I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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MIL, SIL and AIL

Posted on Fri, Mar. 27, 2015 at 05:52 am

I know what you're doing by trying to talk about each other to me. You're trying to get me to say something bad about one of you so you can tell them. Not going to happen, I'm not as dumb as you look.
You have been restricted to small talk at best.

So, how is the weather?

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I will be this type of MIL someday...

Posted on Fri, Mar. 27, 2015 at 05:30 am

Someday, if I achieve the fabulous success of becoming a MIL and a Grandmother, I will behave in the following ways:

1. I will be grateful someone loves my child enough to have married them and dedicated their life to them.
2. I will remember my child and spouse are adult, independent people who make their own choices.
3. I will treat my DIL or SIL with the same respect I treat my own child.
4. I will not invite myself repeatedly to their home.
5. I will not demand my own key to their home.
6. I will not constantly criticize everything from their décor to their vacation choices to their living habits. I will not criticize.
7. I will refrain from 'giving advice' unless specifically ASKED. I will make sure they know I am always there to help them IF THEY WANT IT.
8. I will not beg them for money or help. If they love me, if I've earned their respect, they will most likely help me and include me.
9. I will not demand access to my grandchildren. I will be grateful for time I do have with any grandchildren.
10. I will try to find ways to help my DIL or SIL that are not obnoxious or intrusive.

That's a good starting list. It means I'll be the complete opposite of my own MIL, but I'm sure I can manage it without ever having had a good role model.

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Grow up

Posted on Thu, Mar. 26, 2015 at 07:47 pm

What 34 year old man pops out of the woodworks and says this to another 34 year old man, "Your aunt Nana is really disappointed in you for posting this crap...wonder what ur mommy is gonna think?"

The post in question is a news article about an organization turning away a homeless person when he needed water and to use the bathroom.

Man, grow up people. So tired of my inlaws and their drama.

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MIL

Posted on Thu, Mar. 26, 2015 at 07:03 pm

Another day at work and so far so good. The babysitter thing hasn't been too much of a problem either and we haven't had to shell out money either. We will be able to tho! Believe that! Anyway, another day done and I'm gonna smoke me some and now to top it off, dh is coming home! Hahahahahaha! Suck it you old cow!

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You ruined my daughters birthday

Posted on Thu, Mar. 26, 2015 at 06:10 pm

You were supposed to have your junk out of my spare room so my two year old could finally have her very own room! I bought everything for it and that was her birthday present...well her birthday is in less then a week and you still haven't done it. She was excited. She picked out her paint, carpet, and decorations already...but you will never be anything but a disapointment to anybody in this family. And I'm not sorry that you don't like me since I don't let you be a bitch. And I told you the first time you dissapointed my daughter it would be the last. Enjoy finding all your stuff on the curb. And no you are not welcome at the hospital when I have this baby I'm pregnant with now or any of my future children. And fil I guess you should have learned how not to be an arrogant prick because quite frankly I can't stand you. You are honestly one of the most close minded imbeciles I know. You are so socially awkward its ridiculous and the only reason mil ever even liked you is because you are the only person who would go for that crazy narcassistic bitch.

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fil

Posted on Thu, Mar. 26, 2015 at 02:59 pm

We do not have more money. We are broke. I'm not hiding anything. I hate you. Fucking die already. Thanks.

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Monster in law

Posted on Thu, Mar. 26, 2015 at 12:37 pm

Hubby and I are going through a rough period. Monster in law is telling him to get a legal seperation from me, this is after I've been nothing but kind to her for 15 years.

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MIL Bday is coming soon...

Posted on Thu, Mar. 26, 2015 at 11:46 am

All I have to say is...F×€ k your birthday & ur family too!! Haha, best wishes, b!+€#3$!!

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Please keep punishing us with the silent treatment

Posted on Thu, Mar. 26, 2015 at 09:23 am

Oh happy day!! Mil has decided to punish us with the silent treatment. First it started with her sending dh his baby book in the mail. I think it would have showed how much he is missing by choosing me over the family if the thing wasn't full of empty pages. He's the second kid for god sake! I found time to write in my kids baby books until they started school. Then there was no call for dh's bday. Sniff, sniff, now how will we keep up on the family gossip?! Oh thats right, we have lives and don't care who got what on their taxes and who bought what with the money. I guess you got the hint the free ride is over. If you can't control us, get money out of us or at the very least get some juicy gossip out of us to spread all over your hillbilly town we aren't of any use. It was to much of a personal price to get the honor of staying in your family by jumping through the right hoops. Oh yeah, the yearly trip you demand we make every summer to the ghetto won't be happening. Since you all believe my dh is the village idiot and can't take a pee without my say so, even if I tatooed it on your protruding foreheads, you won't believe it was his decision not to go. Mil, your family is a circus that I wanted to be a part of at one time, then I decided to step out and watch from the sidelines but now I'm bored and am done watching the same old show. Live, fall off the face of the earth, I don't care.

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I can't change your dysfunction

Posted on Thu, Mar. 26, 2015 at 08:38 am

I have tried for years to get dh to be my partner, to make us a family. He never got the memo that when you marry, your family of origin becomes your extended family and you make a new family with your wife.

He defends mil and her mean, hateful behavior towards me and tells me it's my fault. When something is going on with his family I am told to stay home because, It's just going to be family. The ils guilt him and never let him forget he is responsible for them in their old age.

Well after the last incident I am happily giving him back to his parents. He is emotionally married to his mother anyway. So I am going to start to build my own life without dh. He can do whatever he wants regarding the ils. I won't be attending any more family dysfunctions known as holidays. I will make plans for myself with friends and my family and he can go sit with the two things known as his family. I'm done.

After the last incident I will no longer go on trips with dh as he was going to ditch me with the car and our pets to fly home to be with mil and I was to just make my way to our destination without him. If you want a trip make plans with your real family because I will not be ditched in the middle on nowhere on a trip so you can go play husband to your mommy.

I can't change these people. I can only change myself and I don't think dh is going to like the new and improved other woman.

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