I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Skanky Niece in Law

Posted on Wed, Aug. 31, 2016 at 01:06 pm

Well it is now Wednesday and you obviously are not going to invite me to my nephews birthday party. Well, Sweetie, his present is going into the Toys for Tots bin and I am all done with you. This is the most rude thing you have done so far. You have never liked me and this shows how far you will go to keep me away from your children. And I put 50% of the blame on your husband, my nephew. Silly pussy whipped little boy.

I did not threaten to call CPS on you when you slapped my nephew across the face in front of everyone at your daughters birthday party. Your sister did. I have stayed in the background and shut my mouth to keep the peace. Well no more. You have hurt me enough and you have no idea how much this hurts the kids Great Grandmother. You don't care, do you. You are more concerned with your so called sick friend, all to the neglect of your children. Stop going on Facebook and begging for items to auction off. For Christ sake, nobody cares.

Please do not contact me at the last minute to invite me to the party, I can't make it. My pride is wounded. And I will not go, as much as I love my nieces and nephews, they do not need me there. You have made sure of that. I hope you can live with yourself, I couldn't be this cruel to anyone. Be sure to keep going to your Bible study and church on Sunday, your hypocrisy is showing. One of these days, I am going to show up at the church and show your pastor proof of what you have done. It won't solve a thing, but it will make me feel better.

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Clown Car

Posted on Wed, Aug. 31, 2016 at 12:41 pm

The only positive thing about FIL, MIL and GSIL, who still lives with mommy and daddy at age 35, are the laughs they provide...unintentionally.

For example, MIL bought a new shiny, tiny Volkswagon. MIL, FIL and GSIL are grossly overweight. Watching them get into the Volkswagon is like watching a mass of circus clowns trying to fit into a little clown car. Every time DH and I see it, we laughed our butts off.

DH and I stopped by their house Sunday, MIL's new circus car was parked in the driveway. When we went inside, DH lightly punched GSIL in the arm and said "slug bug." GSIL, aka Drama Queen, started to bawl, even PIL's rolled their eyes. Now that DH knows it pisses GSIL off, he plans on making it a routine.

This is just one of thousands of examples that make visits with the in-laws tolerable. I'm thinking of writing a book entitled "101 Stupid Things My In-laws Do and Say." Is a best seller in my future?

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Jealous old cow

Posted on Wed, Aug. 31, 2016 at 05:36 am

Theres only 1 bigger insult than not being accepted by you MIL, and thats seeing the peole who are.

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The middle man

Posted on Wed, Aug. 31, 2016 at 05:09 am

I'm not doing it anymore,
Find someone new to take your anger out on
I've been victimized enough by you people.

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The what ifs....

Posted on Wed, Aug. 31, 2016 at 04:52 am

Been thinking about..
What if you were dead..I would be happy.
What if I never had kids.. you would never be a grandmother like the rest of your family members.
What if you didn't make people miserable and let us be a family..Maybe we would let you take care of my kids alone more, without me having to be there weird still.
What if I never married your son..you would be questioning yourself about why your son isn't married either just like you do with your daughter. I would be happy without headaches.
What if I left your son.. I would still be blamed but at least I'll be happy. But my kids are so young would miss their dad.
I love my kids and therefore make me miserable so they are happy.

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20 years later the hate still grows!

Posted on Tue, Aug. 30, 2016 at 10:29 pm

I hate to wish death on anybody cause you never know when it can come back around (I'm knocking on wood now)but I just absolutely with every ounce of my being wish MIL would kick the bucket in the worst way OR at the very least lose her tongue and voice box in a freak accident. For years and years my dh, kids and I have been berated, put down and mentally abused by this idiot. I don't know why I let her get to me so bad when nobody likes her other than some of her family and coworkers but she gets to me VERY bad. I don't let her see that and it pisses her off more that she doesn't think she gets to me so she tries harder. We've had minimal contact with her and her brood for a while now. We might see her once a month for 10 mins, on holidays, and when DH decides to answer her pathetic phone calls. Mind you she lives right down the road but now knows to stay the hell away from here. She has always played favorites between my kids and GSIL's brats. She always made it known that we should not have kids but gsil should have 100 of her spawns. After a huge cut off when I was pregnant with my middle child MIL weasled back in and decided to start showing my children respect and affection and "buying" their love; to our face anyway. We started trusting her enough to invite her to bday parties and plays/recitals and letting the old scarecrow babysit our kids like once a year. She NEVER takes photos of our children, NEVER. She spies on us thru Facebook, DH and I are pretty popular people because we aren't assholes and she see's that lots of ppl gush over our kids pictures and hardly nobody says anything about GSIL's kids pictures. DH is the only one friends with MIL on there and that gives her a leg to stand on. So that is one way she spies, DH and I are both friends with gsil... even though she is a very jealous vindictive person she's not AS horrible as mil. Every time we post pics of our kids GSIL and MIL post pictures of the golden grandkids. Every time MIL visits GSIL she takes pics of her kids and plasters them on facebook, once again NEVER takes pictures and posts them of our kids. GSIL's kids are young 8 and 5 she dress's them like whores and puts bright red lipstick and fake eyelashes on them. It's sickening!! But she and MIL think they are little JonBenet Ramseys. MY kids are beautiful WITHOUT all that and it makes them jealous. Tonight MIL calls for the first time in a month and tells DH all about her trip to GSIL's over the weekend, pretending to miss him and the kids and ask how THEY were. About an hour later I get on Facebook and see that MIL tagged GSIL in 10 pictures that she took of HER kids with their hooker clothes and makeup on. The only likes and comments they had were from close family and MIL's coworkers. So she just called DH to try to win him over before posting those pics for US to see. I get on DH's facebook and look through MIL's pictures and the only pictures of our kids on her Facebook are ones that she was tagged in, very few. I'm also told by aquaintences that when they run into MIL in public she stops to show everyone pictures of the goldens on her phone with never a mention of ours. I am so heated right now my teeth are grinding. I want her to die because this is the only way this is going to stop. I wish she was already dead before I ever met DH. Our lives would have been so much healthier. I've never known anyone like this before her.

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Lazy much?

Posted on Tue, Aug. 30, 2016 at 04:19 pm

It takes 2 seconds to put something back the way you found it, why can't you get that through your skull ? You don't even clean your own house it's the last thing I expect from you. I have never met a grown woman as messy and lazy as you. I can't wait till we move out that way you can live in your filth.

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(Soon to be) ex sister in law.

Posted on Tue, Aug. 30, 2016 at 01:30 pm

Just know the whole family hate you. You are a nasty bully and a lying, manipulative nasty cow. You can do the sympathy act like you always do but it doesn't wash with me. The family can't wait until you're truly an out law

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Birthday present

Posted on Tue, Aug. 30, 2016 at 06:49 am

Thanks MIL for the birthday gift to welcome me into the family. It was a brown tea light holder, (a fucking tea light I shit you not). Complete with €1 sticker underneath from the charity shop she 'volunteers' at. I should have kicked her out of my house and fired the stupid holder straight at her head. Just one story from a multitude.

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The last time

Posted on Tue, Aug. 30, 2016 at 05:29 am

Your latest promise to your son which you didn't keep or even have the decency to call him was THE LAST STRAW.

He went all Summer long with not a word from any if you. You all suck!

Piss off

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