I Hate My Inlaws!

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In-laws, and the quarrels they start, have been the subject of stories for many years. This is your opportunity to sound off about your own in-laws! Tell the world the story, or stories, of your in-laws. We're looking for the funny ones, the sad ones, the crazy ones, and every story in-between.

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The Hope Diamond đź’Ž

Posted on Thu, Jan. 16, 2020 at 07:43 am

Father in law instructions:

Next fishing outing, remove that phone from the old bat. Walk to the stern and plop that joker into the ocean like the lady did in the Titanic. It’s easy.

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A simple guideline

Posted on Thu, Jan. 16, 2020 at 06:09 am

If you're running around screaming to everyone around you that you're helping us, there's a darn good chance you're not.

Like at all. In fact, please go away and stop burdening us and a find a harmless hobby. Maybe adopt a pet rock.

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Mil you were right

Posted on Mon, Jan. 13, 2020 at 04:11 pm

You shouldn’t have had your 3rd child.

He is now a 40+ parollee, not to mention; a big fat smelly jealous judgmental, dangerous child molester.

That is why the psychic told you you only had 2 boys. One is a demon .

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Almost a year

Posted on Mon, Jan. 13, 2020 at 01:19 pm

April of this year will be a year since you last texted me, you disgusting POS SIL. Have u figured out you are psycho since then? I heard over the holidays you rarely even talk to your own sisters. Do they know you said they were alcoholics and were happy the athletic one gained weight? Our MIL (RIP) thought her son was insane for picking you out of all the possible women he could have married. Our FIL thinks you are a drunken nut job. Thanks for ignoring us! There truly is peace on Earth. Happy Silence Anniversary! I should wait until Easter to say it but I am excited already...

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Lessons

Posted on Mon, Jan. 13, 2020 at 12:38 pm

It's taken a long time, and the umbilical cord will probably never go away, but do you feel your child becoming more distant? It's because they are finally learning to sort out "mom said" from "reality." So keep talking down about me and praising your own awesomeness, because your kid now sees through it and laughs it off when we get home.

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Messed up family

Posted on Sun, Jan. 12, 2020 at 11:15 pm

Were do I start.
1. Sil is having a baby with many health problems including facial deformity. She knowingly got pregnant with her hubby, who is a drug addict. What did she think would happen?
2. My husband cheated on me with paid escorts (including trans), gave me herpes, and sil and mil took his side.
3. Sil thinks her son is better than my sons. She made fun of my kids for "not having" butts according to her. They're toddlers.

So yeah, that's my life.

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The Problem That Solved Itself

Posted on Sun, Jan. 12, 2020 at 05:28 am

Thanks Asshole for unfriending everyone on FB., whining about how you don’t like people talking about you. You crossed task #1 off our list:things to do when we move. My husband is no longer the family supervillain, you are, lol. Despite the toxic family atmosphere, we at least tried to take the high road, but not you. You put it all out there. The double standards you hide behind make me sick. My advice: Grow the F up, dude! Learn some effective communication skills, before you play the victim and assume the worst. Think of your wife and what an embarrassing, polarizing liability you are to her. Maybe get some therapy.

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Thank you

Posted on Sat, Jan. 11, 2020 at 05:24 pm

Thank you for inviting us to your vacation. We will politely decline. I especially thought it was funny when the mooch tried to get out of his share by saying since he would only be there for a few days an upgrade wasn’t needed. He has 4 people in his family and will probably want a bedroom. There are 2 other families going. Those 2 families will be paying for the rental. He will show up with nothing; no food, no essentials and of course, no money. So again, we will politely decline.

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To my husbands STEP dad

Posted on Sat, Jan. 11, 2020 at 03:08 pm

Respect is earned, not a given right. Go fuck yourself.

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Mr Magoo

Posted on Sat, Jan. 11, 2020 at 07:44 am

My widowed 91 yo fil has had one minor fender bender of hit and run variety. Then Yesterday he ran over a curb type barrier dividing a road and it totaled his car, tore off the oil pan and wrecked the undercarriage. He lives near 2 sons in another state from my DH and me. Amazingly this MR Magoo drove home then had the car towed.
Wouldn’t you think his sons thAt live right there would take his license away?
No because my fil is a tyrant and they are afraid he will disinherit them.
The inheritance is the family home which has drastically increased in value over 60 years and is worth a few million dollars. So they are manipulating my DH to fly into town to do the deed. We are afraid this man is going to kill someone as now he wants a new car. My DH is the responsible one.
And thanks a lot stupid idiot California licensing dept for renewing this 91 year old
Man who has multiple health issues drivers license last year——-brilliant move.

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