I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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dear husbands family.

Posted on Thu, Nov. 15, 2018 at 11:13 pm

I HATE all of y’all. I know y’all only tolerate to be fake for him. I’ve heard each of one y’all talk about me. Y’all really love to run to my husband and pretend to give a s*** about your grandkid or niece or nephew. But birthdays have passed unnoticed. Christmas and other holidays have gone unnoticed. And I won’t even put in effort to tolerate y’alls fake a**es for my husband or kids. F*** Each of y’all.

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It’s not your house

Posted on Thu, Nov. 15, 2018 at 10:40 pm

When I was 4 weeks postpartum, my in-laws came to pick up their car that had broken down while visiting right after my baby was born. They went home in a rental and left the car at a repair place. They came and stayed 4 days, while staying with us my FIL decided to replace the light fixture in our guestroom with a ceiling fan. Sounds like a nice thing except he didn’t bother to ask or get input from anyone befpre buying it. My husband comes and gets me when the light is already down and the ceiling fan half installed to make sure I was okay. My FIL is all like MIL is hot in here in an angry voice when I seem upset. So if I say no you can’t put up this thing I didn’t want and didn’t pick out I’m the hateful witch, because MIL is hot. Something she’s never bothered to mention in the 12 years we’ve been in our house. This after FIL just butchered one of my bushes last year because it was too tall even after I told my MIL I didn’t want them to touch it. I hate them and now O have spend Christmas with them every year at our house for a week because DH is an only child and we want to stay at home with our new baby. I can’t stand them and their selfish disrespectful behavior.

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Selfish FIL

Posted on Thu, Nov. 15, 2018 at 05:53 pm

I hate my selfish FIL. He has abused his sons and daughters their whole childhoods and still continues to try to control them to this day even though they are in their 40s. His children all have problems now with drugs and alcohol and he has no clue it all stems from what a horrible father he was. I wish he would just die!

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Let Me Get This Straight

Posted on Thu, Nov. 15, 2018 at 01:44 pm

We're the ones that are SO uneducated? Yet you are the idiot running on side roads praying for someone to snatch you just to gain attention (bonus points if we see you on Dateline). We're the unqualified ones and yet there you are the ONE willingly posting on Facebook that you get mad at your customers, people better be glad you don't carry your gun, and numerous alcohol holding dazed looking selfies. YET we're SOOOO stupid while you untactfully inform us that you put foreign substances in our beverages while vacationing with us. YOU who are the one who criticizes everyone for everything yet fails to recognize your severe mental illness. YAY!

You the one whose parents paid for that fancy schooling yet you are still live in the equivalent version of their basement. You know that list is pretty impressive. Ever thought about applying for Mensa? I'm sure your delusions see you welcomed with open arms. That is just how intelligent you are truly.

So how exactly am I dealing with knowing that you and the family view both of us as such unintelligent uneducated waste of space people you wonder? Well I'm doing mighty fine after seeing your most recent incoherent ramblings on the internet. It's good to know that someone as intelligent as yourself talks crap while on their big hoorah vacation celebration. Someone must not be having that much fun methinks. Me also thinks it's safe to say the honeymoon is over!!!!!!

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They Stopped Celebrating?!

Posted on Thu, Nov. 15, 2018 at 07:59 am

So because of my SIL untimely death after thanksgiving last year, my mil and fil decided to not celebrate the holidays anymore with the remaining family.

Do you know how excited I am to hear this!? I don’t have to see these assholes or any of the other lowlifes anymore! DH and I can finally celebrate thanksgiving and Christmas in OUR own home! No more traveling for an hour to be around people I hate!

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Selfish grandparents

Posted on Wed, Nov. 14, 2018 at 01:36 pm

You can’t even show up to your own grandkids’ birthday party. It’s not like you had to do actual work and go to a “job”. It really doesn’t surprise me though. You have no idea who they are because you’re both wrapped up in your own pathetic lives. Pathetic LOSERS!! FU!!

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Dear MIL

Posted on Wed, Nov. 14, 2018 at 02:35 am

I've always known you were a miser.

Before I married into your circus of a family you showed your cheap and nasty streak. I don't know anybody who hides away a biscuit tin before their son's girlfriend can have a biscuit. But you are anything but normal.

So here is the gist: I get you are a bitter old bat who is too cheap to share. My husband had to give you teabags for when we visit because stocking the only one he drinks is too much to expect.

But you listen here, you wrinkled sack of shit - we are DONE giving you free holidays and dinners so you can be unappreciative, expect more and then begrudge us when we spoil ourselves.

I hope you had a great weekend by the sea - take note that it was your LAST.

Hope you enjoyed your free birthday dinner for your 80th - last free meal you are getting. Hopefully you'll be dead long before your next milestone birthday.

Yours sincerely
Your daughter in law who hates you.

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Racist and misogynist: God had a little revenge

Posted on Tue, Nov. 13, 2018 at 05:12 pm

My white father-in-law is from that era where saying racist and misogynist things were perfectly normal. He’s kind of horrible to be around and he is always saying really awful stuff about foreigners, women, and minorities. He’s actually really horrible. A few days ago, he was visiting us and decided to attend a local church service. Yeah, he is one of those who think that going to church will save him from the burning pits of Hell because he is a terrible person. He pulls up the the church north of us and realizes -gasp!- it’s a black methodist church! What?! Black people in the South?! Gasp!!!! He flips a u-ey and goes to the church south of us and - whew!-white methodist church it is! Salvation! He goes to church and gets his J-blood and body on. He gets home and says some really sexist stuff, eats some chicken and goes to bed. God had his revenge for FIL’s rejection of his black house of worship: the old bastard had a maddive bout of diarrhea and vomit shoot from his body, gushing everywhere all over the bathroom. He was sick for a full 24 hours. Now he wants to go home. By, jerkface.

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TWO IGNORANT LOSERS

Posted on Tue, Nov. 13, 2018 at 05:33 am

Two ignorant losers. That’s what both of you are. Your made up bigotry, sexism, and racism is in ALL in your head. Maybe try not watching the news media ALL day and get off your ass and think for yourself! Both of you have some serious mental health issues and you should really seek help. Therapy would be a start. I’m so glad I don’t have to see your faces for Thanksgiving. Now if only we can find a way out of Christmas.

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Oh mil

Posted on Mon, Nov. 12, 2018 at 11:41 am

It's funny how you haven't realized that your holidays with my family are over. My dear husband doesn't even try to go because you and your family f*"$ed up so bad. Happy holidays to me and good luck to all suffering dil this season

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