I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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God loving but sinful sister-in-law

Posted on Wed, Apr. 21, 2021 at 10:22 am

My sister-in-law is ruining our family. She claims to be a strong Christian woman but doesn’t portray it when it comes to family. She claims that she treats everyone with respect the way God wants us to and loves all just as the Bible says. She’s driving me up the wall! She homeschools her kids to shelter them from the world and dictates everything and anything they eat. This doesn’t seem too bad, but whenever we get together as a family she always makes comments about the meal being served as well as what they can and cannot do. She shelters her three kids from everything. She does not allow them to have sugar at home and gets really upset if grandma or grandpa offers them one cookie while out their house. Come on! They’re kids! They deserve to have some sugar especially if it’s from grandma and grandpa. She also is very mean to my mother-in-law. They recently got into a huge fight after one of the kids was asking about The Covid vaccine. As you can imagine, my sister-in-law is a huge anti-vaxer. My young niece was just asking why some people are getting the vaccine. Grandma responded by saying that everyone has a choice and it’s up to each person individually to decide if they want the vaccine or not. Well my little niece, went home that day and told mom about the conversation. Apparently my sister-in-law took it as they were saying that those who don’t get the vaccine are bad and not thinking of others. That is not how the conversation went but my sister-in-law refused to believe the real side of the story. She is believing my eight-year-old Niece and has now banned the whole family from talking to anyone. It’s tearing us all apart. We were going to go on a family trip this August but grandma and grandpa have already canceled it. I really wish my sister-in-law would just keep her nose out of everyone’s business and let everyone have their own opinions without trying to ruin it and make it seem like she is in the right with everything. I really hate her right now but I really wish we could just get along and move past this.

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Aw, shucks. You shouldn’t have.

Posted on Wed, Apr. 21, 2021 at 05:57 am

This is the most ridiculous BS ever, you psychotic fool.

You just keep on crying out to your ancient, repetitive sky daddy while people with BRAINs live in the scientifically proven present. BTW - this includes paganism, for future reference, as that is just as steeped in unscientific BS.

So, yay! No spells for you, Dogg. Back to your insult drawing board.

Also, if you’re going to continue challenging MY wit online and trying to compete with my turn of phrase please consult a dictionary, thesaurus and (heck, why not?) rhymezone.

Oh, and check the redundancy- repeating the same word over and over is not how I roll. So, step up to the plate and come correct.

Especially since you can’t cum correct, incel imbecile.

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Witchcraft InLaws

Posted on Tue, Apr. 20, 2021 at 07:20 pm

Everybody beware of in-laws that were just with you because you said you would marry them to keep them out of jail as a juvenile mistake of wanting to be cool and then you finally got old enough to get away from them and then they just started falling around with witchcraft and trying to mess your life up and talk to you all throughout the day with witchcraft and ask you to come back into the staged marriage. It was a staged marriage in every sense of the word but they like to come around and say everything otherwise with witchcraft; that they didn’t tell you they knew how to do I told you and your family that they were Christian like you were I would never have anything to do a devil worshiper witchcraft.Go Figure.#Stupid #Everybody pray them off of me and out of my life. The rest of the way.

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Take Responsibility

Posted on Tue, Apr. 20, 2021 at 04:21 am

AIL , SIL’s , and assorted cousins do you tell people you have no idea why my husband is so distant from you? Or do you blame me and proudly tell them that you treated me like crap because I’m not good enough for your family? Or do you alternate between the two? Can you just admit for once your hatred of me is greater than your love for my husband.

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Wishing on a shooting Star Wars

Posted on Mon, Apr. 19, 2021 at 02:26 pm

You: Star Wars, this. Star Wars that. Blah blah, the force is real. Jedi is a recognized religion. La di dah do. I use meditation to gain force like strength. Zippy dippy yuk yuk yuk.

Us: You have absolute(ly NO) power. Yes.

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A miracle?

Posted on Sun, Apr. 18, 2021 at 02:29 am

The neighbor inlaws entertained guests.

They were considerate by not blasting music late into the evening and they didn’t yell and scream while getting drunk.

It was nice. I even was able to go sit and enjoy my backyard and not hear husbands nephew yell out his sexual history while drunk.

Maybe his recent experience with drunk driving (again) and hitting a car parked in the the owners driveway made a impression.

If not, I will start calling the sheriff when I see him drive off drunk. He could of killed the home owner verses crashing his car and leaving the scene. Oh, he is a teacher who smokes pot in his driveway by the way and it isn’t for pain relief.

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So, your acceptance and understanding was a farce?

Posted on Sat, Apr. 17, 2021 at 08:45 pm

I mean, that’s the only explanation I can figure.

You sent me gifts when I was hospitalized for a breakdown. You espoused free thinking and declared yourself liberal. You claim to be an advocate of appropriate treatment of people with neurodiversity, like myself.

I respected you for these things. If only I had known that, in the end, you’d not just turn on me but you’d HELP orchestrate my public shaming.

You attacked me online and you hacked into my phone. You helped perpetuate my mental and emotional distress with little regard even for my children and how all of this might affect them.

Seriously? They’re the only innocents in all of this. Did you stop to think that throwing me under the bus would have a negative effect on these kids? Did you even care?

I always thought you were a good and loyal friend and not just a BIL. Wow, how wrong was that?

You didn’t have to join the anti-me train. You could have disembarked at any of the many, many stops along the way.

But you didn’t. You helped destroy someone with a disability that they cannot always control.You demonstrated nothing but blatant disregard for my mental and emotional well-being and treated me like trash.

I hope you’re happy and enjoyed the time you put towards hurting me. I hope you’re proud of how you treated my vulnerability like it meant nothing.

You are way more callous and uncaring than I previously believed. It makes me feel sad.

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“Out of room...”

Posted on Sat, Apr. 17, 2021 at 01:33 am

I gave Mil pictures of the children and noticed that she never displayed them. She had pictures of her daughters children everywhere.

I asked her why she didn’t put one of the pictures on her refrigerator. She said she was out of room for pictures.

I bought her picture frames, she said she didn’t want to make more nail holes in her walls.

Fast forward, she wasn’t invited to our home anymore due to her being herself.

She barged in one time and looked around and said where is a picture of me?

I said nothing.

She asked to look at photo albums. She looked and looked. She asked again where is a picture of me?

Funny how that works.....

I was thinking to myself that we just don’t have room for a picture of her or even her being in our home period......

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Bitch Sister in Law

Posted on Fri, Apr. 16, 2021 at 10:11 pm

SIL is married to my husband’s brother and she is the most passive aggressive self centred spineless bitch I have ever met. She is constantly doing passive aggressive things towards me over social media, and then acting like the sun shines out of her ass. Then I posted one thing and she flipped my brother-in-law called DH saying his wife is distraught because of my post (maybe you should see a therapist if a post is going to send you off the edge) well guess what I dont fucking care. You two have treated me terribly for years and I just dont care anymore. I know you think the world revolves around you but it doesn’t. This is how crazy she is she was having and event for one of her kids and I didn’t attend because I was on vacation in vegas and they were fuming that I didn’t attend, Im sorry but I must have missed the memo about my life revolving around you assholes and your snott nosed children. Never-mind that they don’t attend any of our stuff it’s actually hilarious the way they behave.

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To my basic, basement BIL

Posted on Fri, Apr. 16, 2021 at 02:32 pm

Hiya, cray! How YOU doin’?

I’ve decided to speak to you in a way your basement dwelling, gamer ass might actually understand. So, in the vein of our favorite Portal cyber bitch:

“This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
Huge success
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Actual Science
We know what we must because it’s true.
Proven good for all of us
Except the ones you made dead.

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You‘ll just keep on killing 'til you run out of cake
And the murder gets done with your big friggin’ gun
BUT some people you’ve left still alive.

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you went and tried to kill me.
Marked my damn forehead.
With some kind of poison worse than fire.
As it burned it hurt because
I used to love you.

Wow these point’s you’re making are a beautiful lie.
But your flawless data didn’t release on time.

So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the truth I learned
And the best thing? I am still alive!

So go ahead and hate me
I now know how strong I am inside.
Maybe you’ll find someone else to love you.
Maybe my children?
That was a joke, haha, fat chance.
Anyway, this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist.

Look at me still talking when there's living to do.
When I look back then it makes me glad I'm not you.
Your experiment is done, there is nowhere you can run
From the people who are still alive.

And believe me I AM STILL ALIVE!

I'm really thriving and I'm STILL ALIVE!

I feel fantastic and I'm STILL ALIVE!

You couldn’t hurt me, I am STILL ALIVE!

When the drugs kill you I’ll be STILL ALIVE!

STILL ALIVE!

SO ALIVE!”

Nice try, though, ya fucking psychopath. How does it feel to be powerless and have NO control over us anymore? I bet it stings. Here, have some more cake. I promise it isn’t a lie. ;)

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