I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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Dear MIL

Posted on Sun, Apr. 21, 2019 at 05:58 pm

When you die, I was going to just sit in the back away from the family, but now I think I will sit right up front so everyone can see just how devastated I am by your death as I wear that beautiful bright RED dress. I have played the part of the one to always suck it up and take the high road while you get to claim that you've never done anything to me. You are inconsiderate, hateful, and the biggest narcissist I have ever had the displeasure of coming in contact with. You have spied on me, made unfounded accusations regarding infidelity, and down right disrespected me to my face. I'm done. I'm over it. I'm through with you. Sadly enough evil just seems to keep on living and you are proof of that.

Without love and affection,
Your soon to be former DIL

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Vile hypocrite Christian

Posted on Sun, Apr. 21, 2019 at 09:34 am

Dear vile, hypocritical monster in law,

I hope you had a lovely time at church, its just a shame that all that time masquerading as a Christian that it's not rubbed off on your evil soul one little bit. It's been over 600 days since you asked to spend any time with your grandchildren.

You forced your own kids apart by your favoritism, you won't do it to my beautiful, amazing kids. They see you for what you are: a sad, twisted, lonely old bitch.

I can't wait for the day me and my kids are away from your evilness permanently. Once golden child and his fat vile wife have their hands on your money, they'll drop you. And I won't want to know. The only old age home you need is dignitas.

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So long crazies

Posted on Sun, Apr. 21, 2019 at 05:36 am

So, my divorce from your son should be complete by september. Your son who is completely delusional and thinks that he and I will still work this out haha. Never going to happen. He is abusive in every sense of the word and I refuse to bring my children up in that toxic environment any longer. He can yell and scream and make threats all he likes when he receives the papers but it's still going to happen whether he likes it or not. I can't really blame him for his behaviour though, it's been learned from years of living with you! Mil who is the most manipulative and narcissistic person I have ever had the misfortune to meet and a fil who is verbally and physically abusive when he doesn't get his own way. So it is your fault that your son behaves the way he does. I wouldn't wish him or the in-laws on my worst enemy and pity the next woman he meets lol she has no idea what she is letting herself in for.

Regards

Soon to be ex Dil

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Enablers

Posted on Sun, Apr. 21, 2019 at 02:33 am

You know your DH is an alcoholic. He had a seizure last July. FIL...you continue to go along with his college football crap that costs us $20K a year that we can't afford. On top of that, you know drinking is part of the culture and you turn your ugly head while he does it.
Last year you had to take him to the emergency room and he was in ICU for sepsis and an UTI due to drinking.

You may think that I'm a bitch, but my mother's alcoholism ruined my family and then I saw her and her nasty AH just run their lives into the ground. She died and then his nasty ass died later, not being found in the house for 5 months. (he wasn't liked by anyone; not even his own family, obviously) Guess what responsible daughter had to deal with all that? Me.

You know what enabling is. You are the epitome of it and you saw if first hand years ago when your BIL did it and your nephew died from heroin abuse.

Stop taking my alcoholic husband in and coddling him when he's pissed that I want something better for our marriage. He makes money; he can afford a motel room if needed. Even better, since we are all Christian, can we not agree that he needs to put his WIFE and child first now, because the Bible says that's what happens when 2 people get married?

FIL...your text saying you and son were ONE (you capitalized that) was disturbing. I know you are a short, fat narcissist, but let me break it to you that I suck my husband's dick and fuck him far better than you.

Unless I'm wrong..

Anyways, you're not helping him, you're hindering him, and he needs help.

Oh yeah...when I tell my husband how unhealthy this all is, he says you will only be alive for 10 more years. If that's the wait time on this shot to change, we have problems.

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Sil...grow up

Posted on Sun, Apr. 21, 2019 at 12:40 am

When your sister in law blocks you for speaking truth to her mother and not allowing theor toxicity into your childrens life..thanks for saving me work! Your mans in jail, your smoking pot while preggo. Girl, save your energy to fix you. You need every bit you got to change things around
And hey, in a few years if you have any sense you have not blown up in smoke left, you will be flowing my steps to get her out of your life too. Good luck little girl, I truly hope you savethe light for your babies sake. She deserves better than the same lame ass cycle ya'll in now.

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Really

Posted on Sat, Apr. 20, 2019 at 10:34 pm

You're how old and demand easter baskets from mommy. Money from the state doesn't count as an income. You're trying to brag that you got more things than the lo but she doesn't care anymore. It's all fake from the outside in go ahead and still lo's candy again. I've already had a serious convo with her about candy. She pointed out the cellulite on your leg and made a face. You can put lipstick, fake nails and cellulite on a pig. But your still nasty. Your version of clean is haunting. Bye fake bitch 💋

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Anniversary of Drama

Posted on Sat, Apr. 20, 2019 at 08:14 pm

It’s been 5 years since the last Easter we spent with the in-laws. That was when my SIL accused me of not returning her calls. She didn’t return my calls either and yes I did avoid her and the rest of the clan. But let’s be honest, no love was lost either way. I was upset at the time to be attacked at a family dinner but looking back she did me a favor. It gave me a legitimate reason not to spend the holidays with the in-laws. I feel sorry for my husband, but he never stood up for me and claimed not to notice when the were nasty to me. I think if he did things might not have blown up the way they did and I could have continued to be fake nice to them for 4 hours at a time for his sake.

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To My Husbands Aunt

Posted on Sat, Apr. 20, 2019 at 01:14 pm

Grand Matriarch Flying Monkey number one.

My MIL has called upon you many times. She knows you’re the “go-to” for killing relationships.

You had two brothers that died hating you.

You have an existing brother who hates you.

Your dying sister can’t wait to be away from you forever
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Your daughter has no one in her life because of you.

My MIL lives her life vicariously through you. She wishes she could kill off her sons relationships with their wives so she can be more like you.

It’s just you and your daughter. Your daughter will never marry, she will never have children. Why is that? It’s because you are numero uno. You will always be number one. She doesn’t have a choice. It’d the only reason you birthed her.

Please never send us chocolate gifts from your hometowns namesake. You can take those symbolic “kisses” and shove them up your ass.

Leave us alone, the only relationship you have killed here is yours with my DH. I have made it crystal clear that you’re no good, He sees it now.

Goodbye

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Tick tock tick tock....Can MIL just die already?

Posted on Sat, Apr. 20, 2019 at 12:01 pm

What is taking you so long to fucking die? I have already planned out what I am doing with your room and can't wait to redecorate. All I need is for you to get out of the way! I even bought the eye drops to "cry" at your funeral...extra bottle for your other daughter in law. Trust me, we all hate you and cant wait for you to kick the bucket.

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The other woman

Posted on Sat, Apr. 20, 2019 at 07:02 am

Today... My Mother-in-law lost the only marble she had left.

TODAY, my young doves, SHE sent my husband a text pretending to be "a saucy side dish", another woman, a side chicka!

She has convinced herself I operate his phone from a distance with my mind.

So really, she was pretending to be my girlfriend? What a sneaky little scandal.

Well DEAR, I just wanted to let you know with all my mind control powers and such... that I'm not interested in you. My man is treating me just right ;)

Happy Easter friends!

Xoxo
A tortured soul

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