I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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If she died

Posted on Sun, Jan. 31, 2016 at 11:06 pm

If you died, dear SIL, I would do what I always said I'd do. Go to the nearest bar and buy all present a round to celebrate! Go fuck yourself, you cold, callous, ungrateful bitch.

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Thanks for ruining kids for me

Posted on Sun, Jan. 31, 2016 at 07:22 pm

I never imagined I would have kids. I like them and made thousands (yes, thousands) babysitting throughout high school and college but I just didn't think I would want to actually have any of my own. I'm 27 and there is still plenty of time BUT...

My parents were not ready for grandkids when my brother and FSIL announce to them that FSIL was pregnant before they even got married.

Years later, she is now SIL and I have a 5 year old neice AND a 3 year old nephew.

For the past 5 years during holidays and on birthdays and when things were particularly stressful, MY OWN MOTHER would tell me, "Please don't have kids."

Brother and SIL's kids are terrible. Horribly behaved and brainless. SIL doesn't have a job and is a stay at home mom yet no extra at home pre-education has been bestowed on the children. No word identification flashcards, counting, and no reading (despite the many excellent books family has gifted them), just tablet games and movies. She lets them watch movies in bed on the tablets until they fall asleep!

I HATE my SIL and my brother for their decision and how if I ever decided one day to have children it would be overshadowed by the shitty job they have done and how it has ruined my mom and my dad for any other grandkids.

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Loser SIL

Posted on Sun, Jan. 31, 2016 at 07:04 pm

My brother decided to marry his sweetheart after they were engaged for about 3+ years. Good, about time. HOWEVER! They just couldn't keep it in their pants and she was 7 months pregnant when they said "I do". Fast forward 5 years later and they have two kids and SIL has NEVER held a job since before they were married. For the first 4 years of their marriage and the births of both kids they lived with SIL's parents. My brother worked as a truck driver and I'm sure it was comforting for her to be with her folks and get help with the kids while he was gone for days at a time on long cross-country drives.

Now the kids are pre-school and day-care age, brother and SIL moved out on their own (with help from my mom), brother stills holds down a job but SIL does JACK SQUAT! I have no clue what she does all day with or without the kids at home. They are not very bright kids and you would think being a stay-at-home-mom she would want to jump-start their education. NOPE!

My mom says she thinks SIL will get a job once both kids are in school full time. OKAYYY...that will be in three years so by the time she starts applying she will have been out of a job for 7+ years. Her only prior experience is working clothing retail and she has a degree from a small university (the school loans my brother has been paying off for her).

I know my mom "helps" them out a lot. A LOT! It is ridiculous that such irresponsible, free-loading behavior is rewarded. I deeply resent my SIL so much for not being a contributing partner in the relationship and that her parenting skills suck. The kids are terribly behaved and dumb as rocks. It is a sad, sick situation and I have very little guilt over thinking this way over my brother's children and his wife (he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed either anyway).

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CHEAP THRILL

Posted on Sun, Jan. 31, 2016 at 03:00 pm

A few times a year I purposely drive right by the in-laws' house. It's such a blissful moment knowing I don't have to stop and visit!

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creepy mo vibe

Posted on Sun, Jan. 31, 2016 at 11:44 am

We had to take a break from the inlaws because our marriage was falling apart b/c of them. Now April is getting close and even tho we are so so so much better off now that we have been away from you he will be ready to see you poor excuses of parents/grandparents. His dad is so creepy I get a mo vibe from him. I hate him around my girls all he cares about is s*x and being vulgar. Guess all I can do is enjoy my marriage while I can.

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Reason 47

Posted on Sun, Jan. 31, 2016 at 11:41 am

We got married in a hotel and decided to stay overnight. The only room available was the disabled room which was facing the wall of another building.

I was told that the bridal suite was already booked. But as n other weddings were booked that night I was a bit confused.

Until I found out who had booked the bridal suite. Just guess who?

MIL boasted about it at the wedding and showed the room off to us.

I should have ran.

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When they show you who they are...

Posted on Sun, Jan. 31, 2016 at 11:00 am

When you showed US how evil, selfish, manipulative, & truly horrid you are,

WE BELIEVED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!


Stop trying to play the victim poor me role.
You caused the problems, you showed us, you were monsters, we believed you.


Good-bye, don't care, leave us alone.

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Dream until your dreams don't come true....

Posted on Sun, Jan. 31, 2016 at 10:09 am

ILs, et al: You misunderstood. We don't care. We don't play games. We don't do terms and conditions. Hasta la vista.

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moody mil

Posted on Sun, Jan. 31, 2016 at 10:03 am

You have to laugh when she laughs; talk nothing when she is upset.she can behave 20ish when she is really 60 but DIL cant wear jeans n T shirt.she is the queen and i am maid.she cooks- whole family appreciates but i cook no one even wants to talk about it even though its delicious. Skewed.hate her

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It's still too many

Posted on Sun, Jan. 31, 2016 at 09:44 am

Most of the people in dh's family have self destructed. Some are off to jail due to felonies, some passed because of other issues and some of old age. There are three left and that's still too many. The few that are left are also losers. It's only a matter of time before they meet their maker know as jail or the like. Time will tell. Looking forward to closing that chapter too.

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