I Hate My Inlaws!

Eight Years Away & Still Going

Posted on Tue, May. 14, 2019 at 07:47 am

Eight blissful years of no contact as of today! Eight years of NO snide comments, sabotage, envy, hate, stupid drama, fake concern...It's wonderful!

Are you dead yet, MIL? I don't know-and I don't care!

BIL, I heard through the grapevine your wife is having an affair with the sales manager at her company. I hope it's true! I hope she leaves your sorry a** and you end up on your butt in the gutter where you belong! Normally I don't condone cheating, but you know what? You deserve it. She's supported you for twelve years while you sat around and got progressively fatter and b*tchier, so she deserves to have some fun.

SIL, yeah, I was told about your grandkids. How's it feel to be Grandma in your thirties while still working in a strip club? Are you proud? Do you die a little inside when you see your own daughters naked on stage, or are you too twisted to even consider why that might be wrong? But hey-you keep telling yourself I'M the "tacky" one, okay? If it makes you feel better, go right ahead.

Eight years seems like a long time, but it really hasn't been long enough. I hope you all really enjoy facing the natural consequences of your behavior. I have a feeling that in another eight years, Karma will finally be finished with you and you'll be left to spend the rest of your miserable lives dealing with the aftermath.

Meanwhile, we'll be out here with our "loser freak" friends, in our "weird" house, enjoying our "boring" lives with our "brats," lol.

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