I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Husband's Family Wants Me Deported

Posted on Thu, Mar. 16, 2017 at 10:03 pm

My husband's family is really racist and when we announced our engagement his mother said said that "She wasn't sure I would fit in with the family because I'm half black and they're white, and might offend me with their 'humor'." Their idea of humor is apparently using the n word and hating gay people.

Recently, I had to block my MIL's dad on facebook for commenting on my status that he's excited for children to be deported, and he can't wait to see the wall. When I expressed that this was shocking, disrespectful and cruel, he told me to "enjoy my life in Mexico"...meanwhile his racist daughter actually is moving to Mexico to "spread the gospel" because she's too dumb to realize Mexico is a predominantly Catholic country already. I also think she fails to realize that, given that she hates immigrants and Mexico, moving to Mexico is an ironic choice.

I'm pretty sure my mother in law's father doesn't realize that, being that I was born in this country, and that I'm descended from slaves, my family has been here longer than his...but he told me I should be deported. Like...if I was hispanic that would be fucked up, but given that I'm not, nor am I an immigrant, it's really just absurd. I honestly think he wants all non-white people to be deported.

When my husband and I have adorable little mixed race babies with our blue eyes and tan skin and curly hair, they may come crying to me about how they aren't allowed to be in our children's life. Sorry, but I'm not going to have my babies turning their cloth diapers into Klan Hoods. The racist hatred stops here and now.

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OH NO! You're back!

Posted on Thu, Mar. 16, 2017 at 07:52 pm

We had such a lovely 7 1/2 months break from you. Too back you decide to come back. I'm wondering what you're planning to do now since you don't have a car (you had an accident last time and it was a write off) and you're planning to stay about 5 months. I really hope you find something to do, because I don't want to see you every night for 5 months straight and have to take you to the shopping centre or other places. You seem a bit more tired and old this time round.. a bit more behaved. But sorry, my heart still has too much scar from the past few years. It might take another 5 years of your good behavior before I warm up to you again.

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emotional needy MIL

Posted on Thu, Mar. 16, 2017 at 07:37 pm

wow thank you all for sharing..i have only been married for month and half..valentines day!..but known my husband for years...
hes definitely mamas boy too...but i want to block my MIL for calling everyday all hrs even on weekends..calls for the craziest crap ever..worse since we got married...wish i lived in some remote area without a phone..serious this needy bitch calls dozen times a day..if here bird feeder is empty my hubby runs over..thinking about serving divorce papers..at least the sheriff will know where to serve him..at mommas!!!!

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Wait! What?! Has It Finally Sunk In?

Posted on Thu, Mar. 16, 2017 at 08:05 am

So, now you actually get it?

You get that you have no right whatsoever to pry, invade and meddle in our lives and choices? Or maybe you are just catching your breath for another attack?

You do seem to keep trying to cause trouble, you bunch of self seeking twats! Maybe you have given up and I have just become so defensive and cynical because of you retards and your relentless intrusions that I can't quite get my head around the thought of you actually getting the hell out of our lives!!

Maybe your tired, maybe you just don't have the same drive as before? The thought of you gaining some insight and actually feeling sorry for your shitty behaviour doesn't really seem likely.

The whole lot of you need to address your nonsense. The problems you actually DO have can't be ignored forever. You had to stop using us in order to ignore your problems at some point and deal with your actual issues.

Quite frankly I don't give a fuck about any of you. YOU deliberately tried to drive a wedge between us. YOU caused unnecessary problems. YOU lie and exaggerate. YOU have the marriages that truly suck-ALL of you!

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What's in your browsing history?

Posted on Thu, Mar. 16, 2017 at 05:47 am

DH looked over at my computer the other night and remarked that "I Hate My Inlaws!" was third most popular in my browsing history. He said "Really? Still?" Yep, really.

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Give me a break

Posted on Wed, Mar. 15, 2017 at 05:13 pm

The way that I said it . Could it be that your just very sensitive could it . Leave me alone sorry if I can not see any similarities between the two but your looking for something that doesn't exist please go the hell away you jerk . I really hope that karma gets you , gets you really really good

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Hate MILaw

Posted on Wed, Mar. 15, 2017 at 10:31 am

I hate the way u smile.
I hate ur laughter.
U leak fakeness from every pore of your round small body.
You are so tacky.
I hated the red sari you wore at my wedding. It was the worst sari and such off putting red colour. I wanted to get blind. N the red bed cover u gave me..oh that burns my eye everytime i see it..how can u have auch bad taste..no doubt u dont like me..u have a bad taste in everything. I are insecure and so disappointed because i did not gave in to ur dramas. I behaved in a sophisticated and sorted way when u were crying and screaming and abusing..haha..u showed what crass personality i have and seek immense pleasure that it was of no use..u ashamed ur own son lol..by ur behavior u used to take ur side when i used to tell ur double games..he saw himself..n u pittyful petty woman..ur malice and bad intentions can do no harm..bcoz i will smile..keep quiet n maintain my dignity and u will make fool out of urself..because lady i come from a strong background of educated engineers and u come from poor hilly areas where u were deprived of all class and so i can understand ur petty behavior..u are a low class from core ..u can try showin how sophisticated u r..but it is too late..lol

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Indian MIL insecure and psycho

Posted on Wed, Mar. 15, 2017 at 10:20 am

I got married and was gifted gold jewellery by my parents. My mother in law kept all my jewellery in her safe deposit the very next day when i was out with my husband. She said it is not safe to keep at home. But she did not even give me my jewellery to wear when I have functions to attend after so many reminders. As a newly wed one has to wear gold jewellery to family functions but she did not even give me jewellery which was gifted by my parents and asked me to wear imitation instead. She such a greedy and manipulative woman. When i was on my periods I asked her if I can get a bin bag only to keep my Waste sanitary napkins. And she told me to take my pads outside of the house and throw in the garbage bin outside house when there were all her friends standing outside the gate. She would criticise the choice and colours of my clothes, bedcovers and food i cooked. Whereas she herself wears cheap quality stuff and everything she use is so tacky and OTT. I sometimes want to scream and tell her your choice is really bad and I am a classy person who has much morr knowledge of clothes fabric or colours. She is such a melodrama. When I went on Diwali for first time she did picked a fight I dont know how. Tried to manipulate my husband when I did not even say a thing. She started shouting for no reason and to handle the situation i told her m sorry if i did something wrong unintentionally and she can do watever is comfrtable but at this as well she did not stop. My husband on seeing all this understood that his mom is being all drama queen that she is used to be and told her to back off and shut up. On this she started crying screamimg and hurling abuses curses what not. I was stunned at what petty person she is. Omg..she said to my husband that did u get a new beep mom wjo is teaching you all this..which is much crude in hindi..it was clear she meant I was the beep person ..when i was doing nothing but pacifying my husband. She is such a manipulative person. I hate her and i did not earlier.. but how can she think that i will ever like her after these things..she never earned my respect and i gave her enough chances..i hate her to the core..n behave indifferently now..m trying to be at peace and make her non existent completely..she can keep the gold that greedy pompous lady..but gey out of my life u b****!!!!

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Here we go again- Cheap-ass FIL & MIL

Posted on Wed, Mar. 15, 2017 at 08:31 am

We just saw you in December. You just stayed with us for a weekend in February and sure enough... we get the call: can we come visit again?

I do damage control to keep you out of our house and invite you to tag along on my own family's holiday reunion for 5 days. ( I had to corner my sister to lend you her apartment so you can crash the party.) And you write back asking if you can mooch for an extra week while we're all gone!!?? Have you no shame? Do you realize this means extra cost for all of us to subsidize your cheap, mooching asses? I hate you. I hate the fact that you think this is okay and that you plan extensive long holidays by descending upon unsuspecting relatives, friends and acquaintances. I see right through your hypocritical self-serving smiles and hate you.

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Fight or flight???

Posted on Wed, Mar. 15, 2017 at 08:06 am

My in-laws behave like they have never done wrong. I mean how could they...aren't they perfect?

My daughter completely fell into their guise and never understood why I didn't want anything to do with them...

Not until she complained to me about how her soon to be MIL was treating her. (ie. talking behind her back, saying and doing very unwarranted cruel things about and to her-all while being fake around her fiance). I simply said...hmmm sounds familiar.

My poor daughter's face went ashen. She now FINALLY understands why I chose flight instead of wasting my life with fight :)

My daughter will never judge me again and she loves and appreciates me even more for not fighting and just letting it go. You can't change mean people, but you can choose not to let them be mean to you!

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