I Hate My Inlaws!

How's That Liver Doing?

Posted on Fri, Jul. 16, 2021 at 10:07 am

FIL, why is it that even after a huge health scare, every single photo of you has you holding alcohol? "It's our cuulllllture!". If that's true, what does that say about your culture? 2.) I know that it is NOT true. It's just that drinkers hang out with other drinkers, so you wouldn't notice the rest of the population who doesn't feel the need to numb their minds just to get through life. For example, the chess club doesn't have photos of alcohol (but, then again, chess is classy).

You look like shit with your face all puffy, and with that tell-tale leathered look and pink cheeks that comes from a lifetime of drink. I think I just now realized why you never communicate with your son: you're struggling to find enough brain cells that haven't been drowned in alcohol.

What a proud moment for you. Don't worry, if your grandchildren ever remember that you exist and think to ask about you one day, I'll lead with "He was a miserable man who had nothing to do with us and spent much of his time killing brain cells with alcohol".

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