I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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MIL

Posted on Thu, Aug. 20, 2015 at 05:33 am

Why did you make such a big to-do about the fact that I don't want my man having strippers or hooters waitresses all over him before our big day? You called me insecure which is the opposite of true because I was as confident as I am now and knew EXACTLY what I wanted and didn't want before my wedding.

I wasn't nervous telling you how I felt, your opinion didn't matter as I walked away letting you know I didn't care and frankly you were straight up rude for name calling. In your words, you were so mature, classy, and oh so worldly....right!?!?! Anyways....

Apparently, it's okay for your man to have women of all shapes and sizes up on him so as a peace offering I was thinking that I'd be ever so happy to give that poor old gentleman a lap dance for you! I'm sure you would love that. :) Seeing my body looking so damn hot even after having all these rugrats! Eat your heart out, bitch!

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MIL GET YOUR OWN LIFE.

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 09:59 pm

Mil I think being in your mid fifties, it is time to have your own life. I have a list here for you that will help you start a life of your own :) So here goes!

1. Exercise! Your almost hitting above 200 pounds. All you do is eat cake, pies, junk food, lots of pizza and fast food. And the best thing about exercising is that your body creates endorphins and endorphins make you happy! Yaayyy ! Good for you! Also you can finally stop being jealous of me because I'm way skinnier than you, what a plus!

2. Stop thinking money is everything. It is not. Family is. Instead of going online to look at the latest new cars, big new houses, instead of refurnishing your house, and redoing your whole kitchen with new granite tile and living room , you can spend more time BONDING with your son and daughter.You can take them on walks, teach them how to cook, ask them how THEY feel about things . Bond with them, not throw money at them you uncaring bitch!

3.Pay attention to your husband. Just because your fat and insecure about yourself doesn't mean you can't have sex with him. Start having sex with your husband and you both would be so much happier and he wouldn't have to look at naked pictures of woman online (their all in the deleted history) . Stop making him miserable! Let him have his own interests for gosh sakes! Let him have a relationship with his own dil and son, let him talk to his own blood family that you banned him from seeing because you played the innocent victim when really your the one that started talking crap about them and backstabbed ALL the females in his family because you are jealous of them! You started that drama you conniving bitch you! Your husband is a free happy complete lovley man when he's not around you and he loves it.

4. Make your own friends! I've only met a couple and their just as fake as you. If you stopped being jealous of other woman you could have real friends to talk to,get your hair and nails done with, eat out with. Things normal best friends do you know?

5. Start reading the bible and find God , because lady ya sure need it, you need a new outlook on life badly. Or better yet! get baptized! Anything to help you learn good morals.

ONLY GOD CAN HELP THIS WOMAN GET THE EVIL DEMON OUT OF HER! Maybe even an exercissum!

Anything that helps you but please start with this list! I beg of you!

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if you have grandchildren you love...

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 09:44 pm

Mil posts all these ridiculous things on her facebook "grandkids are your heart beating outside her body" and "if you have a granchild you love more than anything" how bout you pick up the GD phone and call them?! Our kids left yalls house month ago and we bavent heard a peep since. Not even a did you make it home/was glad to see ya/good luck starting school. My husband has called numerous times but never an answer. For 2 people whi dont work yall sure are busy... too busy to pay attention to our kids anyway. Dont worry, the older one has you figured out and I'm sure the younger one will too.

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It feels so good to be bad

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 06:40 pm

My MIL just can't learn. I guess that's why she dropped out of high school at 15. I've let her know repeatedly that she will NOT disrespect me on our voicemail. She will not call me names on our voicemail and she will not manipulate DH into feeling guilty about not visiting. Every time she does (which is too often) I text her and tell her that her behavior is not okay. And that if she pulls these tricks, I will call her out every time. It's really really funny to have her flip out like an out of control two-year-old. After a simple text message saying "you need to have some accountability for your actions and quit blaming me" after the last dramatic, crying message on our voicemail. She freaked out, called the house five times in a row and cussed and screamed. Told DH to grow some balls and to leave me or stay out of her life. When DH did not give her attention, she thought she called my mother (I'm 41 and my mother hates her) and flipped out on her voicemail. I hate to admit it but I really like pulling her chain. She has hurt me so badly so many times that I rather enjoy it. I know it's bad but it's funny. Her last tantrum was unfortunate for some poor unsuspecting people with a new number.......my mother changed her phone number the last time crazy MIL called her flipping out. I really hope whoever she left a nasty message with didn't have children within earshot when they played their messages. Ha ha crazy MIL, keep the entertainment coming in.

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PLEASE dont come back for I will deny!!!

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 05:32 pm

Dear mil. We only have a limited of short time left before you come back from your vacation.

We all LOVE that your gone . Especially your husband he is so peaceful and happy in his own home relaxing, not having to hear you bitch about me and how I'm ruining your life because we don't like to see you. Get over it bitch . You made your bed now lie In it!

Also the only reason your other son wants you back sooner is so you can take him out to eat at all the lavishing expensive restraunts and drives to mcdonalds, taco bell, and chucky cheese because your fatass is too lazy to get up your leather couch and make real homemade food to eat. Your son didn't even know what potatoe and macaroni salad was one time! Ummm yeah.....:(

Only one more month GRRRRRRRR!!!! Why cant you just stay away forever!!!! Why cant you just kick the bucket already? And don't think when you come back you deserve to see your granddaughter with the snap of a finger because you haven't seen her in sooooo long. Well boo hoo your gonna have to wait your turn bitch we have our own life and we don't like to include you in because you make everything about you! Your selfish and evil. Don't think that Im going to ever think different of you. Your money, sweet tone, bribes, guilt trips are NOT going to work. The more you try, the more I will deny !!! BIOOOTCHHHH!Now go take your zanax pills you miserable old hag!

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Like My Stuff?

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 05:04 pm

Hey retarted in laws. ..like my stuff? Im glad you do because you'll NEVER be able to afford what I have. Suck it you losers!!! Ne ner ne ner ne ner!!!

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SIL, You were right!

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 03:47 pm

SIL, wow, you were right. Imagine that! While I was going through a very rough spot in my life, instead of being supportive, you were judgmental and full of lectures on 'stress.' How harmful 'stress' is. And, you were absolutely right about that. The thing is, you and your family have actually not been positive forces in either my life or the rest of my families lives. That's why, in curbing our stress, we decided to cut off YOU as well. You were actually a very bitchy form of 'stress.' Seeing you, visiting you, dealing with you in any way, shape or form. It's been like a day at the spa! In fact, I advise you to keep lecturing about 'stress' to all those you meet. If they know what's good for them, before you know it, you'll be all by yourself in the middle of nowhere, away from the rest of the good people who deserve better than to keep company with the likes of YOU.

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mIL i hate u

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 03:05 pm

Mil please trip and fall through a window 12 stories high. Splatter yo face!

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Go away in laws!

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 12:31 pm

Dear mil,fil and the goldens,for the good of mankind or just me.Go to n.a.s.a and volunteer yourselves to be put in a rocket on a one way mission to another planet.Just make sure the rocket is big enough for all your big fat asses and I'd happily do the count down to blast you all off!

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Too busy having fun, eh?

Posted on Wed, Aug. 19, 2015 at 10:14 am

Well if that's so true then why don't you stay there permanently and even better why don't you forget about us. You clearly have issues with our family. According to you, we don't contact you enough, we don't include you and your DIL is the cause for all of that because you don't take responsibility for the facts that are right in front of you.

The fact that......

You don't call us.
You are retired and you know the struggle of new working parents but because to you your DIL's job is not a real job she has all the time in the world. Daycare workers get paid but somehow it's just not the same I'm your mind. Doesn't matter if she has 4+ kids... Your ideology comes from the "make me a sandwich" variety.
You think all DIL's should be sending their FIL's snail mail pics in the digital age. You have a harddrive, a smartphone with a pic gallery and yet you think you are entitled to order women around.
You find little ways to get in what you think are jabs at us but really it's just part of you pushing us away so you can continue your DIL smear campaign.
You intentionally planned one of your visits to spite your DIL. She let you visit when she could have refused and you made sure she knew you weren't stock breed when you made a petty comment before you walking out the door when your visit was over.


These are all the reasons we have distanced ourselves from you. We don't have to cut you off or seek vengeance because your behavior is revenge enough for us. You are a miserable man and we just want you to be respectful or stay the hell away.

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