I Hate My Inlaws!

MIL, You only THINK your cooking is good!

Posted on Wed, Oct. 11, 2017 at 03:44 pm

There's a reason why your son never ate your cooking when he was growing up - - IT STINKS! I have no idea why or how everyone else can think your cooking is good, except that they just don't know any better. Now that I think about it...that makes a lot of sense. Your daughter thinks cooking is just throwing an Eggo waffle in the toaster and your husband turns his nose up to anything that sounds "too ethnic" or that has garlic in it. (Your husband, actually, is a post in itself)

Your son never ate your hamburger steak, pot roast, chili, etc. etc.?? THAT'S BECAUSE IT SUCKS!!!! He gobbles mine up and asks for seconds. You like to think that you are the matriarch of the family and the only one that knows a thing about cooking. Bitch, I could run circles around you in the kitchen. I can cook anything from French, to Italian, to sushi, to good ol' Southern cooking.

Please stop sending food home with your son on the rare occasions that he visits you. We throw it away. Just take it to your 40-something daughter next time you go visit to clean her house because for some reason she is a stay-at-home mother that stays at home and doesn't cook or clean. (You actually went over there once to match her mis-matched socks?!?!?)

PS - I hope you saw my FB picture where your son inscribed my cookbook with the phrase "To the BEST cook I've ever known" - - because that SHO aint YOU!

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