I Hate My Inlaws!

Birthday Girl

Posted on Tue, May. 19, 2020 at 04:44 am

Your 60th birthday is coming up in a couple of weeks. I wonder if the clan is planning a big surprise party for you. I know how much you love being the center of attention as I’ve seen you cause scenes at many a family gathering. Getting drunk at your daughter’s wedding and having your aunt and my husband searching for you in the parking lot when you stumbled outside to smoke a cigarette. Screaming and crying at your cousin’s high school graduation party when you found out your niece didn’t invite you to her baby’s christening. Trying to start a fight with me at a holiday dinner because I didn’t return your phone call. So your family is probably afraid not to celebrate your birthday despite the corona virus. They deserve everything they get for feeding into your dysfunctional behavior. So glad we live too far away to receive an invitation.

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