I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Stay Away

Posted on Mon, May. 20, 2019 at 05:57 am

Why are you trying to be so friendly now? After ignoring us for the most part you are so fake. You must not be getting enough attention from your usual source. I should feel sorry for you because I do think you have mental health issues, but you are so arrogant and overbearing I can’t muster up sympathy for you.

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12 Steps

Posted on Sun, May. 19, 2019 at 10:12 am

It has been almost 2 months since you texted me poisonous insults, attacking me, my 6-year-old, my 14-year-old, my family in another state, and my friendsin another city. You even texted my husband and attacked him. Then you unfriended my 14-year-old on social media. What kind of adult aunt are you? What kind of human being are you? Oh yeah, the kind who downs an entire bottle of cheap wine at holiday gathering last year, warns me and my husband that our funny social media posts will get us in trouble and diagnosed my 6-year-old with a mental disorder because you were an RN for, like, a year back in the 90s. You are a lunatic, a freak, a prude who doesn't sleep with her own husband and finds something wrong with everyone. You rejoice when something bad happens to someone (you were giddy that your own sister gained 4 pounds and then told me that she and her husband are alcoholics....guess it takes one to know one, huh?). Honestly, since we decided to kill your existence from our lives, the last 2 months have been quiet and drama-free. I do, however, recommend the 12 steps for you. You are a psychotic, deranged woman with no love in your life, and you need to find a higher power. I pity you.

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Reminder To You MIL

Posted on Sun, May. 19, 2019 at 09:36 am

I’ve already written it once and mailed it to you, but here it goes again!

YOUR ANGER IS NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY!!!

You have been given way too much info. Whatever you’ve been given is clearly too much for you to handle. Guess what? The info train has STOPPED!

What goes on in our life is NONE of your business. Go be gone.

I’ve seen that photo of you sulking on a barstool at your local hangout. You look pathetic. In fact, when I look at it, the caption needs to say, “it puts the lotion in the basket!”

You’re scary, you old shrew, leave us alone!

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Thankyou for lying- you just digged your own grave

Posted on Sun, May. 19, 2019 at 09:23 am

My dearest evil bitch of a Mother in Law:

I've came on this platform several times to post my displeasure and agony that you've brought me, mainly as a desperate attempt to air my grievances somehow. However I knew that you were here to stay, and I had nowhere out of your evil claws except only after your death.

We live together simply because I pited that you are an old widow. Despite my sympathies for you, you continuously create hell in me and your son's newly wedded life.

First was your disgusting habits. Dirty floor rag used to cover a bowl of soup for your son? Are you trying to feed him or make him sick? And how I had to beg you to bathe when I realised I cant remember the last time you took a shower? "Oh I dont sweat so I dont stink. Dont worry, I always smell good." Are you FUCKING kidding me? Do you know I can tell where you are in the house even when I'm not looking..simply because you reek so bad?? A trail of bad cloud follows you from your room because you have a lovely habit of keeping laundry in your closet- even when they are wet! Common sense hello?? I can go on and on about your dubious hygiene practices but you are alot more fun to talk about when we address your lying habits.

You lie about every.single.fucking.thing, even when I asked after you in attempt to take better care of you. You can go on and on lying about a single matter for days, pinning all faults on our neighbours and son and everyone else....except yourself. When the truth came out, you simply shrugged it off and hide in your room, hoping that it will just go away because you are not there to address it. You've caused so much confusion and embarrassment to me and my husband because we get different versions of your stories. The thing is, you suck at lying. You dont cover your tracks well and anyone with simple logical sense can quickly uncover your lies. Many times I chose to just let it go because it challenges my intelligence just to argue for the truth. When you took away something in the house and found me looking, you had the cheek to come beside me and ask me if I managed to find it. Thanks for your concern...BUT HOW WOULD I, WHEN YOU ALREADY STOLE IT???? Once again I eventually knew it was you because I found tracks and evidence that could only be left by you. This happens constantly, almost a daily affair. I let it all go, because you birth my husband and I love him.

But today, when I found that you've been going through my private belongings, which were labelled brightly with my name (you fucking blind, bitch?) and kept away neatly....and helping yourself to whatever you fancy.... YOU OFFICIALLY DUG YOUR OWN GRAVE. As usual, u gave different versions of the incident when questioned by me and your son separately (tip: if you really need to lie, how about you stick to one story and REMEMBER it??). Because I truly know what you are made of now, I had recorded our conversation so there was no more confusion. The best part is, the lie you told wasnt even physically feasible!! It was just a simple matter of fitting the stolen item into the said space you stole from...and your son knew what you said wasn't possible. But of course, being the dear ole you...what is a case of thef without lying? The finale was....you had the AUDACITY to tell your son that you are angry at me for accusing you. YOU ARE ANGRY AT ME? FOR STEALING FROM ME?? Just how many times do you go to church for that makes this okay and "god approved"?

Thankfully because of your beautiful track record and this particular episode, your son and me have came to a beautiful decison: that you are going to be removed from the house!!! Are you as excited as I am?? Cux I am beyond ecstatic! I even popped a really expensive champagne to celebrate it! We will be downgrading you to a non-gated community, a place where you used to describe as "low class" and "where commoners live" (your words, not mine). And and and!!! The best part is.... it will be done on the cheap! And I know you will hate it, because everything that touches your sacred (but stinky) body must be expensive. With class. With quality. But why, really?? A cheap budget will be better suited for your cheap character, a true reflection of your personality and worth. Because trust me, you can pile yourself with a mountain of Chanels, Rolexs and Hermes....and it wouldn't make a fucking speck of difference, when your loved ones uncover for themselves your lies and actions, and judge you for the disgusting person that you are.

-From me and my middle fingers to you ♡

PS: Alternatively, you can also do everyone and yourself a favour and just drop dead now. Just a suggestion. ♡

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There's nothing more freeing than unfriending them

Posted on Sat, May. 18, 2019 at 08:19 pm

For nine years I've had to sit back and watch my inlaws shower affection and praise on my sister in law and even DH's ex, but alienate me, both in person and online.
This past week was my birthday, and upon seeing the generic post I got compared to the short stories they both got I decided to give myself a present and unfriend them all. Not just MIL, GMIL, BIL, SIL, and even the cousin I had on there all got the heave ho (Wouldn't want anyone feeling left out of getting unfriended ;)) I purposely didn't block them so they could see that no, I didn't delete my FB, that I unfriended them, and the funny part is that I kept two mutual friends with my MIL; both coworkers of hers due to being friendly with them without any correlation to her.
I told DH if there's drama about this that he can tell them why I did it because I'm pulling out of their family, they never wanted me to be a part of their lives and have spent nearly ten years drilling this into my head, why should they get to be a part of mine and see the same activities of daily life and happy moments that my friends and actual family get to?
Its already a huge weight off my shoulders knowing I won't ever have to see another post about worshipping his ex, or 778686 photos of BIL and SIL's kids and how life has no meaning unless you're a parent (I'm childless and on my second miscarriage thanks to endometriosis)
I encourage everyone out there; unfriend your inlaws, you'll feel better. :D

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Lonely Old Lady

Posted on Fri, May. 17, 2019 at 11:05 am

Over the last 20+ years you have been such a nasty, miserable bitch that it is truly over for me. I have not attended any events that you require us to attend. You have been cut out of Thanksgiving for about 8 years and Christmas now about 3. You had a birthday recently where me, your own son, and grandchildren did not attend or even acknowledge you in any way. Now look back on last Sunday. Mother's Day. You stopped by for a few minutes on your way to your santimonious church. I know why you were here. You had no intention of wishing me a happy mothers day. You wanted to see if we had anything for you. You admired my flowers, card and my children cleaning the kitchen after making me breakfast (so sweet!). But there was nothing for you was there. In fact, I forgot you even existed, so imagine how surprised I was to see you make your entrance. I didn't even get out of my chair to wish you a happy day. I just sat there in my pajamas drinking coffee. You see, you have ruined enough holidays, birthdays and special events that every step on every bridge has been burned. There is no going back. In fact, when you try to say something nice you are so sugary fake that people are actually embarrased for you. You have been so nasty for almost 80 years that you can't even pretend to be nice. You are such a selfish bitch you have no relationship with your grandchildren. They feel nothing for you and don't even factor you into the equation. Guess who is getting old and will need help soon (your breaking down I can see it). You are going to be a very lonely old lady. I will actually take joy in knowing that you are alone and that nobody cares. You earned it!

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Ridiculous

Posted on Fri, May. 17, 2019 at 07:20 am

MIL is a venomous Trump hater. Fine, that's your opinion and right. But your poisoning my kids. In our home we respect the President as the President should be. In our house we realize that personality doesn't mean anything. I can dislike someone's personality but agree they do a job well. Why, why is this so hard to understand? Your hatred and ranting are turning us away from you. It makes you unstable and angry. LGBTQ or whatever crap they want to call themselves must realize they do not get special rules and rights. We all have the same rights. No, they cannot and should not be allowed to marry in a Catholic church. I cannot marry a woman in a Catholic church, we have the same rights. I will cut you out of our life like the cancer you are. What if he was to win re-election? My God I have to tolerate this for four more years???? Nonsense. You best right your pea brain and concentrate on things that matter to your daily life. Sure maybe Trump is sexist. Maybe he is a jerk but he is doing the job he was hired to do. Get a life loser!

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Having a panic attack about the holidays

Posted on Fri, May. 17, 2019 at 04:56 am

It’s only May and I’m already having panic attacks about the holidays. I used to love the holidays but after spending 13 of them with you, they’re completely ruined. DH says we only have to keep going til you die. I just wonder when that will be.

SIL - why are you the in-law in town? You are the most disingenuous person I’ve ever met. Your anorexia covered up by food issues is exhausting. I can’t blame you for my daughter’s anorexia but it’s hypocritical how you don’t exert any patience when we all had to tolerate your issues.

MIL - I just wish I had another one. Cannot wait until your interference is done. You barely raised your kids, your housekeeper did everything so now you want to raise mine without doing the work.

FIL - I used to like you but you raised a spoilt brat and married a fake woman.

I need to make some money and travel away from you all during Christmas.

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I had enough

Posted on Fri, May. 17, 2019 at 03:15 am

Go home bitch. Just go home. I'll be so happy to see you go. You baby a grown ass man. Your thirsty for his attention. Hello bitch he has a wife and kids that your coming in between. Well most of all he can pour that energy in to the kids sense I'm the only one doing it. He comes home from work and spends time with you. When I'm cooking you take it upon yourself to take over. Because no one can do it better than you. I feel like if I stay in the marriage this is what I have to look forward to. I love my kids..But not to the point to when the grow up, and have a family of there own I bring my ass over for a visit months on end, and become a over barring bitch 😑. (That I and my kids the ones that are old enough to pick up on your bullshit) Can't wait to see you go. hubby thinks she's so wonderful. I liked her untill she would come and visit and never fucken leave.(I didn't know she would try to take over) when you visit some ones home sit down and be a guest damn. So next time she comes for a long visit, I'm running for the hills. I will never go visit her house. So she can become 10 times worse. Your going to make your son a single man to where no one wants to be with him because of your over barring ass. (He's not a toddler BITCH )

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Must be rough...

Posted on Thu, May. 16, 2019 at 06:28 pm

SIL, you're not truly my SIL anymore, because, I'm one of those who has proven you CAN divorce your poisonous ill-wishing in-laws AND keep your marriage intact. Anyway, I send my condolences as you wrestle with the delicious tray of karma served to you. You tried so hard to shelter your kids from the world. Kept them locked up on the homestead away from normalcy, diversity and vastness of humanity while pounding Bible verses into their heads. But, as you know, just by looking out your window and watching wildlife, Mother Nature doesn't moralize. Mother Nature goes at it with abandon. You're clutching in desperation to marry off your teenage daughters in an effort to prevent any 'sin.' Don't you know how it goes in Conservative homes? The kids aren't more 'righteous!' They're just more SNEAKY! It's only a matter of time before one of those hot guys in town asks for your daughter's number. She won't know him from church, but he'll see her for who she is, not who her smug and self-righteous personality disordered parents want and DEMAND her to be. He won't be a pastor's kid, your ideal, but he'll be his own good man. He might just be good without God! Imagine that! And, though you're dead to me, I want our nieces to know that they'll forever have an aunt who will never slut-shame them and who will be here when they end up with failed marriages because they went straight from the homestead to the confines of a new man to guard their 'purity.' We'll be here supporting whatever moves they make in an effort to recover from the stifling and CRUEL childhood experienced at the hands of Bible-thumping narcissists who always loved their beliefs more than their children. Be well!

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