I Hate My Inlaws!

Goodbye, evil and grotesque con artists

Posted on Tue, Nov. 06, 2018 at 04:33 pm

So, you've gotten the message that my family will not be joining you and your con artist daughters for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or any holidays in the future. I can tell this because the three of you finally stopped posting incendiary and insulting materials on Facebook (I was so intrigued to find out that, because I support women's rights, minority rights, and gay marriage, that makes me a "Communist," a "Socialist," a "deadbeat," and a freeloader" and that my daughter "deserved to get shot by the police" because her "entire generation is a bunch of spoiled brats who don't think the laws apply to them.") Ha! If you hadn't conned my MIL into letting your bankrupt, not-even-divorced-yet arse move in with her, you would still be living in a trailer park. Why she ever found you attractive is God's own private mystery, with your 54 inch waist, your ridiculous lopsided smirk, and your Coke bottle glasses. I am so glad I never have to interact with you again, you corpulent piece of excrement. Or your awful daughter, who ought to be swimming in the Pacific Ocean with the other cetaceans. My father even said you were a moron and that you looked pregnant, and he likes practically everybody. Don't ask my husband or daughter to defend you, because they hate you, too.

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