finally realized after many years of abuse--I am not an Italian--I am a WASP--I don't need to put up with ANY of these white trash people. FIL, MIL, and Aunt all died before I could throw them out. I threw out BIL and common law whore, and have not spoken to nor seen them for 3 years. It's the best thing I ever did. Moral of the story--it never gets better, only worse. THROW THEM OUT NOW-DON'T WAIT AS LONG AS I DID.

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mil get a clue!!

Posted on Sun, Dec. 07, 2014 at 05:21 pm

You can't just suddenly call dh out of the blue and expect him to do a complicated job at your place. Can't you ask a few days in advance?? Hasn't it occurred to you that we probably are busy because we have other plans made and we want to spend time together? I only see my hubby during the weekends, we're always super busy and sometimes we don't have time to spend some quality time together, and she expects us to spend time with her every day during the weekend or needs a favor and expects us to drop everything to help her...that's rude, please let us know a couple of days before so we can accommodate whatever your highness needs in our two day tight schedule.

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Posted on Sun, Dec. 07, 2014 at 01:41 pm

I finally told my mother in law that I hate her and that the next time she contacts us that I'm getting a restraining order. And then I promptly blocked her on e-mail and every other device.

We're done with your dumbass. And now you know we're done with you!


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Memorable Xmas with In-laws!

Posted on Sun, Dec. 07, 2014 at 11:06 am

The most memorable Christmas with the in-laws I have is when ESIL (who doesn't cook turkey) decided she was going to take us all out to Swiss Chalet for dinner on Christmas Day. When it goT to the glorious Christmas Day and we were ready to get-together, ESIL announced OOOPS! Swiss Chalet is closed on Christmas Day. Who would have guessed that Swiss Chalet could be closed on Christmas Day. Because most normal people are having a turkey dinner at home with their families. WHAT AN IDIOT!

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