I Hate My Inlaws!

Puffy's New Paramour

Posted on Tue, May. 15, 2012 at 09:36 pm

Wanna laugh? This is all true.

Puffy the Dragon is 83 years old and has got herself a new live-in boyfriend. He is a nasty, smelly old chain smoker who wears the few strands of hair he has left all slickered back like Elvis. He is a leftover from the 60's I guess because he uses terms like "hep cat" and ends every sentence with "baby".... like this... "Where's the bathroom, baby?" "What time is it, baby?" He also drinks like a fish. I believe he thinks he's Sammy Davis Jr.

It's amazing he is still alive as old as he is with all that smoking and drinking. Oh and I might also mention that he is married to someone else and is just shacking up with the Puffster while his wife lives out her final days in a nursing home.

Since my MIL has the temprament (and appearance) of a cape buffalo, they fight constantly to the joy of the other residents in the senior citizen complex. It must be awful for them. In fact, I am wondering which of their neighbors is going to sneak in and turn the gas on while they're asleep.

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