To the tune of My favorite things:


Thanksgivings approaching I’ve done all my shopping. I’m so excited, I’m almost hopping.

No more freezing our asses off in your 59 degree home, or watching your enabled grown sons tweak and moan.

All so boring, left us snoring, your constant stories of YOUR days gone by, never once even asking how others are and why?


Walking on eggshells, and Awkwardness galore, bet your husband doesn’t know you’re an incredible whore.

We won’t miss you
Or your devils offspring
Or your stories that bore.

Keep enabling
Keep enabling

That’s all you’re good for, and when you die I will jump for joy, cause Karma will be able to get your evil boys!

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