I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Irony . . .

Posted on Tue, Sep. 14, 2021 at 03:52 pm

LOL. Did you just post something that says, "before you argue with someone, ask yourself, "is this person mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of a different perspective? If not, there is no point to argue."

And was this very same post "liked" by a bunch of people who constantly try to bully others into accepting their crabbed interpretation of the Constitution, the Bible, and the Methodist Book of Discipline?

Irony is officially dead!

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Why Is It?

Posted on Tue, Sep. 14, 2021 at 01:35 pm

Why is it every time I shop at my local market, Dear SIL just so happens to be shopping there too?

I saw you, SIL, in the bakery section. I saw how you just happen to turn away from my direction to look at items because you saw me. So I left. After 30 plus years of putting up with your phoniness and lies I don’t want to be in the same building with you.

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I am here to protect my husband from you.

Posted on Mon, Sep. 13, 2021 at 07:12 pm

He's so idealistic about you, his mother, that he just can't see that you are a sociopath. My daughter, however, does see it. The last conversation we had, she told me how lucky she was to have me as a mother (even though you think I am a terrible mother and you tried to take her away from me and raise her with your pedophile creep 4th husband). She also said, "Grandma really isn't a good person." She also knows about your genetic oddities and (because she passed AP biology), how extremely unlikely it is that you are my husband's biological parent. Pro tip: if you have two X-linked recessive mutations, it is EXTREMELY unlikely that your biological son would not be positive for at least one of these mutations, even factoring for X-inactivation. But we shall see. Next time we meet, I will wear my red and green shirt to see if you can differentiate between the two. You're lucky I'm a pacifist and refuse to cut you to see how long it takes you to clot. Bitch.

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Byeeee

Posted on Sun, Sep. 12, 2021 at 08:40 pm

Welp, FIL has lived with us exactly two weeks and is threatening to leave. He has some toilet issues and refuses to take steps to ameliorate them, such as wear disposable underwear when sleeping or throw out soiled underwear and buy new. Nope, either we wash them in our 1800$ washing machine or he’s leaving. Also, this whole time I have been his DIL, I have been nothing but nice to him. I put my foot down about poop, and now apprently ‘we haven’t ever gotten along’, according to him. Welp, bye old man. Go back to your own house and rot. Your son is willing to forego all inheritance to unburden us of you. It’s not really a threat if you leave and, now that I know you have hated me for years, I don’t have to listen to your asinine stories about food anymore. Yay! I’m free! Whenever you start talking, I’m just going to go into the other room. You have made me so happy.

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Truth Finally Emerges

Posted on Sat, Sep. 11, 2021 at 11:25 am

My husband is an alcoholic. Has been for at least the past 10 years. The lies that he has told his parents and family to protect their vision of him have completely estranged me from their family. I have been NC for 5 years now.

Now my husband says that he's told everyone the truth.

* I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH MY BROTHER-IN-LAW
* IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE DRINKS
* WHEN HE FELL IN THE KOI POND, IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS DRUNK, I DIDN'T PUSH HIM AND I TRIED TO GET HIM OUT.
* HE HAS DRIVEN DRUNK WITH ME. HE DECIDED TO DRINK A HALF BOTTLE OF VODKA WHILE I WAS NAPPING ON A ROAD TRIP
* HE HAD AN EMOTIONAL AFFAIR FOR THE FIRST 6 YEARS OF OUR MARRIAGE WITH A WOMAN HE'D HAD RELATIONS WITH BEFORE.

NOW do you see why I kick him out, yall? MIL, FIL - - how's that enabling working for you? Will you ever hold your son accountable for what he does, or will you continue to make the the scapegoat? Baaaaa-aaaaaaaa, bitches. I don't mind. I stopped trying to have a relationship with any of you weirdos. Ya'll are too matereialistic, judgemental, and just plain mental. I can't hang.

I am glad that my name has been vindicated, though. Until you figure out something else to blame on me.

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Ha ha you wish

Posted on Fri, Sep. 10, 2021 at 06:51 pm

Oh, I see your stupid posts, you manky bitch. How presumptuous of you to suppose that we would seek your forgiveness, let alone your trust. You were the one who conned my MIL into disinheriting her son (my DH) and substituted your butterface daughter for her own granddaughter. Then, when that wasn't enough for you, you had to pursue your batshit crazy, convicted felon biological mother whom you hadn't seen for 30 years. That's how pathologically needy you are. LOL. I remember your maudlin posts when you turned 40 ("men will no longer find me an object of desire!") Aren't you married? Why do you need multiple men to deem you a sexpot? It's not as if you ever were one, even when you were 30. I have a picture of you next to a picture of your cockapoo. The resemblance is astounding. No forgiveness sought. No trust or friendship desired. Zero fucks given.

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Your favorite child

Posted on Fri, Sep. 10, 2021 at 09:13 am

You want us to split up.
Don't think I don't know it.
You accept your son in law for being an alcoholic.... when isn't he drinking. Oh wait that works for you because your an alcoholic as well.
Your favorite son he's your pride and joy.
His lazy wife is your favorite. Your always helping them aren't you.
You know why you help them... because if you didn't they wouldn't be able to maintain their marriage.
Did you know your son had sex with escorts on his bachelor party?
He's SUCH A GOOD BOY! isn't he.
🤣

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Country Grammar

Posted on Fri, Sep. 10, 2021 at 07:48 am

My favorite thing about you is how you were a public educator for 30+ years, yet you cannot differentiate between the possessive "your" and the contraction "you're".

Good heavens! The thought of all the children that must have been left behind.;)

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Bully

Posted on Wed, Sep. 08, 2021 at 11:43 pm

Your a bully
You put people down to lift yourself up
(Even though your a 300+ lb) balding woman
Guess it feels as good as eating a bag of family sized chips.
To you the bags never half full its always half empty.
You look miserable
Act miserable
Talk miserable
You disgust me
You may try and use and abuse us but you use and abuse food and booze more . Keep hurting yourself. Your a real winner.

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P.S

Posted on Wed, Sep. 08, 2021 at 06:03 pm

By the way dear bil. You know how you hate your MOM? And how selfish she is?Haaaaaaaa! YOU are JUST like HER!!!!!!!!!!

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