I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Go away in laws!

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 12:31 pm

Dear mil,fil and the goldens,for the good of mankind or just me.Go to n.a.s.a and volunteer yourselves to be put in a rocket on a one way mission to another planet.Just make sure the rocket is big enough for all your big fat asses and I'd happily do the count down to blast you all off!

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Too busy having fun, eh?

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 10:14 am

Well if that's so true then why don't you stay there permanently and even better why don't you forget about us. You clearly have issues with our family. According to you, we don't contact you enough, we don't include you and your DIL is the cause for all of that because you don't take responsibility for the facts that are right in front of you.

The fact that......

You don't call us.
You are retired and you know the struggle of new working parents but because to you your DIL's job is not a real job she has all the time in the world. Daycare workers get paid but somehow it's just not the same I'm your mind. Doesn't matter if she has 4+ kids... Your ideology comes from the "make me a sandwich" variety.
You think all DIL's should be sending their FIL's snail mail pics in the digital age. You have a harddrive, a smartphone with a pic gallery and yet you think you are entitled to order women around.
You find little ways to get in what you think are jabs at us but really it's just part of you pushing us away so you can continue your DIL smear campaign.
You intentionally planned one of your visits to spite your DIL. She let you visit when she could have refused and you made sure she knew you weren't stock breed when you made a petty comment before you walking out the door when your visit was over.


These are all the reasons we have distanced ourselves from you. We don't have to cut you off or seek vengeance because your behavior is revenge enough for us. You are a miserable man and we just want you to be respectful or stay the hell away.

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My siblings know how to pick em

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 09:26 am

So I saw my hippie SL who flew in from Seattle for the weekend..... She's the introverted type that only has something to say when you're talking about saving the planet or using organic gluten free toilet paper. Anyways, by the time her visit was over, we paid for all of her food, souvenirs, let her stay at our place (she practically emptied out my frig), took her around San Francisco and didn't receive NOT ONE THANK YOU! Thanks little brother for blessing the family with a socially awkward nut job.

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.....

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 07:37 am

Dear in laws,

I hate you all.

Sincerely,

Me

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Hope the Lord comes Calling

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 06:31 am

FIL - I hope the Lord comes calling while you're out this week. You've pressed your luck long enough and it's high time go back home. You think you're so special we'll see when the Lord puts you in your special place.

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Interfering mil

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 05:14 am

Dear mil i signed up for my husband not you.So take a long walk of a short pier! Infact if you did fall into the sea you could join your family,the whales!

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Sil is a Bitch!

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 04:58 am

Bils wife i couldn't even call you my Sil.You are sly, manipulative and a drama queen who has to be the center of attention constantly.Mil completely sucked in by you as the saying goes,theres no fool like an old fool.I have come to realise the best reaction to you is plain and simple,completely take no notice of you and ignore you.You aren't even on my radar and I bet it kills you as any attention good or bad is what you want.Sorry dear you'll get no reaction out of me cos i'm happy in my life and couldn't give a crap about you!

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Two Years

Posted on Tue, Aug. 18, 2015 at 11:50 am

It's been two glorious years to the day since we went no contact with my lying shit sack of a FIL.
I'm so damn happy. 😀😀

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MIL is an expert Manipulator

Posted on Tue, Aug. 18, 2015 at 11:30 am

So, my MIL is diagnosed with bipolar disorder and takes lithium. She proudly tells everyone these harrowing details about herself. She cries a lot, lies a lot, and is always calling my husband when she gets into a fight with her brother. One day she calls him and tells him that her brother, who has PTSD, is high on cocaine and was violent with her. So we allowed her to spend the night as we thought she was in danger. She told the EMTs this story and they put him in the psyche ward. She said she would file a police report.

A few days later we find out he did not have cocaine in his system, that she had actually given her brother one of her prescription muscle relaxer pills, and he pushed her because she kept getting in his face arguing about his friends and lifestyle. And no she did not file a police report.

I honestly don't know what to believe anymore....

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greedy sil

Posted on Tue, Aug. 18, 2015 at 09:37 am

I've catched her various times using my clothes and grabbing my things but I always have to bite my tongue to keep peace. But each time it gets harder and harder. Especially after she grabs my favorite high heels without even asking and has the audacity to post a selfie wearing said high heels on face book.....enjoy it while you can, no more kind me who buys you clothes, makeup and bye bye favors. Oh, I still can't believe you STOLE your cousins makeup that I gave her since she's a teenage mother and didn't have any money, not even for pampers, not sure how you can live with yourself

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