I Hate My Inlaws!

Welcome to I Hate My InLaws!

In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

So what are you waiting for? Tell us why you HATE YOUR IN-LAWS!!! and read why others hate their in-laws.

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The jig is up, SIL

Posted on Sat, Aug. 16, 2014 at 10:23 am

So, for over 10 years, you thought you've had everyone fooled. Such a highly-educated, smart, thin, health-conscious, independent woman! My, my, my!

Now, thanks to the fact that you are so hateful, jealous, spiteful and such a mean-mouthed LIAR...we all know that you have ZERO formal education, a felony, and may be schizophrenic.

I'm staying FAR AWAY from you and if I am forced to be around you, I will politely excuse myself.

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Parents in law are hillbillies

Posted on Sat, Aug. 16, 2014 at 04:47 am

Took my wife to Emeril's restaurant for her birthday, my father in law tried to clean out his ear with the butter knife, insulted the waiter, ate everything on his plate but complained about it. My wife's parents came to our house for a visit, and on the second day he started taking a door apart and was mad when I told him to stop. He proudly talks about how he bathes once a month, and he need not brag about it because he looks it.

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Evil cold hearted monsters

Posted on Fri, Aug. 15, 2014 at 10:00 pm

I hate my in laws.Absolutely hate them.coming from someone like me...that is an extremely powerful statement because before I knew evil,money obsessed vulgar people like this existed...I never knew hate this extreme.My mil is one of the most two faced,money/gold obsessed,arrogant,evil people I have ever met.All she does is moan and talk about people behind their backs.Her sons are all arrogant criminals who have 0% morals and she is actually proud of this!She is proud when they beat other people up,she has even encouraged this!!She is proud when they have affairs outside of the marriage.All she cares about is money and how much money other people have.If you don't come from a wealthy family,she treats u worse than a dog.She constantly puts me,bosses me around,humiliates me in front of other people.The daughter is not much better.She is a junior version of the mum.equally shallow,low on kindness and morals and equally obsessed with money.We go to any party they both look like an advert for gold,they are covered in it from head to toe-look absolutely pathetic!!!!i wish I could say it is all worth it for my husband but I can't.....he is just we shallow,selfish,arrogant and heartless as them.I am trapped.....with no escape.Stuck with this evil psychotic family from hell

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Stupid Silly ESIL

Posted on Fri, Aug. 15, 2014 at 06:07 pm

If you don't want the world to see it then don't post it publicly. That's hardly spying on you idiot and hypocrite I know you do it to me. Getting daddy to complain to me about what I post..lol You can't even fight your own battles yet every other word out of your mouth is blah blah blah I'm so independent. Pft, your so full of it is what you really mean to say!

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BACK OFF!!!!

Posted on Fri, Aug. 15, 2014 at 04:06 am

so MIL wants to have my daughter on her own, she sees her once a fortnight and knows FUCK ALL abourt her yet she think she has a right to her. she never buys her anything nor does she contribute to her upbringing!

FIL says I'M a control freak as he sits and tells his wife what to do and what to say! he says i am too over protective of my daughter....... who nearly died whilst i was giving birth may i add!

BIL says i should be more supportive of them..... hes 30 years old and still lives at home FFS




FML FML FML FML FML FML

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100% delusional

Posted on Thu, Aug. 14, 2014 at 07:34 pm

I have never heard anyone talks about themselves as much as my mother in law. 95% of everything that came out from her mouth is about her, the rest is about her golden child. She cut people off and talks LOUDER if the topic of conversations is not about her. She continuously praised herself but told the story as if it came from other people. When she had as much as a sprain, she compared her pain and suffering as identical to people who lost their limbs. There is a pattern in her story where 'strangers' always praised her as 'the strongest woman' or a 'the smartest' a.k.a genius woman they have ever met. Unfortunately, no one can back up her claim, so she has to shamelessly did all the bragging about herself. The real her is a big whining mathematically challenged idiot with memory of a goldfish. She speaks about herself so passionately there were literally foams formed on the side of her mouth. She won't even shut up when eating, so her mouth was always openly chewing and talking while bits of food spurted out. Its disgusting. She viciously lectures and corrects other people even when she is 100% in the wrong and non apologetic about it. She hinted that she has psychic abilities and made up some ridiculous superstitious tale about the births of her golden grandchildren as if they were the upcoming Messiah. She jinxed those kids early with her lies now everyone knows how they actually turned out. Her own friends often sarcastically joked about her but she won't notice anything because she is absolutely narcissistic. I could put her real name in this post and she still won't realize the post is about her. She is that delusional.

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Waiting for the funeral...

Posted on Thu, Aug. 14, 2014 at 06:25 pm

I hate my in-laws! All of them! They are disgusting. All over-weight diabetics. Especially my mom in law. What a waste of skin. I have a great marriage until my husband and I have to discuss them. He can be such a pussy when it comes to them. They can ditch him time after time, and he still runs to go see them. My mil falls all the time (gee, you reap what you sow! perhaps another slice of cake for breakfast is needed!) due to her weight and billion one illnesses. She just fell again, and my husband has the burning desire to rush to see her again. The butch is not in ICU or critical and was sent home in a day. She needs physical therapy. Sounds like an emergency. Ah, no! How is this fall different than the last ten??? I won't even begin to go into detail about the hubby's sis who got violent with me years ago. She has four chins growing and will be popping a fifth one soon. They all make me want to vomit over their ugly faces. I can barely stand to be in the room with any of them, unless copious amounts of alcohol are involved. My husband wants to know why I am so evil and cold when it comes to them. Evil and cold? Um, you haven't seen me uncork the champagne yet at their funeral have you?

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Sexist J*ck *Ss!!

Posted on Thu, Aug. 14, 2014 at 03:19 pm

FIL - it's the year 2014!!! A woman can do any job she wants to!!!! Your son wants me as his partner on the farm, and this shocks you??? I've been working along side my husband in the barn since our third date almost 6 years ago!! I still work in the barn with babies and through pregnancies. I grew up on a farm, went to the same agriculture college as your son and have a diploma in veterinary technology as well as having spent numerous hours working on other farms from the age of 10!!!!! Your son wants me as his partner in the barn and I'm more than qualified and capable of working my *as off!!! You sexist jerk, what right do you have to say I can't work in the barn because I'm a woman????

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f### you u prick

Posted on Thu, Aug. 14, 2014 at 01:52 pm

my mil is a selfish cow and I would be happy to never see you ever again. You can't even be arsed to make a relationship with you r first born grand son. you couldn't give a shit about anyone but yourself..ur a waste of fresh air. If it wasn't for my gorgeous hubby I would rub my shit in your eyes. you never ring your son don't make an effort to see him even though he was at his lowest point in life. #fuckoffuevilcow

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Advice

Posted on Thu, Aug. 14, 2014 at 01:40 pm

1. Jack Daniels is not a food group. Plus, it's fattening, makes you stupid, and you don't need any assistance in either of those areas.
2. Garbage belongs in the garbage can. Spray painting garbage does not turn it into "decor."
3. Save the lowcut reveals for your husband, please. The world is tired of keeping a barf bag handy at all times.
4. MIL, the zombie apocalypse has not yet transpired, so put a bag over your head until you receive your orders from the mothership.


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