I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Narrow minded bible thumpers

Posted on Sun, Mar. 04, 2018 at 04:10 pm

MIL and FIL are such bigots and so narrow minded only their opinions are right. I became vegan awhile ago and FIL proceeds to trash vegans on his Facebook saying horrible things about them. I am the only vegan he knows so ithe horrible names were directed at me. I can’t stand these people thank god we barley ever see them. Just could down the day until these judgemental horrible people die.

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Keep pretending I don't exist

Posted on Sun, Mar. 04, 2018 at 04:02 pm

Never get calls, texts, Facebook comments, NOTHING until I fucking piss my mother in law off or my sister in law... Then MAGICALLY they know my number. Even will text my husband saying they don't have me on Facebook or my number. So fucking done being made out to be the bad guy when I haven't even said all of 2 words to these people in 16 months!!!

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Posted on Sun, Mar. 04, 2018 at 03:21 pm

I’ve figured it out. You are aliens who have taken on the form of humans. You fooled everybody for a long time but now I’m on to you. Your bizarre behavior gave you away. Let me break it down for you:

The other night, you told us that after your upcoming visit you plan on taking our toddler home with you and then you then gave us a look like we were supposed to thank you for announcing our child’s abduction in advance. Then you told us that letting you take the child home with you is “good for the grandparents.” On earth, we tend to put the needs of children first so that’s why we were hurt when you suggested that we were just being overprotective. The reason why we don’t want to send her home with you is that we enjoy the few hours a day that we get to spend with her. This is a quintessentially human trait.

Whatever species you belong to seems to resent their children. This is demonstrated by your reaction to your other child’s request for help with childcare when your other grandchild was sick. When you laid on the guilt, it made it clear that you saw them as takers who have the gall to make demands of your time. Oddly enough, the very next day you demanded that we give you a week of our toddler’s life so you could show her off to your friends. Clearly, your perception of the world is informed by some mysterious extraterrestrial logic.

Finally, you apparently rely on psychic communication that humans are not capable of understanding. For example, when we came to visit you and you were upset because we used your normal coat rack and not the rented coat rack that you never told us about. First of all, who rents a god damn coat rack? Second, if you expect us to do something then you have to use some form of human communication so that we can meet your needs. Speech, sign language or even charades would work just fine.

In closing, I am pretty sure that you are both something other than human. My guess is alien but you could also be robots programmed to impersonate humans. This would explain your complete lack of self-awareness. There is s third possibility. It may be possible that you are in fact fully human but that you are just self-absorbed babyboomer assholes. You want kids/grandkids around when they make you look good but you want them to disappear when no one is watching. In any case, try to do a better job. If not for your own kids than do it for your grandchildren. Imagine what your friends would think of you if they actually like you!

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Hold the booze

Posted on Sun, Mar. 04, 2018 at 07:39 am

One last visit to dying mil
I’m sure she will get her last insult in on her death bed
Goal. Shut up and be civil
Like I have tried for 30 years
Too late to fix it

But I better be stone cold sober or I may slip
As there is a volcano inside ready to explode

And my
In laws like to hit the bottle

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So f***en entitled

Posted on Sun, Mar. 04, 2018 at 03:32 am

There is nothing more unappealing as watching your BIL wear his privilege like a badge of honour. You think because your parents are wealthy it makes you better that everyone else? News flash. It makes you look like a spoiled, entitled, ungrateful, sub-par twat.

Your parents have handed your financial security on a platter. You relish in the fact that other members haven't been given the same opportunities. Yet you still try to freeload and take advantage of us. We are people who have worked hard on own merits without the privileges you received. All you care about is what you can get out of us because you are entitled and ungrateful and unappreciative.

You complained about having to spend money on presents for our expanding family. My son wasn't even born when you begrudged having to spend money on him. Yet you don't hesitate to travel the world in business class and send your children to private schools.

I am so glad my DH was not spoiled like you, because if he was, he definitely would not have got a ring on it.

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The Pink Dress

Posted on Sun, Mar. 04, 2018 at 02:29 am

So, I have announced that the motif for my wedding should be Turquoise/ Mint Green or Pastel blue

Sister-in-law was part of the entourage. Guess what.. SHE WORE PINK because according to her she doesn’t look good in anything blue..

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From Now On...

Posted on Sun, Mar. 04, 2018 at 12:37 am

I will go straight for your jugular! So, bring it you bitches.

I don’t care if your son doesn’t like it, I have had enough of your trying to control every damn thing that happens between us.

So I dare you! Say something, I will straight up bitch you out and deal with you.

I no longer give a fuck.

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Who would not talk bad about you

Posted on Sat, Mar. 03, 2018 at 05:58 am

Mil , you bother me all the time . You live around the corner and harass me all the time . How the hell does your ass of a son think that I will not talk about you . Your constantly bullying me and I wish that you were out of my life so the bullying would stop your a mean mean mean person .

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I can’t stand her!!!

Posted on Sat, Mar. 03, 2018 at 04:40 am

Why would you ask me if I would help your mother who treats me so bad all the time . I would call someone to help her but I would not because she would lie and make up a story about how I did something wrong when I was trying to help. And you know it’s true

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Posted on Sat, Mar. 03, 2018 at 04:38 am

It’s been 4 years since I saw my inlaws, 3 and 1/2 since I spoke to them on the phone. What they probably don’t realize is I had their number more than a year before I stood up to them. I preferred to just be polite yet distant for my husband’s sake. They couldn’t have that, once they realized I couldn’t be manipulated they continue to push. Portraying me as the bad guy and themselves as the victim. It was very stressful because my husband wanted me to continue to have contact even though it made me so anxious I became physically ill. But I stood my ground and now he can’t stand to be around them either.

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