I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Awesome MIL

Posted on Wed, Aug. 27, 2014 at 12:40 pm

To be nice... I wish she would be like Timmy and fall in a well. Minus Lassie. This woman is out to wreck anything and everything around her. She attempts to manipulate my children and turn them against the both of us. If I had the time outside of a legal career, I would take up science. I would build a big, big rocket full of lots of fuel and strap her inside. I would make sure that the evil psycho was strapped inside nice and tight and launched in space... fast. She talks all the time about having big plans for our kids this summer but what she doesn't know; Sacramento is a long distance away. And she will not have our address.

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Narcissistic Cousin

Posted on Wed, Aug. 27, 2014 at 11:33 am

Wow someone is hung up on our high school. Surprise! Surprise! All your posts are at a high school reading level and it is so not uncommon to be mistaken for high school people only mistake you for high school because you have no boobs.

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Mind you own buisiness MIL

Posted on Wed, Aug. 27, 2014 at 06:14 am

My MIL is a pain. She poisons my SO's head with bull all the time! I had scheduled to go out with friends in a few days and by coincidence, my SO told me about an upcoming concert next year and that the tickets would be on sale soon. Long story short, we had an argument a few days after I bought the tickets and my SO said "You only bought the tickets because you wanted to go out with your friends, even my mother said it seemed like you did it for that reason"

My MIL poisoned my SO with the thought I had an alteria motive behind buying her a gift.. WTF!

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Posted on Wed, Aug. 27, 2014 at 12:18 am

The husband was singing "Ding, dong the witch is dead" the other day, and I had to ask if either of his sisters or his mother died!! I wish!

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Stop with the bragging!

Posted on Tue, Aug. 26, 2014 at 11:12 pm

I know that you're almost 40 and still borrowing money from your parents, BIL. Stop buying stuff, stop letting your wife spend every dime on mani-pedi's, tanning and expensive handbags! All the while you brag about what great new stuff you have and smile as your wife shows off her new things. It's one thing to need money when you're in some sort of financial setback like losing your job or a medical emergency, but because you need to keep up appearances in front of your wife's friends? I've known you your entire adult life and I cannot believe what you've become in the past couple years. Your brother loves you, but even he is getting sick of it! Pretty soon he won't want to be around you and your pathetic show anymore either.

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I don't get it.

Posted on Tue, Aug. 26, 2014 at 10:13 pm

I cut MIL off, and SIL told me to be careful, as I'll be a MIL one day.

I don't get it. What's that supposed to mean?

That one day my future DIL will cut me off?

So conversely, is she saying that if I take their crap now, I'll be rewarded by being able to heap crap onto my future DIL, and be excused for being a crappy human being?

Has my future DIL agree to that?

Thanks for the offer. But no thank you. I'll take my chances by actually supporting my son's life.

You weirdos have such warped ideas.

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I hate them so much

Posted on Tue, Aug. 26, 2014 at 09:10 pm

So DH's grandmother calls him tonight and asks how he and our son are doing. Guess if I was hanging from a meat hook somewhere, she couldn't give a shit. Wanted to get on the phone and say "Hey bitch, I had a LITTLE BIT to do with the fact that you have a great-grandson to inquire about!!" They can all seriously kiss my ass!

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Go to Hell.

Posted on Tue, Aug. 26, 2014 at 06:14 pm

There is no funny or cute way to say it: what you all did to your wonderful grandchild, cousin and niece was CRIMINAL. Everyone now knows that you jerks are the spawn of Satan. No one does what you did, not even the most evil person. You crossed a line, en masse, and we are done with you, en masse.

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Carry On Boasting It Only Make You look Insecure!

Posted on Tue, Aug. 26, 2014 at 01:36 pm

Yes, carry on boasting Brother Inlaw about all the holidays you're taking and the places you go, but really when you boast next time can't you find something really magnificent to boast about. I mean just spending $5 on a meal is hardly anything to get jealous over is it?

You do it every time and every time I just laugh at you Mr Small time!

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Posted on Tue, Aug. 26, 2014 at 01:22 pm

When I came home from the hospital after having my first child, MIL had already made herself at home (at mine and DHs home) by trashing the place before I even got home. Laundry strewn everywhere, including her underwear hanging on the back of the dining chair. Kitchen wrecked, crap spilled all over the floor. She was only supposed to feed the dog while we were in the hospital.
Imagine my surprise, being excited to bring my child home for the first time, to our nice clean house and finally be out of the hospital..only to find MIL's underwear on display, where we eat?!

Believe it or not, I didn't say anything. I felt too much like crap after having a baby to even raise my voice. I hoped that DH would say something to her...nope.

The next day, after still feeling horrible and up all night with a baby; I decided to try to clean the house. I was cleaning the kitchen and mil yelled for DH to help her with her computer and paperwork that was also all over my kitchen table.
DH was tending to the baby, but she kept demanding and ranting that he help her that instant.
I stopped cleaning, looked at her and said "baby first".
"DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE!?" She yelled, hoping that I would back down and kiss her feet to stay.
"You're welcome to it!" I said. DH yelled my name in a angry tone. MIL knew her opportunity was now.. She threw her arms up in the air and burst out crying "I don't have to take your abuse!" She whailed as she ran out of the room.
All I could do was shake my head. Seriously, saying "you're welcome to it" is abuse? Wow.

DH yelled my name, to this day she thinks he told me off. In reality, as soon as she left, he told me not to "buy into" her craziness.
However, that doesn't excuse him for allowing her to treat us like dogs and treat our property like dirt. I'm still miffed that he would give ME the "talking to".
Just because I'm not manipulative and pretend to cry at the slightest sign of something not going the way I planned.
That is ok, there will be a time in the not so distant future when MILs manipulation will bite her.
Thankfully, everyone else thinks she is a whack job too.

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