I Hate My Inlaws!

Die already!

Posted on Mon, Dec. 01, 2014 at 12:39 pm

Dear Mother In Law,
Father in law will be dead soon, it's a fact. I'm so excited to watch you crash and burn. Who will buy your cigarettes? Who will pay the mortgage that is STILL not paid off? Who will pay for that expensive car? You're barely high school educated so it isn't like your little job will be able to keep you afloat. Are you secretly hoping that your oldest son and witch of a daughter in law (the one with fake blonde hair and a big nose) will take you in? Well, I've got news for you, they won't take you in because that bitch of a woman your son married won't ever allow that. And guess what? we're all the way up north, 3,000 miles away from you, and we don't talk to you. We're excited to see if you end up on food stamps and in low income housing.

PS
I'll be at father in laws funeral, I'll be the one in a vibrant colored dress to celebrate with a champagne bottle toasting to the wonderful news!

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