I Hate My Inlaws!

Welcome to I Hate My InLaws!

In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

So what are you waiting for? Tell us why you HATE YOUR IN-LAWS!!! and read why others hate their in-laws.

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The Worst

Posted on Mon, Jun. 12, 2017 at 08:23 pm

My husbands parents are visiting from out of town. They came over for dinner last night and after a 15 minute conversation about by FIL's favorite type of donut and about 17 cigarettes later I had to excuse myself to do the dishes inside. Every single one. By hand. Because you know what? I would rather scrub dishes than listen to their unintelligent banter and subject my lungs to that bullshit.

Fast forward to tonight and throw my BIL in the mix who started out dinner saying he prefers to "double up on tequila and Xanax" when he needs a good night sleep. I caution him that the stuff could really damage his body. He barked back "Stop making me feel like a POS I don't have a problem!!" His mother chimed in "it's only a couple shots..."

::: cue all in laws getting up from table to leave to smoke, leaving my husband and I alone at the dinner table::: awesome

I hate them, they suck, they are the worst. THE WORST. Any type of intiligent conversation had gone completely out the window. Did I mention my MIL is mad that my husband quite smoking because now she had less people available to her when she wants to step out to smoke. It's all so messed up..

Some how we got on the topic of OJ Simpson the other night. Her response before I could even utter a word "he's not guilty, he never laid a finger on her...."

Lord Jesus let there be a safe and efficient way to remove these beasts from my life.

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MIl still trying to cause trouble after 20 years

Posted on Mon, Jun. 12, 2017 at 06:12 pm

Oh MIL,still up to your no good dirty tricks, after 20 years?Want to exclude me of pictures you and FIL took at the party with just you guys and hubby and our kids in it and post it on FB?LOL you just woke a sleeping giant lady.All I have to do, because you are such a insecure twat,is post DH's STEPMIL with us and our kids and watch YOU come unglued!And. You. Did. LOL!

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12 days.

Posted on Mon, Jun. 12, 2017 at 05:50 pm

We're counting how many days it takes you to bother calling.
We called 12 days ago to invite you to an event for DD. You gave us a lame excuse with a "maybe" and didn't show.
We make all the effort.
DH sees that.
He's refusing to call.

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Dear pain

Posted on Mon, Jun. 12, 2017 at 05:24 pm

Well I am sick and tired of this crap all I have to say is sorry I didn't help now would you please cut the crap already because I had enough

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you guessed it.. I hate my in lawsz

Posted on Mon, Jun. 12, 2017 at 10:31 am

what a brilliant site, I cannot believe I've just found it. I've wanted to vent about these assholes for nearly a year. anyway. my fianc├ęs parents, uncles, aunties, cousins, you name it, are all horrible people. his uncle shoots foxes in his spare time, for fun, so should probably rot in hell. aside from that, the family is a matriarchal hell controlled by ditzy overweight women who blew up at me because my partner didn't want to go on holiday with them. lush. oh and his dad.. I'm not even getting into this fella. complete jerk. 0/10. me and my partner literally just had an explosive argument because I didn't want to go to dinner with a man that murders animals and the woman that said I have 'nothing about me.' Imagine that.

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Double Standard

Posted on Mon, Jun. 12, 2017 at 08:10 am

My DH was always worried about what his family would think or say about him if we didn't attend all their functions. We got so much criticism for anything and everything we did or didn't do. Yet his saintly aunt's adult children and spouses didn't attend many of their parties, yet were exempt from criticism , guess because they were shot out his Aunt's golden vagina.

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A'holes.

Posted on Mon, Jun. 12, 2017 at 03:50 am

You are a matching pair of repulsive a'holes. You both lie and gossip, you trash talk friends and family alike and neither of you are particularly bright. This is what makes being in your company all the more nauseating.

You are BOTH as unpleasant and insufferable as each other. Crass, common, attention seeking imbeciles. You think you can bring your shit and nonsense into our home-THINK AGAIN!!!!

You will not force your company on us, you will be blocked from intruding and I don't give a flying fuck who you moan to about it. Because let's face it, you gossip about the cretins you also gossip with.

Keep your shit to yourself.

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Tales of my stupid and selfish SIL

Posted on Sun, Jun. 11, 2017 at 02:59 pm

The stories I could tell you about this self centered, childish, cheating, fake twat could go on and on.

She just posted a photo on instagram of her and my BIL and it had the longest caption underneath it about how true love is not really about having a good marriage, showing that loving each other is important and compromise, rather it's about constantly fighting and pushing the other persons buttons until you drive each other crazy, but at the end of the day realizing that is just how your relationship works and you "love" that person and can't wait to come home to them.

If that isn't the most childish and assenine thing I've ever read. They constantly fight, are threatening divorce every other week, using their first born as a pawn (already expecting number two), she cheats on him for money or for free, and is just an immature brat that berates him. He is no better because he allows her to continue to treat him this way. They deserve each other and I'm glad they've moved far away from us.

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Left behind after a stroke

Posted on Sun, Jun. 11, 2017 at 01:02 pm

I was almost killed in a car accident 3 months ago. I just started learning to walk 11 days ago. 4 days ago I had a stroke which has left me numb on the left side and now I have to relearn to use my arm and leg. I am only 42. After bringing me home from the hospital my wife took our kids out of state and left to see the in-laws (who hate me) in Iowa. I didn't object because I know everyone needs a break from my problems.
When we got married my wife wouldn't invite them to the wedding because she said they don't support the marriage and would ruin it for her... so none attended.
The in-laws tried to get her to divorce me a few months after our daughter was born. I have not gotten so much as one get well card or a phone call through out all of this. I know they want me dead so they can have her move home with our kids. I am struggling to take care of our 2 and 5 year old. I love our children more then life itself. Its why I didn't stay longer in the hospital for rehab. I need to be here for them. I want to leave my wife but I don't want to hurt our kids. For the life of me I don't know why she wont help me do my exercises or clean up some so I can use my crutches safely. If my wife was suffering I would not have left her side. Its been a struggle to clean up and I feel like if she can drive 6 hours one way to spend the weekend with in-laws who hate me, she can spend 15 minutes picking up before she abandons her husband who just had a stroke. I know men suck but there are also women who dump on men even when they are suffering. To all you women who suffer for their family - God bless you! Please keep in mind not every single man is self serving all the time.

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Sisters

Posted on Sun, Jun. 11, 2017 at 07:08 am

Sisters who put down anyone their sons, brother or cousins date or marry. They call them whores, fat, ugly etc. Funny coming from you two yellow toothed, chain smoking hags. Both have been married to a couple of losers for more than 30 years, jealous of anyone who is more successful than they are. I might feel sorry for you if I hadn't been the target of one of your smear campaigns.

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