I Hate My Inlaws!

My fucking chicken wings

Posted on Fri, Nov. 29, 2019 at 06:53 pm

Don’t ever fucking offer your mother my chicken wings again. Those wings were to make up for the fact that the dinner she made us come to consisted of cauliflower soup and says if we’re still hungry we can order pizza or something.

So I check in to see what everybody wants, “I don’t want anything.” So I order a bit extra cause I know they all lying. Of course their gonna eat my pizza, but I think I have an ace up my sleeves. Chicken wings all for me!

So that’s when you say “no more pizza but you can have some of his wings.” Do you even know me???!?!?!????

So she starts to dig in. Bitch leaves half the meat on the bone at the end. There it is, my reward for being malnourished at the IL’s museum of sad food in laughably small portions, squandered.

I should’ve made her sign a pre-nup; you can have the house, the dog, custody of the kids but DONT EVER GIVE MY WINGS TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!!

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