I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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i cant even stand your face!!

Posted on Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 at 04:31 pm

My in-laws are so damn annoying. We see them once a year for a week any longer they would be buried in the crawl space under my house. First off, my wife and her mom are from Finland. So all that hoebag talks about is how amazing Finland is.. Like I've been there... Its gay as a unicorn, cold flat and no one talks... Not to mention its the most depressed country in the world... Real nice place lol... Anyways.. Her mom always bitches about everything... EVERYTHING!! So in our house we were doing construction on the bathroom... She made me tell the contractor to leave until they go home because of exposure to asbestos.... Like wtf?!?! And she constantly tells me how to raise my son because I am actually a little strict and I don't let my son rule my life like her dumb a$&. Her son is 3 1/2 and doesn't even say one word... Mine is two and has a vocab better than her Finland a$%... Because everytime that little turd cries she screams louder than him and scares him even more... Like dumb. And her big ol thing last year was were stupid for shopping at WalMart.
but she let us know this year they bough all new bikes for their family from... You guessed it.WALMART!! And her rotten son is a little shit to ny son do when I confront him or tell him to stop she goes and taddle tells to my wife and says I need to grow up and stop picking on my son. I've gotten to a point with this nag everytime she talks to me I just look at the sky and say yupp Mira thanks for your input... And she will blatently talk shit about me to my wife right in front of me in a different language... I told my wife next time she does that I will punch her in her mug. I lash it out with her all day everyday she is here. She hates me and I hate her and we both know it and let each other know that. Like right now I am hiding in the tub away from that wretched a$% and I can hear oh bobby this ohhh bobby that.... And my wife always sticks up for her because my wife's real father used to beat her when they were married back in the joyous land of Finland. I would have whopped that a$% too if I was married to that mouth.... Thanks for listening to me rant!!

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HATEFUL IN-LAWS

Posted on Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 at 03:11 pm

All the in-laws are pathetic, useless, uneducated, disrespectful, awful, good for nothing assholes. I hate hate hate MIL, FIL, BIL & his wife. I have totally cut them out from my life, told hubby that I dont want to do anything with them, dont want to hear anything about them, not to include me regarding them, you deal with these assholes. Hubby is afraid of them, let him be, I dont care, its his problem not mine. NONE of my business. I want to leave these toxic assholes away from my life. My life is beautiful without them. I will never see their ugly fat faces ever again in my life.

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Oh boy

Posted on Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 at 10:38 am

A recent post from someone else reminded me of this.
When DH and I moved in together, my PILs actually tried to make me sign a piece of paper stating that I WILL use birth control and I WILL show them the reciept from the birth control and reciept from the doctor's visit. Complete nut jobs!

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I can see clearly now !!!

Posted on Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 at 10:32 am

Mil thank you for your kind support during my father's passing.Total sarcasm implied since you didn't even phone or send a card,guess you were just too darn busy huh? Dh thank you for continuing to be your same old gloomy,pity party for one,offer no stability self.You were awesome for about a week,guess being a functional human is just too dang taxing.Sister you just suck,always have always will.When I can wash my hands of you I will be so happy.Mom you are insane but you have been forever so I will look out for you and keep you as happy and safe as possible.But when you pass I am out of here.I don't know where im going or what im going to do but I am out of this soul sucking place! Anywhere has got to be better than here.You miserable happiness vampires can have each other and be crazy together all day long. I am going to be somewhere I can do things without scrutiny!I will go shopping,have friends,host dinner parties,enjoy the holidays again! OMG! The thought of dressing for halloween,dyeing eggs,or having a tree fills me with a delight that can't be explained.So yeah,im going to be the selfish chick you guys always said I was and that last "see ya suckers" will be the sweetest thing my lips have ever uttered. I don't need you people,I thought I did but I don't and im glad I have finally figured that out.Mom,you did an awesome job of raising me.I have no fear and am stronger than steel.That is why I am enduring this for a bit longer I owe you! Lol!

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Mind your own Business MIL

Posted on Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 at 09:49 am

You stupid female! You have a lot to learn abt manners and privacy. How dare you ask me if I have my periods regularly? And when I ask you why, you shamelessly question "Then why is it that you are not pregnant?" Did it ever occur to you that I will get pregnant when I am ready? You think I am barren because we don't have kids yet. You Bitch! it has just been 2 years I have been married to your son. And I am still 28. I still have a couple of years ahead of me before menopause.

And then you ask me if your son and I use anything to not have children. You bloody Fuck! In which year are you living? 2000BC? Is it that you are so ignorant or you want to know what kind of birth control we use? I am not going to tell you that I have been using birth control pills.I am going to lie to you so that you get off my ass. How much more specific should I be? Should I spell the word C-O-N-D-O-M. Don't you get it when I say your son uses protection? And even then you come and ask me if I am pregnant when I throw up after eating the food you cooked. You Dumb piece of Shit! And why do you want to know about our birth control method? Your son and I enjoy making Love. And we will keep doing it.

According to you, a woman's job is to clean, cook and have children. News Flash!!! I have an actual job that pays me for using my brain. And I manage my house better than you, even with having a job. FIL, MIL and SIL all need a shrink.

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Oh MIL and FIL

Posted on Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 at 04:59 am

Listening to my PILs reminisce about how they let their daughter fall down the stairs because they were not watching her was creepy. When they started laughing and smiling as they spoke, it got creepier. Then when FIL laughed and pretended to be an infant falling down the steps, the creepy meter exploded.

Well, those creeps are never allowed to be alone with my child. Holy moly these people are scary!

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Dear FIL

Posted on Tue, Oct. 21, 2014 at 02:43 am

You have seriously underestimated me. I'm tired of keeping my mouth shut. I'm tired of smiling pleasantly. How dare you treat your son and grandson the way that you do?? How dare you spend your sons youth with an endless parade of women who are always more important then him? How dare you not go to him when he called you for help, underage, hungry, homeless with a drinking problem? How dare you let your crazy ex beat him as a child? You keep attacking me. Trying to find fault with me and trying to catch me out. I'm loyal. I'm the only constant he's ever had. I'm the only person who's ever shown him love and somehow I'm the bad guy? It's not too late. He still loves you. The fences can be mended. I know you think the way to do that is by getting rid of me but guess again. I'm not going anywhere. Yes you're his father and you've been around forever. Of course you have some pull but I love respect and support your son... And let's just face it honey. I'm just more fun to play with.

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FINALLY

Posted on Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 at 04:44 pm

DH FINALLY SEES you for who you hags really are and you know what? I don't EVER have to see you again! Do you know what that freedom does for me? Your true colors are becoming evident to all in your lives...including my husband. HA HA! I don't care WHAT you do with your pathetic tiny white trash lives! See ya!

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My in-laws are crackers!

Posted on Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 at 09:44 am

They should all be in group therapy together since they are so co-dependant with each other and live out of each other's pockets. Pretty soon they will all be living together under the same roof. Scary, NIL, her husband, 2 kids and ESIL and BIL (brother & sister by the way). In fact they all travel together wherever they can get free accommodation from relatives. What a pack of moochers! Well, they are not mooching off us anymore.

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Not feigning excitement over your Trash Spawn

Posted on Mon, Oct. 20, 2014 at 09:28 am

Hey Dumbass pregnant SIL,

You have placenta previa. You've have preterm contractions. You continue to smoke. You are a dumbass.
You're generally cluless, ignorant & plain ol' stupid, but if you get the feeling I don't like you - you're finally onto something!

Have a shitty day. : )

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